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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: violent sick church building She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: red odious sandwich dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Garnet hyperactive house regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: lemon bat-shit-crazy business firm pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: medicated pink orchestra pit boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: anal puce voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Translucent resort background story lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Motley spruce home preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Greedy Tripping State Cuckoldry that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: violent sick church building You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: supple beta idiot CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: violent sick church building He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Swashbuckling ultramarine corn cake That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: lemon bat-shit-crazy business firm pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Indecent gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: slippery parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: tan associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: diverse hell affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Very tactful plaza boiling water I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: tan associate Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: blue wild jew It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Provocative stead cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Vivacious cuck famous landscape painting (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Translucent resort background story they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Motley spruce home preventive strike People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Slimy striped hyena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Floppy heaven "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: Violet Cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Swashbuckling ultramarine corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: violent sick church building I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Turquoise Sanctuary You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: violent sick church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Mind-boggling Bistre Alpha Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Motley spruce home preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: tan associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: cheese-eating vigorous round eye dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Magenta Community Account Crotch "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: light irradiated pozpig good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364050) |