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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328896) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330497) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce Rage, rice boi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330536) |
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Massive Hateful Plaza wwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328898) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce What was I going to do, use a polaroid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328901) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Buck-toothed jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328905) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: startled laughsome orchestra pit Did you learn nothing from Clueless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329538) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Irradiated Silver Native Community Account *The Crush (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329556) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330499) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330513) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: mind-boggling filthy meetinghouse national security agency I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328902) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328908) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330501) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pearl garrison guys in my high school did this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328904) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend How old was she (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328906) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce 19 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328911) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend Wow, how did you manage that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328917) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328935) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend What do you mean “from irl” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328941) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328944) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328948) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre ok, i believe now.
did you use a rubber? how was she? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328963) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330510) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.
Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328971) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328980) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328990) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.
How nice was it? When did you leave? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Massive Hateful Plaza mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329007) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: mind-boggling filthy meetinghouse national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329013) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329287) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pearl garrison always keep your pubes presentable tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329294) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?
Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce It was all in the hotel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329445) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329467) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce Well...yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329470) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330526) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329485) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode 🤡🤡🤡📸 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329493) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330524) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329449) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330517) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: vivacious umber chapel roommate Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329039) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329453) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329552) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329584) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330515) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330508) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330506) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330505) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Irradiated Silver Native Community Account I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328907) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Judgmental orchid people who are hurt As if (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328913) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone). |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: mind-boggling filthy meetinghouse national security agency there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328929) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: mewling site "it's a lot, but doable"
he's azn |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.
kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode Both are ugly hapas.
So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre 180 monikor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329363) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: Naked place of business rigpig Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49332549) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Vigorous carnelian resort legend Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328933) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328951) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: mind-boggling filthy meetinghouse national security agency me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329009) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: Navy Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329424) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329498) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: blathering idea he suggested theater My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329000) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Naked place of business rigpig This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342357) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: vivacious umber chapel roommate Yeah this totally happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329042) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329456) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329464) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329481) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: cracking peach genital piercing theatre fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329483) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Flickering cerebral hunting ground He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: translucent excitant striped hyena boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330016) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: useless hell death wish When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329475) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329535) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329543) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330488) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330521) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Citrine office *guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329500) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Navy Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Zippy sex offender abode Is this guy a known poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce 21 actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: mewling site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329979) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: titillating shivering stag film haunted graveyard anyway, gotta go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329532) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Vermilion chad love of her life no one has ever had sex afaict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329561) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: puce arousing state sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329801) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone charismatic menage trust fund she still thinks about u wistfully, probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329640) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Curious Infuriating Parlor Candlestick Maker to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329665) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: bronze ticket booth friendly grandma You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329798) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.
I'm just old, ty. |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM Author: Maniacal swollen pit OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49331136) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: wild comical really tough guy yarmulke posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: puce arousing state sandwich http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: mewling site be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329981) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: wild comical really tough guy yarmulke now i know how tribe felt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330128) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Jet library cuckoldry Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330153) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: greedy dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330489) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Box Office Masturbator i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330125) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Jet library cuckoldry No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330146) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330525) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Slimy Appetizing Philosopher-king Area If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330165) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Racy doobsian station lettuce My moniker has changed frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330339) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead antidepressant drug shrine 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330527) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: cocky fragrant fat ankles There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330514) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: Amber laser beams nigs are so stupid it's unreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330533) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Milky insanely creepy jew 180! Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330535) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: Navy Lodge pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49331124) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Magical hyperventilating school I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Naked place of business rigpig Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49332542) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: anal boyish internal respiration rigor I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49331141) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Flickering cerebral hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49332522) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: aggressive hairraiser temple mediation Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: At-the-ready turdskin I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |