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why the fuck is it impossible to buy a brand new compact truck anymore

the smallest one i can find is the size of my old f150 and t...
bungulator
  12/09/25
jews
nude gamer
  12/09/25
i knew it
bungulator
  12/09/25
also probably women too
nude gamer
  12/09/25
god damn it, we need to start beating women again
bungulator
  12/09/25
, consensually, while driving around in our compact trucks
nude gamer
  12/09/25
Microplastics cause men to want bigger trucks as their t lev...
coiffed sandwich
  12/09/25
trucks are the same size you're just growing
nude litigator
  12/09/25
im 5'3 dont lie to me jew
bungulator
  12/09/25
women are getting bigger
nude gamer
  12/09/25
...
merry screenmas
  12/09/25
the bigger the truck, the manlier the man. it's just scienc...
nude idiot
  12/09/25
define compact truck. are we talking like a tacoma, rang...
dupa
  12/09/25
tacoma, ranger
bungulator
  12/09/25
you can't find a new one?
dupa
  12/09/25
please no glib responses itt
bungulator
  12/09/25
just buy a ford bronco or jeep wrangler like every other gen...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  12/09/25
I'm tempted to buy this beaut & fix it up but idk anythi...
Straight Talese
  12/09/25
its beautiful imo why cant i buy one of these new
bungulator
  12/09/25
I think libs were traumatized by 80s and 90s jocks who had c...
Straight Talese
  12/09/25
the CX-5 is its intellectual heir bro
https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg
  12/09/25
nigga im not fucking gay
bungulator
  12/09/25
That's the difference
Straight Talese
  12/09/25
...
bungulator
  12/09/25
If you're thinking about buying a b-series and you're not a ...
https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg
  12/09/25
let me listen to the opinion of a gook that will be the d...
bungulator
  12/09/25
I touched a nerve
https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg
  12/09/25
stay in ur lexus and let the white people talk
bungulator
  12/09/25
...
Straight Talese
  12/09/25
been daydreaming about getting a beat up ford ranger lately ...
nude gunner
  12/09/25
The Ford Maverick is the closest thing size-wise to the grea...
Yummy Phase Pol Pot
  12/09/25
The Maverick isn't just "not body on frame. It's basica...
SneakersSO
  12/09/25
like the bronco emerging as a huge hit when people thought t...
nude gunner
  12/09/25
internet posters are obsessed with body on frame. a lot of J...
SneakersSO
  12/09/25
neither of those are what id call "true suvs" i...
nude gunner
  12/09/25
That’s kind of dumb imho because any 4x4 is decent off...
SneakersSO
  12/09/25
im talking about a specifc form factor.
nude gunner
  12/09/25
What happened to the Chevy Colorado?
https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg
  12/09/25
dont remember the precise details OP but it has to do with e...
Darn tootin
  12/09/25


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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: bungulator

the smallest one i can find is the size of my old f150 and that thing was big back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496451)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: nude gamer

jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496456)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: bungulator

i knew it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496457)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: nude gamer

also probably women too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496461)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: bungulator

god damn it, we need to start beating women again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496465)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: nude gamer

, consensually, while driving around in our compact trucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496485)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: coiffed sandwich

Microplastics cause men to want bigger trucks as their t levels go down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496466)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: nude litigator

trucks are the same size you're just growing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496472)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: bungulator

im 5'3 dont lie to me jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496490)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: nude gamer

women are getting bigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496499)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: merry screenmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496639)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: nude idiot

the bigger the truck, the manlier the man. it's just science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496503)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: dupa

define compact truck.

are we talking like a tacoma, ranger, colorado type truck?

or a smaller one like a maverick or santa cruz?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496506)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: bungulator

tacoma, ranger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496520)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: dupa

you can't find a new one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496897)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: bungulator

please no glib responses itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496900)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


just buy a ford bronco or jeep wrangler like every other gen-x half zip wearing dork these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496652)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Straight Talese

I'm tempted to buy this beaut & fix it up but idk anything about cars I'm a gamer

https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicle/766620785?allListingType=all-cars&city=Molalla&makeCode=MAZDA&modelCode=B-SERIES&searchRadius=0&state=OR&clickType=listing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496666)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: bungulator

its beautiful imo

why cant i buy one of these new

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496719)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Straight Talese

I think libs were traumatized by 80s and 90s jocks who had cool as fuck compact trucks. I had one my sophomore year with a stick shift and would skip school with this half japanese girl in it and just drive around endlessly while listening to limp bizkit cause gas was like $1 per gallon and you could get a full meal from Wendy's for $3 and that had to make libs absolutely irate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496829)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg


the CX-5 is its intellectual heir bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497842)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bungulator

nigga im not fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497849)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Straight Talese

That's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497852)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497853)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg


If you're thinking about buying a b-series and you're not a dyke...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497904)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: bungulator

let me listen to the opinion of a gook

that will be the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497926)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg


I touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497942)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: bungulator

stay in ur lexus and let the white people talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497951)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Straight Talese



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49498088)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt)

been daydreaming about getting a beat up ford ranger lately factually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496834)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Yummy Phase Pol Pot

The Ford Maverick is the closest thing size-wise to the great compact trucks of old. But it's not body-on-frame, so that is a deal breaker to many. You can find decent deals on 2010 - 2011 Ford Rangers if you're willing to look (and possibly ship one to you.) And if you spend $300 - $500, you can upgrade the infotainment and make it feel a lot newer.

Definitely seems like there is a big opportunity for a true compact truck again, though bullshit safety regulations have made it tougher. And consumer sentiment has become basically retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496877)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: SneakersSO

The Maverick isn't just "not body on frame. It's basically a crossover SUV with a bed. It's FWD based AWD. Like a ridgeline.

also a new Ranger is quite a bit narrower than a 90s F150 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497818)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt)

like the bronco emerging as a huge hit when people thought there was only room for jeeps in the body on frame suv market, i think theres a bigger untapped demand for this than automakers realize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497839)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: SneakersSO

internet posters are obsessed with body on frame. a lot of Jeeps like the cherokee/grand cherokee are unibody and still pretty truck like imo.

also the current expedition, tahoe etc are "body on frame," it's not a tiny niche or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497924)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt)

neither of those are what id call "true suvs"

if you wanted a marty mccfly 4x4 your option from like the 90s til the bronco was a jeep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497940)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: SneakersSO

That’s kind of dumb imho because any 4x4 is decent off-road, and many may or may not have a locking rear differential of some sort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49498100)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt)

im talking about a specifc form factor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49498193)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg


What happened to the Chevy Colorado?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49496879)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Darn tootin (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

dont remember the precise details OP but it has to do with emissions and footprint (wheelbase and track width) basically the bigger the footprint the easier CO2 targets become while small pickups like the old Ranger have targets almost impossible to meet with a profitable engine and decent haul/tow capacity. small "trucks" like the Maverick squeak through because they're unibody transgender hybrid crossovers on car platforms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808322&forum_id=2Vannesa#49497975)