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public defender luis after reviewing ur poast history: "you're fucked, brother"

his ponytail sways slightly in the wind from the AC vent
Peach geriatric ticket booth
  10/26/25
i thought that is excluded as matter of course
soggy aggressive dopamine
  10/26/25
his ponytail is omnipresent, friend
Peach geriatric ticket booth
  10/26/25
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Peach geriatric ticket booth
  10/26/25
“Judge, can I get a PD who didnt fail the bar 3 times?...
metal stage
  10/26/25
"...is what I would have said had I not prepared meticu...
hyperactive rehab
  10/26/25
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Peach geriatric ticket booth
  10/27/25
"Get me CSLG."
stirring dilemma lettuce
  10/27/25
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Peach geriatric ticket booth
  10/30/25
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fragrant stage
  12/06/25
NSAM: we can flip the script and make this work for you
bat shit crazy wild rigor
  12/06/25
Your client is accused of having sex with a 13 year old girl...
fragrant stage
  12/06/25
imo the only result he should be expecting in this scenario ...
Alcoholic contagious heaven boltzmann
  12/06/25
That is the typical outcome in these cases. I’ve heard...
fragrant stage
  12/06/25
why's that, because there's like less of an alibi/excuse so ...
Alcoholic contagious heaven boltzmann
  12/06/25
Yeah, of course, in most murder cases the victim is not goi...
fragrant stage
  12/06/25
ty that makes total sense. and yeah the victim not being pr...
Alcoholic contagious heaven boltzmann
  12/06/25
Timestamps show he was megapoasting when relevant events wer...
bat shit crazy wild rigor
  12/06/25
senator, a blank bump is often used to register one's veheme...
Alcoholic contagious heaven boltzmann
  12/06/25


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Date: October 26th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Peach geriatric ticket booth

his ponytail sways slightly in the wind from the AC vent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49376997)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: soggy aggressive dopamine

i thought that is excluded as matter of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49376998)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Peach geriatric ticket booth

his ponytail is omnipresent, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49377000)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Peach geriatric ticket booth



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Date: October 26th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: metal stage

“Judge, can I get a PD who didnt fail the bar 3 times?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49377206)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: hyperactive rehab

"...is what I would have said had I not prepared meticulously to make the prosecution a killer counter offer"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49377613)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Peach geriatric ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49378459)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: stirring dilemma lettuce

"Get me CSLG."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49378460)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Peach geriatric ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49388389)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: fragrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489567)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: bat shit crazy wild rigor

NSAM: we can flip the script and make this work for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489600)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: fragrant stage

Your client is accused of having sex with a 13 year old girl. He admits to the cops right away that he did it and he smoked meth with her right before. DNA test says the semen found in her vagina and anus are his (extremely high likelihood). His confession story matches the girl’s accusation in every way. He insists on going to trial. How will you make this work for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489884)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic contagious heaven boltzmann

imo the only result he should be expecting in this scenario is going straight to prison, like that's what the endgame should be even with superb legal representation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489907)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: fragrant stage

That is the typical outcome in these cases. I’ve heard a lot of seasoned attorneys say they’re more difficult to win than murder cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489933)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic contagious heaven boltzmann

why's that, because there's like less of an alibi/excuse so the evidence seems more overwhelming? in murders you usually have at least an outside shot that somebody else did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489941)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: fragrant stage

Yeah, of course, in most murder cases the victim is not going to testify and didn’t tell the cops who did it.

I think it’s also because people hate pedos more than other criminals (as they should), so when they hear the defendant is accused of “lewd or lascivious acts with a child with the intent to gratify sexual desires,” they’re already looking at him like he’s the biggest piece of shit on the planet.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489996)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic contagious heaven boltzmann

ty that makes total sense. and yeah the victim not being present makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490002)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy wild rigor

Timestamps show he was megapoasting when relevant events were said to occur. Poast content shows he has a deviant imagination and is prone to violent fantasies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489946)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic contagious heaven boltzmann

senator, a blank bump is often used to register one's vehement disagreement with the poster above. you see, the result is the opposite of what you have asserted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5790142&forum_id=2Vannesa#49489889)