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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
maniacal abode liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
maniacal abode liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
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Ruddy corn cake quadroon
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
olive elastic band base
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Know-it-all Church
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Know-it-all Church
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
amethyst cheese-eating range
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Cream massive property
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arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Cracking deranged ticket booth
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
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misanthropic scarlet messiness
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Arousing beta cruise ship dysfunction
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
abusive house legal warrant
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
abusive house legal warrant
  11/11/25
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Arousing beta cruise ship dysfunction
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Vivacious self-absorbed dilemma organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
razzle-dazzle greedy kitty
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Vivacious self-absorbed dilemma organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Insecure chapel boltzmann
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Histrionic awkward place of business
  11/11/25
...
Kink-friendly maize kitchen
  11/12/25
lmfao
soul-stirring duck-like home scourge upon the earth
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Black at-the-ready area son of senegal
  11/11/25
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Insecure chapel boltzmann
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razzle disturbing cumskin
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sprinted here
frisky maroon fanboi
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Kink-friendly maize kitchen
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Supple jap candlestick maker
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
tp
razzle disturbing cumskin
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
citrine exciting bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Well-lubricated gas station voyeur
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
embarrassed to the bone piazza doctorate
  11/11/25
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adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
insane peach knife center
  11/11/25
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adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
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Kink-friendly maize kitchen
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
ivory trip queen of the night lodge
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Cream massive property
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beady-eyed lettuce
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maniacal abode liquid oxygen
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misanthropic scarlet messiness
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citrine exciting bawdyhouse
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irradiated national security agency field
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they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Emerald erotic parlor
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
Razzmatazz church building
  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: maniacal abode liquid oxygen

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: maniacal abode liquid oxygen

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Ruddy corn cake quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: olive elastic band base

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all Church

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all Church

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: amethyst cheese-eating range

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Cream massive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Cracking deranged ticket booth

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: misanthropic scarlet messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Arousing beta cruise ship dysfunction

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: abusive house legal warrant

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: abusive house legal warrant

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Arousing beta cruise ship dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Vivacious self-absorbed dilemma organic girlfriend

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle greedy kitty

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Vivacious self-absorbed dilemma organic girlfriend

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Insecure chapel boltzmann

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Histrionic awkward place of business

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly maize kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring duck-like home scourge upon the earth

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Black at-the-ready area son of senegal

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Insecure chapel boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: ivory trip queen of the night lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: razzle disturbing cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: frisky maroon fanboi

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly maize kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Supple jap candlestick maker

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: razzle disturbing cumskin

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: citrine exciting bawdyhouse

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated gas station voyeur

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone piazza doctorate

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: insane peach knife center

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly maize kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: ivory trip queen of the night lodge

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Cream massive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: maniacal abode liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: misanthropic scarlet messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: citrine exciting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: irradiated national security agency field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Emerald erotic parlor

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: adventurous useless gunner multi-billionaire

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz church building

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Ruddy corn cake quadroon

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49424851)