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Is it prole not to have a bidet toilet?

Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to sm...
Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage
  11/01/25
eat more fiber
tantric lodge community account
  11/01/25
If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo
Azure Nursing Home
  11/01/25
(guy from 2016) There are plenty of other great options out...
Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage
  11/01/25
yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices I...
Azure Nursing Home
  11/01/25
I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one ...
Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage
  11/01/25
damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heate...
Azure Nursing Home
  11/01/25
When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get r...
Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage
  11/01/25
wow
Azure Nursing Home
  11/01/25
toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff
big-titted factory reset button bawdyhouse
  11/01/25
BioBidet is 180
Splenetic laser beams
  11/02/25
Once you bidet, there’s no other way
Frisky bearded becky indian lodge
  11/01/25
i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sor...
Aquamarine haunted graveyard
  11/02/25
It’s a whole new world
Haunting Stimulating University
  11/02/25
I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. ...
Lime charismatic wrinkle
  11/02/25
Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the ...
carmine self-absorbed location mental disorder
  11/02/25
ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus
Charcoal contagious gas station
  11/02/25
(guy with a shit-crusted butt)
Splenetic laser beams
  11/07/25
xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestig...
Glittery onyx immigrant locale
  11/02/25
Bidets changed my life
Lime charismatic wrinkle
  11/02/25
i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i kno...
Glittery onyx immigrant locale
  11/02/25
Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enoug...
Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage
  11/02/25
You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100
pontificating narrow-minded house
  11/02/25
Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toi...
Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage
  11/02/25
(guy who watches too much porn) OK I thought about it and...
Glittery onyx immigrant locale
  11/02/25
water was turned off in my building this morning due to some...
Lime charismatic wrinkle
  11/03/25
MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS!
Charcoal contagious gas station
  11/03/25
...
Glittery onyx immigrant locale
  11/03/25
Are toilets prole?
carmine self-absorbed location mental disorder
  11/03/25
shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middl...
opaque sweet tailpipe box office
  11/07/25


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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage

Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to smear shit around your butthold over and over until you can't see visible poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393632)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: tantric lodge community account

eat more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393649)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Azure Nursing Home

If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393637)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage

(guy from 2016)

There are plenty of other great options out there now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393641)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Azure Nursing Home

yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393647)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage

I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one of the new WiFi enabled models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393650)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Azure Nursing Home

damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heated seats, the seat opens and closes based on motion, it's 180 but not sure what i'd need wifi for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393652)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage

When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get ready. Huge waste to keep that seat heated/cooled 24hrs a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393659)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Azure Nursing Home

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393664)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: big-titted factory reset button bawdyhouse

toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394157)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Splenetic laser beams

BioBidet is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394803)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Frisky bearded becky indian lodge

Once you bidet, there’s no other way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393686)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Aquamarine haunted graveyard

i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sort of strange sex swing the builders just started adding to houses.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394298)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Haunting Stimulating University

It’s a whole new world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394304)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Lime charismatic wrinkle

I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. However in the back of my mind the entire trip was how gross my ass probably was because I had no bidet.

Took a couple mid day safety wipes that were horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394783)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: carmine self-absorbed location mental disorder

Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the fiber cult (literally the only good advice xo has ever given)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394785)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious gas station

ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394885)



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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Splenetic laser beams

(guy with a shit-crusted butt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49410393)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Glittery onyx immigrant locale

xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestige i can only aspire to, honestly - maybe someday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394889)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Lime charismatic wrinkle

Bidets changed my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395576)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Glittery onyx immigrant locale

i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i know they have the high end toto at a japanese restaurant i go to. but if i rent and my apt doesn't currently have one is it worth doing one of the attachment ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395582)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage

Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enough to your shitter. Trust me, your asshole will thank you for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395981)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: pontificating narrow-minded house

You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395985)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Exciting Circlehead Theater Stage

Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toilet.

The name always makes me think of gaped assholes though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395993)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Glittery onyx immigrant locale

(guy who watches too much porn)

OK I thought about it and like 80% of the time I'm taking a crap in the morning before I take a shower anyway. I guess the bidet is good for the other times but that's not as useful as I was first thinking.

Also on the Tushy install video the girl has a shirt on that says "ask me about my butthole" - I am betting she doesn't wear it outside of the house https://www.amazon.com/TUSHY-Classic-Bidet-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B07H5TBZJT (it's on the videos first one basic install instructions, like 5 seconds in)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49396104)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Lime charismatic wrinkle

water was turned off in my building this morning due to some waterline repair. I took a shit not realizing that the water off, so the bidet wouldn't work. Had to wipe.

Wiped probably 20 fucking times, i just couldn't get clean. Went to get a coffee at a place after the shit and just "felt" gross the entire time. Just couldn't shake the feeling of dread.

Went home after, water was back on, bidet'd myself and now I've been clean as a whistle all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49398842)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Charcoal contagious gas station

MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49398850)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Glittery onyx immigrant locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49399230)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: carmine self-absorbed location mental disorder

Are toilets prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49398922)



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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: opaque sweet tailpipe box office

shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middle class

third world proles actually have it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49410408)