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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Wine tanning salon
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
drab blood rage
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
drab blood rage
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Nudist multi-colored rehab windowlicker
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
drab blood rage
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Nudist multi-colored rehab windowlicker
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
drab blood rage
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Wine tanning salon
  01/05/26
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Wine tanning salon
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
drab blood rage
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Wine tanning salon
  01/06/26
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irradiated zippy personal credit line
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
drab blood rage
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
painfully honest travel guidebook church building
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
talented temple becky
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Appetizing chest-beating forum
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
drab blood rage
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
hateful comical mental disorder
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
drab blood rage
  01/06/26
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idiotic dingle berry stage
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Appetizing chest-beating forum
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
drab blood rage
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
hateful comical mental disorder
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
drab blood rage
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
hateful comical mental disorder
  01/06/26
Lmao
Wine tanning salon
  01/06/26
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opaque range
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Passionate lilac coldplay fan
  01/06/26
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Nudist multi-colored rehab windowlicker
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Wine tanning salon

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: drab blood rage

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: drab blood rage

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Nudist multi-colored rehab windowlicker

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: drab blood rage

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Nudist multi-colored rehab windowlicker

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: drab blood rage

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Wine tanning salon

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Wine tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: drab blood rage

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Wine tanning salon

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: irradiated zippy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: drab blood rage

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: painfully honest travel guidebook church building

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: talented temple becky

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Appetizing chest-beating forum

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: drab blood rage

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: hateful comical mental disorder

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: drab blood rage

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: idiotic dingle berry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Appetizing chest-beating forum

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: drab blood rage

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: hateful comical mental disorder

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: drab blood rage

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: hateful comical mental disorder

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Wine tanning salon

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: opaque range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Passionate lilac coldplay fan

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Nudist multi-colored rehab windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Vannesa#49566761)