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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Metal turdskin
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Transparent abusive ape
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Vibrant feces
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
talented whorehouse telephone
  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
henna jap
  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
Marvelous hospital toilet seat
  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Metal turdskin
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
At-the-ready locus
  03/14/20
upset
Vibrant feces
  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
Exciting Brunch
  03/14/20
Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
Metal turdskin
  03/14/20
Did you cum
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  03/14/20
Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SP...
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Metal turdskin
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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amazing follow up
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Transparent abusive ape

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Vibrant feces

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: talented whorehouse telephone

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: henna jap

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Marvelous hospital toilet seat

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready locus

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Vibrant feces

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Exciting Brunch

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Heady lay cuckoldry

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: exhilarant lodge

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: avocado therapy

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Pink business firm newt

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: maniacal fragrant incel gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Geriatric location main people

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Histrionic anal pistol trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: plum outnumbered nursing home

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: red disrespectful elastic band becky

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Opaque Boyish Love Of Her Life

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Mustard aphrodisiac heaven

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: plum outnumbered nursing home

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: angry stead

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Low-t step-uncle's house hissy fit

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: red disrespectful elastic band becky

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: hairless poppy bawdyhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Garnet thriller mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored national

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: self-centered light striped hyena

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: self-centered light striped hyena

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Aromatic tattoo stain

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Startling Silver Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: self-centered light striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Galvanic tank skinny woman

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: henna jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Aromatic tattoo stain

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: spectacular stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Metal turdskin

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Mahogany Macaca Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: comical crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Heady lay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Garnet thriller mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Sooty Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Pink business firm newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Trip honey-headed space

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Saffron irradiated depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: pearl racy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: chest-beating supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Curious boltzmann menage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: laughsome clear shitlib psychic

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Excitant Pontificating Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Contagious crawly genital piercing tanning salon

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Startling Silver Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Cracking twisted background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Heady lay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Lavender kink-friendly candlestick maker

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Pink business firm newt

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: self-centered light striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Floppy casino fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Startling Silver Death Wish

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Saffron irradiated depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: milky stage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: pearl racy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Sexy affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: umber soul-stirring roommate azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: sable queen of the night sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Godawful rehab

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Floppy casino fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: comical crackhouse

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: henna jap

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: comical crackhouse

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser obsidian theater personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Abnormal stirring halford church

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Rose Massive Orchestra Pit

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Metal turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Cordovan Bateful Rigor

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Flirting scarlet kitchen hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: passionate azure forum new version

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: glittery gold mad cow disease ceo

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Excitant Pontificating Shrine

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Garnet thriller mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: brass cuck market

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Heady lay cuckoldry

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Metal turdskin

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: disgusting razzmatazz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Garnet thriller mexican

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Heady lay cuckoldry

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: laughsome clear shitlib psychic

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Trip honey-headed space

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: henna jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Vivacious Area

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Pink business firm newt

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: plum outnumbered nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Saffron irradiated depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Unholy resort liquid oxygen

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Garnet thriller mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Charcoal Potus Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: self-centered light striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Cordovan Bateful Rigor

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: henna jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: concupiscible native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Startling Silver Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Filthy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Vivacious Area

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Aromatic tattoo stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Trip honey-headed space

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: spectacular stag film

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Metal turdskin

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Vivacious Area

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: spectacular stag film

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Cordovan Bateful Rigor

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: glittery gold mad cow disease ceo

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Garnet thriller mexican

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Exciting Brunch

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Metal turdskin

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Trip honey-headed space

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: charismatic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Vigorous home

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Metal turdskin

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Trip honey-headed space

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Mustard aphrodisiac heaven

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Metal turdskin

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: blathering temple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Trip honey-headed space

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Flirting scarlet kitchen hairy legs

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: turquoise messiness den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: carnelian point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Abnormal stirring halford church

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Glassy Stimulating Piazza Digit Ratio

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: hideous pocket flask institution

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Filthy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Curious boltzmann menage

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346693)