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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
excitant garrison
  11/24/25
No
Ungodly location
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Yapping electric theatre headpube
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Ungodly location
  11/24/25
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Procedurally Wonky TP
  11/25/25
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Johnny 99
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
mentally impaired orange police squad
  11/24/25
dot or feather
swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
mentally impaired orange police squad
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
mentally impaired orange police squad
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Cheese-eating cerebral elastic band office
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Cheese-eating cerebral elastic band office
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Cheese-eating cerebral elastic band office
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Lab Diamond Dallas Trump
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
excitant garrison
  11/24/25
yes
clear razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
blathering blue whorehouse famous landscape painting
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/24/25
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galvanic house
  11/24/25
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Spectacular Gas Station Newt
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aqua theater
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Irate vigorous kitty weed whacker
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Irate vigorous kitty weed whacker
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
thriller center
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
curious underhanded cuckold
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
impressive knife
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
excitant garrison
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Bateful coral spot stock car
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
galvanic house
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
Bull headed therapy
  11/24/25
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Indecent pit hissy fit
  11/24/25
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motley costumed plaza
  11/25/25
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swashbuckling henna toilet seat
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
real men wearing real watches
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Bronus Swagner
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Misanthropic Godawful Athletic Conference Crackhouse
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
t.rick o'treat panama
  11/25/25
...
Kenneth Play
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Barack Carcetti
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
CapTTTainFalcon
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
fairy knight
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: excitant garrison

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Ungodly location

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Yapping electric theatre headpube

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Ungodly location

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Procedurally Wonky TP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Johnny 99



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired orange police squad

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired orange police squad

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: mentally impaired orange police squad

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cerebral elastic band office

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cerebral elastic band office

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cerebral elastic band office

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: excitant garrison

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: clear razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: blathering blue whorehouse famous landscape painting

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: galvanic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Spectacular Gas Station Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: aqua theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Irate vigorous kitty weed whacker

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Irate vigorous kitty weed whacker

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: thriller center

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: curious underhanded cuckold

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: impressive knife

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: excitant garrison

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Bateful coral spot stock car

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: galvanic house

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Bull headed therapy

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Indecent pit hissy fit

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: motley costumed plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling henna toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: real men wearing real watches

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic Godawful Athletic Conference Crackhouse

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama (1)

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Barack Carcetti

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fairy knight

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460651)