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Date: July 19th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: abusive lascivious abode personal credit line I was chilling in our campsite with my Asian wife and some friends of ours when we heard a rustling noise in the bushes behind us. I didn't really think anything of it and turned around to look after like 10 seconds and was really shocked to see a black bear slowly plodding toward us in our direction. We hadn't put our food away so he was probably attracted to the smell like any bear would be. They warn you about bears on the campground info board but people don't take it seriously enough and this time we were lazy
I remembered that if you meet a black bear you're supposed to "fight back" so I made myself big by raising my arms up and started making a bunch of noise. The bear kept coming towards me and I was starting to get really scared, maybe the most scared I've been in my entire life. I had a feeling that this might be the end of my life and I really did feel my life flashing before my eyes. All of a sudden the bear stood up on his hind legs and said "Lol at chaebong hyung! Asian pussy was made for White cock! Bangarang!" Then he walked over to me and I gave him some dap. One of my buddies tossed him a couple of those Nature Valley granola bars with 20 grams of protein. The bear got back down on all fours and slowly wandered off. We all had a good laugh. Adrenaline was still really high so I went back in my tent and had sex with my Asian wife in the missionary position |
Date: July 19th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: abusive lascivious abode personal credit line One of my buddies got a picture of the bear before it left:
https://i.imgur.com/fCJYUY8.jpeg |
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Date: July 19th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: concupiscible location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50010281) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: abusive lascivious abode personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011765) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Electric alcoholic death wish base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011782) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Frozen national juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011784) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: startling stage old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011962) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: at-the-ready orchestra pit gaping I love that it’s got more of a Sun Bear’s chest blaze than a black bear’s.
Very curious about the prompt engineering here. Did you just say to make the bear asian and it did the work for you? Or was it more specific? Or did it read into the instruction to make the women asian? |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: abusive lascivious abode personal credit line My wife did comment on how the bear “seemed a little Asian” but I chalked it up to me misunderstanding her heavy accent because it didn’t seem to make any sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50012120) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: lemon fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50012151) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Mischievous Shivering Pit French Chef Now that's a handsome bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011862) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Marvelous Telephone Cuck bearly legal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011966) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: hyperventilating point round eye You overdid the flame:
"a couple of those Nature Valley granola bars with 20 grams of protein"
No way those bars got 20 fuckin grams of protein |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: abusive lascivious abode personal credit line This isn’t flame, this story is real and happened. It says so in the thread title (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011947) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: hyperventilating point round eye OP fucked up an otherwise believeable story with the protein oversell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011999) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: lemon fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50012003) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 6:59 PM Author: Flickering boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50013018) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Exhilarant heaven quadroon "One of my buddies tossed him a couple of those Nature Valley granola bars with 20 grams of protein. "
was this an underhand toss? |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: abusive lascivious abode personal credit line Yeah how did you know it was underhand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50012257) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: galvanic primrose plaza *george20 angrily closing thread* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011961) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: startling stage old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50011964) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Pea-brained Cheese-eating Ticket Booth why did you skip the part where the BLACK bear fucked your azn girlfriend's tiny yellow pussy while you watched from your camp-cuck chair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50012038) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 6:47 PM Author: abusive lascivious abode personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2Vannesa#50012988) |