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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
Orchid multi-colored athletic conference church building
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
Orchid multi-colored athletic conference church building
  10/13/25
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Slate abode yarmulke
  10/15/25
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vigorous milky state
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
coiffed persian incel
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
flesh philosopher-king boltzmann
  10/11/25
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Rusted drunken generalized bond
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
greedy autistic black woman
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
Filthy stage
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
greedy autistic black woman
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
violent pit filthpig
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
grizzly trump supporter
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
flesh philosopher-king boltzmann
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
free-loading affirmative action
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Brass mind-boggling quadroon coffee pot
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Cocky psychic
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
saffron 180 multi-billionaire
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
...
flesh philosopher-king boltzmann
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Cocky psychic
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Infuriating indian lodge
  10/14/25
...
flesh philosopher-king boltzmann
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
beta jet immigrant ape
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Infuriating indian lodge
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
adventurous box office
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Boyish laser beams partner
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Slate abode yarmulke
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Infuriating indian lodge
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Boyish laser beams partner
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Boyish laser beams partner
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Infuriating indian lodge
  10/12/25
...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Infuriating indian lodge
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Maniacal narrow-minded depressive
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
twisted stead dopamine
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Sable rigor
  10/13/25
...
Impertinent Chest-beating Hall
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
Bearded arousing theatre therapy
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: adventurous box office

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Orchid multi-colored athletic conference church building

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: adventurous box office

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Orchid multi-colored athletic conference church building

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Slate abode yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: vigorous milky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: coiffed persian incel

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: flesh philosopher-king boltzmann

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Rusted drunken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: greedy autistic black woman

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: adventurous box office

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Filthy stage

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: greedy autistic black woman

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: violent pit filthpig

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: grizzly trump supporter

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: flesh philosopher-king boltzmann

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: free-loading affirmative action

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Brass mind-boggling quadroon coffee pot

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Cocky psychic

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: saffron 180 multi-billionaire

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: flesh philosopher-king boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Cocky psychic

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Infuriating indian lodge

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: flesh philosopher-king boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: adventurous box office

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: adventurous box office

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: adventurous box office

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: adventurous box office

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: adventurous box office

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: beta jet immigrant ape

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: adventurous box office

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Infuriating indian lodge

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: adventurous box office

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: adventurous box office

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: adventurous box office

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: adventurous box office

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Boyish laser beams partner

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Slate abode yarmulke

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Infuriating indian lodge

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Boyish laser beams partner

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Boyish laser beams partner

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Infuriating indian lodge

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Infuriating indian lodge

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Maniacal narrow-minded depressive

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: twisted stead dopamine

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Sable rigor

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Impertinent Chest-beating Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Bearded arousing theatre therapy

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

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