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What is the cheapest way to get drunk besides liquor?
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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Candy Ride I just bought a 6 pack of Keystone Light tallboys for $4.99. I assume 40s are cheaper but that is too gross for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360475) |
Date: October 19th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., Cheap $5 red wine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360479) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: habeas penem Used to be mouth wash, but then they started adding ethanol to it to "poison" the winos who would swig it in the grocery aisle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360485) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK People detoxing in the hospital have been known to steal hand santizer from the nurses' station and drink it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360554) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: '''''"'''' Yeah I saw an episode of that “Intervention” show where a guy drank like 2 large bottles of purell a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360577) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Snigglex Isn’t ethanol the alcohol you normally drink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360581) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: '''''"'''' The stuff you drink is ethyl alcohol which may or may not be the same thing as ethanol.
I thought isopropyl was the poison they added for bums. |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt) ethanol and ethyl alcohol are the same chemical compound. they are literally the same thing, two words for the same compound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361475) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt) ethanol is alcohol. they add bitterants and other things to make untaxed ethanol products unpaletable or poisonous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361480) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, plonk is a box is typically the cheapest per standard unit of alcohol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360517) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\" in the ass is the obvious answer. alcohol enemas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360521) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface 180. Boofing it is always the answer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360596) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Doordasher (Doobs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360794) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Paralegal Satan (β π) cr, soak a cotton ball in medical alcohol and stick it in your ass (this is not legal advice) (not admitted to practice in the District of Columbia) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, why would this be a relevant analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360538) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: i gave my cousin head box wine or hand sanitizer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360540) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK fortified wine has been the answer for like 400 years now. Also the most prestigious if you drink pure cognac (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360547) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Here we go! It was the English who did the math. They discovered that you could make the world's shittiest, cheapest wine drinkable AND enhance its intoxicating effects at the same time:
"In 1678, a Liverpool wine merchant sent two new representatives to Viana do Castelo, north of Oporto, to learn the wine trade. While on a vacation in the Douro, the two gentlemen visited the Abbot of Lamego, who treated them to a "very agreeable, sweetish and extremely smooth" wine, which had been fortified with a distilled spirit. The two Englishmen were so pleased with the product that they purchased the abbot's entire lot and shipped it home.[30]
Port became very popular in England after the Methuen Treaty of 1703, when merchants were permitted to import it at a low duty, while war with France deprived English wine drinkers of French wine. British importers could be credited for recognising that a smooth, already fortified wine that would appeal to English palates would survive the trip to London."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_wine |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt) port is duoro wine is 180, you just have an alcohol allergy because you're a gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361520) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: Snigglex Contract this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360586) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: hank_scorpio steel reserve is hard to argue with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360841) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK I used to have an after-school jerb at a place where homeless alkies would congregate and drink in the parking lot at night. If we weren't able to chase them away we had to clean up the empty bottles, so I can say with some confidence that Boone's Farm and Seagram's gin (aka "bumpyface" because of the texture of the glass) far outnumbered any kind of beer. I'm not sure we really saw beer at all. I remember when we were getting 40oz bottles of King Cobra for 2.50, a bottle of Boone's Farm cost the same price and had nearly double the ABV. It was also ubiquitous and late night ghetto liquor stores where beer selection was a crapshoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360853) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:22 PM Author: hank_scorpio when I was in high school we had to drive about 30 minutes to get to the nearest liquor store so the general challenge for any passenger was to down a bottle of boone's farm before you got home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360855) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:24 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK I've never tasted it. I always understood it to be something that ONLY the most piss poor homeless bums ever drank. Malt liquor was a hoodrat thing, but not a homeless thing like that fortified wine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49360864) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:36 AM Author: a lil sesh w YHWH You can biochemically replicate the effects of alcohol inebriation for fractions of a penny a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361513) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies Getting dick drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361515) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Brother Peter Dimond what about "ice" beer. shitty but not nearly as shitty as malt liquor. i buy it once or twice a year and its not undrinkable.
sometimes theyre the same price but even if it's a dollar more for a sixer of keystone ice(or natty ice, icehouse etc) the ABV is way higher
other than that a box of wine from costco is the cheapest thing id actually drink and somewhat enjoy |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: bloomington (π¦¬) For a brief time back around 2016, they increased the alcohol content of Milwaukee's Best Ice from 5.9% to 6.9%. They caught some flak because they were taking out billboards advertising how strong it now was.
It didn't taste very good but ultimately it went down pretty easy. I got pretty hammered on that stuff more than once. |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv absinthe, ywia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361819) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: yooper (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Buy a couple pounds of ginger and grate it. Mix it with sugar water and let it sit for a week burping it daily.
You can do this with any fruit juice and even bread and ketchup if you're in jail. |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:25 PM Author: coffeeman vanilla extract (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361835) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:10 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass mad dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361963) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: goy orbison https://www.reddit.com/r/prisonhooch/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361973) |