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Guys who get mad when a dog pisses on their lawn

Lmfao
aqua box office
  10/17/25
Dog piss kills grass! Its the end of the fucking world if I ...
aqua box office
  10/17/25
only if it goes everyday in same spot tho right
brindle charismatic center
  10/17/25
Only in large quantities if you don’t water your lawn ...
Supple Indigo Sanctuary Fat Ankles
  10/17/25
It certainly can kill grass. Large female dogs are the worst...
Red massive nowag
  10/18/25
Prole tell having enough stranger dog walking foot traffic i...
Ebony odious sandwich
  10/17/25
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purple deep church building
  10/17/25
ni hao comrade! You rike sausage barr?
tripping godawful codepig
  10/17/25
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spectacular blue sound barrier
  10/17/25
bro this isn’t exactly true. It’s more U-shaped ...
spectacular blue sound barrier
  10/17/25
Keep telling yourself that your 6000 SF lot on a block of wa...
Bateful preventive strike
  10/17/25
This isn’t even close to what I’m describing but...
spectacular blue sound barrier
  10/17/25
Tell me more about the wealthy enclaves where you can see th...
Bateful preventive strike
  10/17/25
There are entire neighborhoods like this where I live, inclu...
Talented impressive roast beef
  10/18/25
He’s clearly a rat-faced Jew living in some sort of sh...
spectacular blue sound barrier
  10/19/25
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purple deep church building
  10/17/25
Park Slope and Capitol Hill and Ardmore and Melo Park and Co...
Ebony odious sandwich
  10/17/25
Cool. Point stands. Also the myopic inner city Jew view of t...
spectacular blue sound barrier
  10/17/25
Park Slope is in NYC and no one has grass. Ardmore is pr...
Bateful preventive strike
  10/17/25
I admit that I cannot. I’m an ascended hick who got o...
Ebony odious sandwich
  10/17/25
the type of person who gets irate at this would be irate reg...
umber wonderful kitty
  10/17/25
Incredible subthread.
glittery halford
  10/17/25
I keep having fucking DEER shit all over my lawn. They ate t...
khaki crusty hospital
  10/17/25
(Gretchen Whitmer)
Claret Deer Antler Forum
  10/17/25
deer are large rats and should be treated as such
aqua box office
  10/17/25
that's prestigious because you must live in a place with lar...
Big hell
  10/17/25
Fuck that, hope they eat his wife and children next
Talented impressive roast beef
  10/18/25
That's not very nice, friend :(
khaki crusty hospital
  10/18/25
i have a median that is technically the citys so I wish they...
Alcoholic Boyish Site
  10/17/25
piss? who gaf it doesn't do anything the people who leave t...
aromatic drab set
  10/17/25
No but I yell at my boys for being lazy as fuck and pissing ...
excitant jade kitty cat
  10/17/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: aqua box office

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355525)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: aqua box office

Dog piss kills grass! Its the end of the fucking world if I had a dead spot on my lawn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355532)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: brindle charismatic center

only if it goes everyday in same spot tho right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355542)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Supple Indigo Sanctuary Fat Ankles

Only in large quantities if you don’t water your lawn frequently. Male dogs who tend to pee smaller amounts to mark more territory are lawn helpers for anyone who actually gives half a shit ie waters once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356636)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Red massive nowag

It certainly can kill grass. Large female dogs are the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357818)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Ebony odious sandwich

Prole tell having enough stranger dog walking foot traffic in front of your lawn for it to matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355614)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: purple deep church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355643)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: tripping godawful codepig

ni hao comrade! You rike sausage barr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355645)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: spectacular blue sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355690)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: spectacular blue sound barrier

bro this isn’t exactly true. It’s more U-shaped it happens in ghettos but also highly affluent areas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355692)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Bateful preventive strike

Keep telling yourself that your 6000 SF lot on a block of wage-slaving Jews and Asians 1 generation removed from prole origins living in post-war shithouses is affluent. You’ve made it! Pay no mind to the Asian guy smoking a cigarette while his dog pisses on your single tree! There is not an entire town of richer people one town to your north or west!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355980)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: spectacular blue sound barrier

This isn’t even close to what I’m describing but I’m sorry about wherever the fuck you live / have fashioned this concept—it’s weirdly specific and also not in any way applicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355992)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Bateful preventive strike

Tell me more about the wealthy enclaves where you can see the street from your house and it is frequented by large numbers of the kind of pedestrians who lack the decency to curb their dogs. I’ll await your reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356273)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Talented impressive roast beef

There are entire neighborhoods like this where I live, including several where vault law firm partners reside. Are you imagining some kind of English estate situation? Because that's really not relevant. And if you're one of those "durr-hurr, wealthy is $100 million+ houses" type people, then there's no need to reply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357810)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: spectacular blue sound barrier

He’s clearly a rat-faced Jew living in some sort of shitty NY neighborhood who has no conception of where affluent people live outside of big shiny condo towers and townhouses and then some ephemeral, movie-influenced vision of large estate houses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359181)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: purple deep church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356281)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Ebony odious sandwich

Park Slope and Capitol Hill and Ardmore and Melo Park and Coral Gables are all prole (I’ve got no idea what the actually fancy inner burb single family home areas actually are, please substitute as appropriate, thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355982)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: spectacular blue sound barrier

Cool. Point stands. Also the myopic inner city Jew view of the world is very clearly on display ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355989)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bateful preventive strike

Park Slope is in NYC and no one has grass.

Ardmore is prole. Should have said Villanova, but in Villanova you get enough land and there is no sidewalk so you don’t see so much dogpiss on your yard.

Menlo Park is prole tech people with giant piles of money who choose to live in a shitty suburb because they are unimaginative.

The examples matter because you actually can’t think of a genuinely prestigious location random dogs piss on your grass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Ebony odious sandwich

I admit that I cannot. I’m an ascended hick who got out of cities ASAP once careers allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356628)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: umber wonderful kitty

the type of person who gets irate at this would be irate regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356084)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: glittery halford

Incredible subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356313)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: khaki crusty hospital

I keep having fucking DEER shit all over my lawn. They ate the jack-o-lantern my daughter carved. One got hit by a car or something and limped onto my property and died and vultures were roosting on my roof for a bit while they picked it clean. I fucking hate vermin deer and wish I could just start killing these motherfuckers on my own year round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355990)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Claret Deer Antler Forum

(Gretchen Whitmer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356128)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: aqua box office

deer are large rats and should be treated as such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356241)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Big hell

that's prestigious because you must live in a place with large lots. deer are 180 but i'm sorry they ate your pumpkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357162)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Talented impressive roast beef

Fuck that, hope they eat his wife and children next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357317)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: khaki crusty hospital

That's not very nice, friend :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357917)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Boyish Site

i have a median that is technically the citys so I wish they would just go there.

I do get MAF at putting dogshit bags in my garbage at 7am bw the time when the garbage comes and I bother to go outside. I think thats rude af stinky ass dog shit for a week stuck to the bottom of the barrel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356042)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: aromatic drab set

piss? who gaf it doesn't do anything

the people who leave their dogshit bags in my bin are the ones who really deserve to get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356285)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: excitant jade kitty cat

No but I yell at my boys for being lazy as fuck and pissing in the same spot in the yard when they're out playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356643)