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Went to a "height bar" last night. Tallest guy got to wear a crown. Wild place

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the plac...
Clear big pit
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Not flame this was in Brooklyn, they even named the whole ne...
Clear big pit
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wow
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Clear big pit

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the place at the beginning of the night and then he gets free drinks. The twist is he has to "defend" his crown. Other men can take it from him, so he can't sit down or lean over. They have a sign behind the bar that says "height is the best defense". Reportedly Dikembe Mutombo used to go there when he was in town and defended his crown successfully multiple times.

Usually though a smaller guy like 6'3 will be the tallest in the bar and is likely to have his crown snatched by other men of smaller stature. It gets crazy with dudes fighting over the crown. Even saw a 5'11 guy use a stepladder to pull off a steal and he successfully ordered a round while crowned before losing it again. The crown makes for a great ice breaker with women, they basically throw themselves at the crowned tall man and shout stuff like "notice me tall king" at him.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: unhinged dysfunction reading party



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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Cordovan multi-colored newt round eye

really hope this isn't flame

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:00 PM
Author: Clear big pit

Not flame this was in Brooklyn, they even named the whole neighborhood after the tradition

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: Cordovan multi-colored newt round eye

wow

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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Clear big pit



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:05 PM
Author: Mint liquid oxygen party of the first part

And it's such a nice, safe neighborhood too. Y'all should check it out.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:07 PM
Author: Scarlet mad cow disease



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: Ivory medicated house



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant sex offender



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy Nursing Home Internal Respiration



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Clear big pit



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: apoplectic site idiot



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: Charismatic saffron striped hyena senate



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Clear big pit



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Trip dopamine



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: electric rusted locus



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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Clear big pit



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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sound barrier



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