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Does everyone remember Allan “muh keys” Lichtman?

I still sometimes think about his live stream on election ni...
Adventurous azure address immigrant
  10/15/25
one of the T3 shiltib TDS meltdowns along with Colbert and M...
citrine curious site roommate
  10/15/25
And then didn’t he throw an actual screaming tantrum o...
abusive personal credit line tank
  10/15/25
Cenk dangled some actual keys and called him a fraud and he ...
Lilac Gaped Yarmulke
  10/15/25
that was funny as fuck the keys part: https://youtu.be/hsmU...
spectacular glassy mental disorder
  10/16/25
holy god that guy (Lichtman) is insufferable. he spends the...
Violent Selfie
  10/16/25
Yeah his meltdown was absolutely hilarious
Mischievous Clear Piazza
  10/15/25
I watch it every couple of months it ages like fine wine
Lilac Gaped Yarmulke
  10/15/25
link
Up-to-no-good Sticky Mad Cow Disease Pervert
  10/15/25
https://youtu.be/zdX9rSO6gLE "Allan Lichtman is read...
Lilac Gaped Yarmulke
  10/15/25
will he pass down his keys to his retarded son
Up-to-no-good Sticky Mad Cow Disease Pervert
  10/15/25
180 He should have come out and said he awarded his stupi...
Mischievous Clear Piazza
  10/15/25
That's the joke on the internet. Even people have said this ...
Lilac Gaped Yarmulke
  10/15/25
oh yeah, i remember him getting a couple of the keys totally...
Mischievous Clear Piazza
  10/16/25
honestly, it’s just a retarded system. the fact that t...
smoky swashbuckling institution party of the first part
  10/17/25
He should forge a brand new key, the Misinformation Key, whi...
cerise trump supporter cumskin
  10/16/25
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Adventurous azure address immigrant
  10/15/25
Allan Lichtman vs. Nate Silver on Election Night: https://ww...
cerise trump supporter cumskin
  10/15/25
180
Cracking peach french chef
  10/15/25
He was exposed as a weirdo and a fraud. Then he kept showing...
Floppy amethyst plaza
  10/15/25
To be fair, I, for one, was absolutely shocked when the o...
Cerebral whorehouse regret
  10/15/25
At the end of the day the craziest thing about him is he tho...
Lilac Gaped Yarmulke
  10/15/25
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Mischievous Clear Piazza
  10/16/25
It's below Worcester Polytechnic. Nothing should be below Wo...
Lilac Gaped Yarmulke
  10/16/25
great post, would read again
spectacular glassy mental disorder
  10/16/25
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Domesticated Indian Lodge Preventive Strike
  10/16/25
King of Seychelles: "I want my son to go to an American...
coral autistic jew
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White degenerate
  10/16/25
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Cerebral whorehouse regret
  10/17/25
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smoky swashbuckling institution party of the first part
  10/17/25
This is better scholarship than he has ever produced
Odious locale
  10/16/25
Lmao I just checked his CV and he lists being in “who&...
Odious locale
  10/16/25
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Domesticated Indian Lodge Preventive Strike
  10/16/25
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White degenerate
  10/16/25
To be fair, Hey man go easy on Alan, that man has a fami-...
Cerebral whorehouse regret
  10/17/25
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spectacular glassy mental disorder
  10/16/25
I remember Alan Rickman (RIP)
copper stimulating electric furnace
  10/15/25
(asian)
Mischievous Clear Piazza
  10/17/25
Lichtman defended his system of keys by claiming that the ke...
Marvelous Nursing Home Travel Guidebook
  10/16/25
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Lilac Gaped Yarmulke
  10/16/25
even though I saw who posted it, I had to click to know if m...
spectacular glassy mental disorder
  10/16/25
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Violent Selfie
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Wild generalized bond
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Marvelous Nursing Home Travel Guidebook
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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Adventurous azure address immigrant

I still sometimes think about his live stream on election night 2024. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351634)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: citrine curious site roommate

one of the T3 shiltib TDS meltdowns along with Colbert and Maddow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352129)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: abusive personal credit line tank

And then didn’t he throw an actual screaming tantrum on tv a day or two later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351646)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lilac Gaped Yarmulke

Cenk dangled some actual keys and called him a fraud and he lost it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351650)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: spectacular glassy mental disorder

that was funny as fuck

the keys part: https://youtu.be/hsmUvSNS86Q?si=I3tVzDsNrBbNMHWn

the “blasphemy” part at 1:30 is incredible

the longer segment: https://youtu.be/GGaYdPHszBQ?si=0I9NhKvbnARLMoSf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352359)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: Violent Selfie

holy god that guy (Lichtman) is insufferable. he spends the entire time making personal attacks while claiming he's being personally attacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352423)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mischievous Clear Piazza

Yeah his meltdown was absolutely hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351649)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Lilac Gaped Yarmulke

I watch it every couple of months it ages like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351652)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sticky Mad Cow Disease Pervert

link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351654)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Lilac Gaped Yarmulke

https://youtu.be/zdX9rSO6gLE

"Allan Lichtman is ready to call Penn for Harris at 8:20 pm"

"I cannot imagine how anyone voted for Trump after he totally unraveled these last two weeks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351665)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sticky Mad Cow Disease Pervert

will he pass down his keys to his retarded son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351679)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Mischievous Clear Piazza

180

He should have come out and said he awarded his stupid keys wrong but that the keys are still a solid indicator. Instead, he went on cable news and yelled at people about how his keys are on point but the American people are stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351713)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Lilac Gaped Yarmulke

That's the joke on the internet. Even people have said this on TV. The keys are never wrong, but the Keymaker is flawed. When applied correctly Trump won the keys. Lichtman made a bunch of nonsensical deviations from the keys to pick Harris.

Some of the ones he awarded to Kamala were insane like no White House scandal and Trump isn't charismatic. Both of those should have gone the other way. The Biden dropout was a huge scandal. His baseline for judging charisma was is Trump beloved like Ronald Reagan? He should have said yes.

Then incumbency is muddy because he is a former President etc. Long term economy was not good for working people despite what NYT said. Lots of simple arguments why Trump won the keys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351727)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Mischievous Clear Piazza

oh yeah, i remember him getting a couple of the keys totally fucking wrong, lmao.

what a fucking jerkoff. i bet the guy regards himself as a "political scientist" (emphasis on "scientist")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352314)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: smoky swashbuckling institution party of the first part

honestly, it’s just a retarded system. the fact that the “keys” have subjective inputs immediately makes it no different than any other boomer idiot sticking his finger in the wind. add in that they are weighted equally but individually binary and it’s an absolute joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355277)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: cerise trump supporter cumskin

He should forge a brand new key, the Misinformation Key, which, if turned, reverses the alignments of all the other keys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352366)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Adventurous azure address immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352116)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cerise trump supporter cumskin

Allan Lichtman vs. Nate Silver on Election Night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAmcJ1FOv5o&t=40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351734)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Cracking peach french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352155)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Floppy amethyst plaza

He was exposed as a weirdo and a fraud. Then he kept showing up and doubling down so that he could be called a weirdo and a fraud again and again. This only made him seem weirder and more fraudulent. I loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49351750)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse regret

To be fair,

I, for one, was absolutely shocked when the obviously-insane-and-neurotic thin-skinned deeply-out-of-touch Jewish Boomer shitlib TTT academic (who inexplicably seems to think it's attractive to go around wearing the most ridiculous hairpiece in modern history) ended up being proven "wrong" about something.

I was pretty sure he was essentially infallible, frankly. He seemed like he truly had it all figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352109)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Lilac Gaped Yarmulke

At the end of the day the craziest thing about him is he thought that teaching at American University made him a somebody. By far the craziest part about all of this. He works at a ttt. It's ranked below, I kid you not, SUNY Buffalo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352139)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Mischievous Clear Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352317)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Lilac Gaped Yarmulke

It's below Worcester Polytechnic. Nothing should be below Worcester Polytechnic.

I also looked through the list of AU alumni. They are really big on promoting that the children of dictators of micronations went there. Like you think USC you think of some Saudi prince right. AU has like the King of Seychelles. It's so ttt. The most famous guy I could find who went to AU was the police chief of Congress who had to resign after J6. These are the minds formed by the likes of Lichtman.

We all know why he stayed at AU for most of his career it was so he could live in a really nice part of Maryland and go to DC functions and IDF banquets and shit. This dude just loved politics and it was a spot in DC near some prestigious suburbs. It's a place for people who are not that bright to go be a career professor and make a salary and live in a nice suburb. This guy was never gunning like oh I'm gonna publish like hell and become a big cheese and work my way up to Harvard or some shit. He is fucking boomer nobody coasting on the easy life watching his home value skyrocket over the years and Jewing out with his Jew friends and pretending to be involved in the DC scene. And he wrote his stupid book because he was absolutely dying to be part of the conversation. He couldn't sleep at night worried that people wouldn't remember him for anything and unlike his fratty and chill colleagues he just couldn't accept his own mediocrity. He just had to call attention to himself because his ridiculous Jew brain demanded he be heard. This is just how these people are wired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352349)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:11 AM
Author: spectacular glassy mental disorder

great post, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352363)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:30 AM
Author: Domesticated Indian Lodge Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352451)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:45 AM
Author: coral autistic jew

King of Seychelles: "I want my son to go to an American university with some name recognition. What has your research come up with?"

Advisor: "You're not going to believe this..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352430)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: White degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49354356)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356108)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: smoky swashbuckling institution party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357042)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:09 AM
Author: Odious locale

This is better scholarship than he has ever produced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352443)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Odious locale

Lmao I just checked his CV and he lists being in “who’s who in america”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352446)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:30 AM
Author: Domesticated Indian Lodge Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352452)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: White degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49354357)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse regret

To be fair,

Hey man go easy on Alan, that man has a fami-- er, well at least a retarded and dysgenic shitlib kike son who got blown out on an infamous election podcast with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356111)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: spectacular glassy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352362)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: copper stimulating electric furnace

I remember Alan Rickman (RIP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352121)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Mischievous Clear Piazza

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355248)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:54 AM
Author: Marvelous Nursing Home Travel Guidebook

Lichtman defended his system of keys by claiming that the keys themselves needed their own set of keys to determine an election's outcome.

"Key one, was there a key turning in favor of the incumbent party? That's one key. Second, do the keys align with the key regarding the economy? Two keys. Lastly, are there at least four keys turning in favor of the keys that are key to a challenger victory? Right there we have a crucial key that turns in favor of the keys," Lichtman said.

"There has never been a set of key election predictions more accurate than my keys, and that's key to understanding the current political landscape," he added.

http://nytimes.com/politics/lichtman-says-keys-to-the-election-still-key.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352336)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: Lilac Gaped Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352352)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: spectacular glassy mental disorder

even though I saw who posted it, I had to click to know if maybe this one was real

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352365)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Violent Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352428)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Wild generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355324)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Nursing Home Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2Vannesa#49354350)