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The Internet of Things Is A Disaster
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:18 PM Author: house-broken appetizing newt Your dryer won't dry clothes because it hasn't gotten a firmware update and is stuck on cool mode
Your sprinklers haven't worked for two weeks because they're too old to be compatible with your new router security features
You can't turn up the thermostat because the app won't load on your phone anymore |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:17 PM Author: Dun sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610443) |
Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:21 PM Author: Dun sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610196) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:23 PM Author: Brindle titillating ticket booth ape Last week my ceiling fan became disconnected from its wall switches and in order to turn its light off so that I could go to bed I had to go and kill the circuit at the breaker box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610211) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Dun sweet tailpipe Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610249) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:32 PM Author: pontificating liquid oxygen I don't understand how a washer and dryer being on the internet can help in any sort of way
The sprinkler I do understand, it's nice if that shit can adjust itself to the weather. There's an open source project for that, OpenSprinkler. Probably will last longer than commercial stuff |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Dun sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610264) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:37 PM Author: house-broken appetizing newt They sell it as features "Oh it has ultra load balancing etc." - but then your washer just yells at you because its mad you put a towel in the wash with a t-shirt.
Just fill up with soapy water and spin around and stfu. Who asked for a sensor to see it the load was balanced?
It's like people looked at the ease of use and reliablity of printers (i can't connect to the computer that a cable is running too derp derp derp) and thought - what if we applied this to everything?
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Dun sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610287) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Seedy diverse theatre THE LOAD MUST BE BALANCED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610453) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:19 PM Author: shivering indigo piazza I get text messages from my dryer and have no idea how to change the settings on my new refrigerator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610452) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:35 PM Author: Charismatic dull kitty legend prole tell, having any of your appliances connected to the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610501) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:38 PM Author: Cracking locale internal respiration My refrigerator just called me a fag.... again. 4th time this month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610512) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:41 PM Author: Dun sweet tailpipe 180, same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610519) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:40 PM Author: milky theater stage karate I can't disable these stupid appliance notifications from my Samsung "The Frame"
Why would I want dishwasher updates on my picture frame?
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:48 PM Author: violent alcoholic school shitlib i am regularly berated by my fridge. its created a spread sheet of percieved slights and it, and the freezer, are now plotting against me. the dishwasher is in on it too, and pretty sure the microwave will be next to join their Triad of Evil. im only eating out now but i cant help but notice my car engine light has come on even thought I've just changed the oil and topped up the coolant fluid. Nobody... trusts anybody anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610536) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:12 PM Author: Dun sweet tailpipe This is making me want to rewatch that Pierce Brosnan voice rogue AI Simpsons episode, tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49610613) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:41 PM Author: violent alcoholic school shitlib last line was shout-out to R.J. MacReady as he becomes increasingly aware of the danger he's in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49612012) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:45 PM Author: Heady sick shrine im on the 1950s pill when it comes to new devices. just got a motherfucking SPEEDQUEEN and its 180 af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49612033) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:48 PM Author: peach fragrant community account pozpig More like the Internet of Gay Things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49612060) |
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Date: January 24th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: provocative abnormal site It’s gonna get even gayer
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/china-develops-hair-thin-fiber-chips
China’s hair-thin fiber chips bring computer-level processing into washable fabric
Fiber chip against human finger.China Daily Chinese scientists have developed fully flexible fiber chips that embed complete electronic circuits inside strands as thin as human hair.
The advance brings electronic textiles closer to functioning like computers and displays, while remaining soft, stretchable, and machine washable. |
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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: stirring ungodly cruise ship masturbator 95% of this tech is a waste. We should be focused on getting items to their final form or increasing their efficiency and then stopping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49617077) |
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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Yellow beady-eyed cuckoldry macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49617081) |
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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: histrionic temple My faucet requires me to watch an ad before dispensing water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Vannesa#49617085) |