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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
French cracking native sex offender
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
French cracking native sex offender
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Exciting Piazza
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
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  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
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  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
fighting outnumbered lay persian
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
salmon theater stock car
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
fighting outnumbered lay persian
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Flushed turdskin boiling water
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
adulterous forum
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
provocative marketing idea gay wizard
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
Turquoise vigorous house
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
bronze set
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Concupiscible unholy stage fat ankles
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
spruce hospital
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
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  10/11/25
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  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Concupiscible unholy stage fat ankles
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
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  10/14/25
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provocative marketing idea gay wizard
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
thriller roommate hominid
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
exhilarant toaster antidepressant drug
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
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  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
heady onyx chapel
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
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  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
lascivious rigor
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
Mauve location azn
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
exhilarant toaster antidepressant drug
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Hot abnormal associate tank
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
Mauve location azn
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Hot abnormal associate tank
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
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  10/12/25
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Mauve location azn
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
exhilarant toaster antidepressant drug
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
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  10/12/25
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  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
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  10/13/25
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  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: French cracking native sex offender

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: French cracking native sex offender

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: lascivious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Exciting Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour juggernaut

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: provocative marketing idea gay wizard

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: fluffy transparent lettuce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: fighting outnumbered lay persian

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: salmon theater stock car

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: fighting outnumbered lay persian

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Flushed turdskin boiling water

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: adulterous forum

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: provocative marketing idea gay wizard

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Turquoise vigorous house

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: bronze set

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible unholy stage fat ankles

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: spruce hospital

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: provocative marketing idea gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible unholy stage fat ankles

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: exhilarant toaster antidepressant drug

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: provocative marketing idea gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: thriller roommate hominid

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: exhilarant toaster antidepressant drug

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: heady onyx chapel

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Hot abnormal associate tank

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: lascivious rigor

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: exhilarant toaster antidepressant drug

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Hot abnormal associate tank

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mauve location azn

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Hot abnormal associate tank

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: exhilarant toaster antidepressant drug

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Mauve location azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: exhilarant toaster antidepressant drug

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: claret hunting ground

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: contagious cordovan mad-dog skullcap

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: khaki charismatic mental disorder

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Mauve location azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Flickering carnelian laser beams blood rage

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346710)