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Never fired a gun, too risky to buy one for suicide?
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Trip Onyx Idiot What if I miss. This is not a schtick btw, I’m considering my options (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49316226) |
Date: September 30th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Emerald cheese-eating juggernaut library Not really. If you buy a .357 magnum revolver or, even better, a 12 gauge shotgun (VERY IMPORTANT: that you load with slugs), you can almost surely (>99% chance) succeed if you put the barrel in your mouth and tilt it backward slightly to do maximum damage to the brain stem and to compensate in case you jerk forward. If you point it directly up you can survive it but be permanently blinded and disfigured (https://people.com/human-interest/cameron-underwood-nyu-langone-face-transplant-after-suicide-attempt/)
https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods/ |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: coral vengeful knife make a really big charcoal bbq in a small enclosed room. towel the door. gradual, painless, and no mess for your loved ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49316249) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: Trip Onyx Idiot I’ve heard about this, how long does that take to work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49316251) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:53 PM Author: coral vengeful knife depends on the quantity of charcoal i guess, probably like an hour? the poisoning is cumulative. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49316256) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: Trip Onyx Idiot I’m reading that car exhaust is no longer reliable for suicide, too clean now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49316258) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: grizzly resort cuckoldry it's poisoning, not asphyxiation? so if someone breaks down the door during that hour, you can survive but in some sort of fucked up state?
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Date: October 1st, 2025 10:32 PM Author: Emerald cheese-eating juggernaut library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49318565) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:36 PM Author: violet affirmative action market If you end up retarded and unaware of your problems, that’s still a decent deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49318692) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 12:48 AM Author: grizzly resort cuckoldry i'm already retarded and it hasn't helped
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:07 AM Author: Sinister blood rage yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319040) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:49 AM Author: razzle lettuce goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319105) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:54 AM Author: at-the-ready awkward roast beef The problem is self awareness. I too am retarded but not retarded enough to be one of those happy ones working the supermarket checkout. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319117) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Heady House Organic Girlfriend i don't think that suicide is actually possible. with a nonzero failure rate (no matter how minuscule), you would always persist in at least some branches of the multiverse, and in most of those you'd probably be in a great deal of pain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49316272) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:21 PM Author: dashing nursing home electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49318658) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 7:00 AM Author: confused exciting corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49318967) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:20 PM Author: Trip Onyx Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49318650) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Magical Stage In all seriousness, don't do it. You can make it - talk to your family or friends and find something fun to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49318677) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:41 PM Author: Charismatic business firm Fentanyl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49318705) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:53 AM Author: ruby flatulent toaster Don’t do it, we can’t afford to lose more poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49318957) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Sinister blood rage yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319043) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:10 AM Author: Lake Legal Warrant Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319048) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:05 AM Author: sticky odious stage I've never understood how people committed enough to pull the trigger actually fail
They are clearly at the point of wanting to die. It seems easy to me to drive or take a bus or otherwise go to a relatively rural area. Saunter off into the wilderness where no one will immediately find you if you're a total retard and only manage to horrifically injure yourself, pull the trigger, and rest assured you're fucking done
Same with BBQ shit...not hard to rent a rural cabin and get down to business where no one is around to break down the door and save you
With that said, get help and don't die. There's still lots more social security, income tax, and other benefits for which millions of people are depending on you |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:09 AM Author: Lake Legal Warrant Headpube you bbq in the woods alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319046) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:10 AM Author: confused exciting corner my uncle killed himself by walking into a park at night and hanging himself off a tree, sometimes I think about how he handled logistics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319049) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:19 AM Author: mahogany titillating school cafeteria boistinker Can't you just pay for euthanasia? That way it would be 100% certain.
Why do you want to kill self, btw?
I'd never use a gun. If something goes wrong, I suspect it would be unbearably painful to survive. |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:47 AM Author: Ungodly Green Abode There are literal suicide vending machines in Switzerland
https://www.business-standard.com/world-news/did-suicide-pod-malfunction-strangulation-marks-raise-alarms-in-swiss-case-124110400800_1.html |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 2:05 PM Author: sticky odious stage For cowards, ODing on opiates is probably the best option (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319950) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:49 AM Author: at-the-ready awkward roast beef You can buy one snd go to the range to practice and get a feel for it. But you probably should not do it man. Theres probably still a lot of good things and you need to think of others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319104) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 2:02 PM Author: ruby flatulent toaster i think i wanna kms too, thanks for the tips ITT guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319934) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:38 PM Author: Emerald cheese-eating juggernaut library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2Vannesa#49320491) |