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Bret Easton Ellis's new novel "The Shards" coming out
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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:20 AM Author: excitant turdskin sandwich 600+ page novel, main character named Bret Ellis, set in 1980s LA, where teenage Bret fucks around LA while a serial killer is on the loose.
Yuge fan of Less Than Zero, Rules of Attraction, AP, and Glamorama (my favorite), after which each of his books has been shit pure shit.
Return to form or cashing checks?
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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:21 AM Author: passionate den Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#45782943) |
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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:21 AM Author: splenetic generalized bond The Sharts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#45782947) |
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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:53 AM Author: Mustard Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#47066446) |
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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:54 AM Author: 180 sapphire parlour puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#47066448) |
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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:27 AM Author: concupiscible ivory hall Are you looking for graphic descriptions of gay sex? It will probably have plenty of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#45782984) |
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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:31 AM Author: excitant turdskin sandwich tbh, ellis hates fags more than most straights (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#45783009) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Disturbing heaven legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#49740524) |
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Date: November 16th, 2023 8:03 PM Author: green nowag I’m about 200 pages in and so far the book is 98% gay sex. I never thought of Ellis as a limpwristed flaming queen before this but he is clearly impossibly homosexual. Didn’t he used to pretend to be bi? He’s def 8,000% gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#47064754) |
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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:53 AM Author: excitant turdskin sandwich Around the time I made this thread I picked it up in a Barnes and Noble and read like 100 pages.
Insufferable.
But tbf, while he's always been turbogay, he is of the last generation of honorable self-hating gays. He despises faggotry, despises gays in advertising, thinks AIDS is your own fault, and constantly mocks his faggot boyfriend for being super gay.
He's like a rock and roller about whom you just need to pretend he never released an album after 1996 or something.
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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:54 AM Author: green nowag TBF it’s still his best book since Glamorama. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#47066449) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 2:37 PM Author: Nofapping location boistinker 8000% gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#49740190) |
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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:50 AM Author: Talented gaped home personal credit line 80s LA as in sunset rock scene? if so then would read. but if its another gay fan fiction about a bisexual loner creeping around bev hills, then no, not interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#45783129) |
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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:53 AM Author: Bateful duck-like public bath main people i liked the one he put out around 15 years ago about himself being a fag doing drugs at parties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#47066447) |
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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:13 AM Author: glittery sneaky criminal More pedo fan fiction.he’s cashing checks based on past glories. I’ll pass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#47066526) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: walnut spot kitty just finished. if you like BEE you will like this. its got all the intricate descriptions of violence and gays sex that any xo'er should appreciate.
what I liked best was the daily diary like descriptions of LA in the 80s. I'm a sucker for trashy "rich-kids lives" novels and addicted to all things 80s so this was in my wheelhouse. |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: excitant turdskin sandwich i started this thread in 2023, remember hating what I read of this book... but three years later I still often think about one passage where he visits his old elementary school and feels very melancholic.
so i guess maybe its better than i thot. if a passage still resonates after 3 years that is more than most books manage |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Bateful duck-like public bath main people didn't he kinda do a book like this? i forget the name but i read it back in like 2008. it was about him, the author, and elements of his books seeped into his irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#49752986) |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 2:14 PM Author: walnut spot kitty probably imperial bedrooms. its a sequel to less than zero and talks about how the book/movie affected the characters lives twenty years later. "Clay" is essentially bee.
also had the gay for pay elements that shards has where hollywood fags abuse young actors. BEE is fairly tuned in to that stuff and ironically hates fags. |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Bateful duck-like public bath main people lunar park. i looked it up.
i remember liking that one |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: self-absorbed sex offender jewess I sit at my desk in the dim glow of the sixty-five-inch OLED, the sort of screen that makes lesser monitors look like they’re suffering from cataracts, refreshing AutoAdmit for the third time in four minutes. The interface is ugly in that deliberate, almost aristocratic way—like a trust-fund kid who wears boat shoes without socks on purpose. No CSS polish, just raw PHP vomit from 2004, black text on white, the digital equivalent of a basement rec room that still smells faintly of spilled Jäger.
I type my handle—something like Patek Philippe Phantom or CooleyGod2008, it changes weekly—and hit submit on a thread titled “1L biglaw summer associate offer from V10 firm—should I take it or hold out for Cravath?” The post is three paragraphs of meticulously humblebrag: median at HLS, 178, K-JD, summer at Wachtell last year but “didn’t vibe with the culture,” casual mention of the Richard Mille I wore to the callback. I refresh before the page even finishes loading. Within ninety seconds there are seven replies.
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Then I close the browser, pour three fingers of Pappy Van Winkle 23 into a Baccarat tumbler, and feel—for one perfect, fleeting second—completely alive. |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Bateful duck-like public bath main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#49753991) |
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Date: March 18th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: violet domesticated library jap I’ve read all of BEE’s novels and enjoyed The Shards. Before it was a novel, he released it chapter by chapter by reading it once a week on his podcast during the pandemic. This was the best way to experience it, you can find it out there too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#49754003) |
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Date: March 19th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: walnut spot kitty his narration is probably why I like the shards better than less than zero. his voice perfectly matches the dreamy, disconnected tone. kinda like watching a david lynch movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2Vannesa#49755177) |