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Why don’t talentless normies aspire for government jobs

Like how is working at 18 jobs in 20 years “good?&rdqu...
Vermilion psychic
  10/31/25
they do. thats whats so crazy about all this.
scarlet useless business firm
  10/31/25
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godawful office sneaky criminal
  10/31/25
ran here
mahogany legend forum
  11/01/25
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scarlet useless business firm
  11/01/25
low turnover, and if you're not some kind of dei you weren't...
beta razzle-dazzle half-breed
  10/31/25
It’s just crazy like CA boomers making $400k to do not...
Vermilion psychic
  10/31/25
you answered it right there. those boomers got those jobs ye...
beta razzle-dazzle half-breed
  10/31/25
it isn't 1974 anymore, Champ. The only "government jobs...
Brass odious corn cake gas station
  10/31/25
how do they bribe anyone into being a teacher these days. it...
Chartreuse comical candlestick maker
  10/31/25
If you bomb undergrad OCI and are a Woman it’s like th...
Vermilion psychic
  10/31/25
good point cowshit
Chartreuse comical candlestick maker
  10/31/25
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Brass odious corn cake gas station
  10/31/25
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Adventurous church
  10/31/25
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godawful office sneaky criminal
  10/31/25
I'm surprised more people don't try to become cops.
Exhilarant coiffed french chef
  10/31/25
The culture in police departments scares away Losers who wan...
Vermilion psychic
  10/31/25
as a former one, it's because - dei, a lot of departments...
beta razzle-dazzle half-breed
  10/31/25
Why are you an ex-cop and what is the best path for the libe...
Vermilion psychic
  10/31/25
i did it while i was an undergrad it doesn't really matte...
beta razzle-dazzle half-breed
  11/02/25
I'm a GS-15 and haven't worked in over 30 days Normally, ...
Adventurous church
  10/31/25
You Won
godawful office sneaky criminal
  10/31/25
This isnt what I’m talking about.
Vermilion psychic
  10/31/25
I tried that, had bad luck and got a toxic supervisor. I re...
Free-loading Big New Version Water Buffalo
  10/31/25
Lmao Were the books liberal arts and the Games JRPGs by cha...
Vermilion psychic
  11/01/25
I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occas...
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Dark Haunting Haunted Graveyard
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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Vermilion psychic

Like how is working at 18 jobs in 20 years “good?” Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391140)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: scarlet useless business firm

they do.

thats whats so crazy about all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391142)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: godawful office sneaky criminal



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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: mahogany legend forum

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49392418)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: scarlet useless business firm



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: beta razzle-dazzle half-breed

low turnover, and if you're not some kind of dei you weren't getting these jobs. also, don't underestimate the inability for proles to consistently show up to work on a daily basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391143)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Vermilion psychic

It’s just crazy like CA boomers making $400k to do nothing, meanwhile redditors string together part time jobs and get fired constantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391158)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: beta razzle-dazzle half-breed

you answered it right there. those boomers got those jobs years ago. same opportunities for regular white people is gone. gov jobs are a dei jobs program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391327)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Brass odious corn cake gas station

it isn't 1974 anymore, Champ. The only "government jobs" available to non black disabled vets are teachers and nobody wants to do that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391149)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse comical candlestick maker

how do they bribe anyone into being a teacher these days. it certainly can't be the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391468)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Vermilion psychic

If you bomb undergrad OCI and are a Woman it’s like the only option unless Fake Jobs inc is hiring in your area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391469)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse comical candlestick maker

good point cowshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391478)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Brass odious corn cake gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391529)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Adventurous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391536)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: godawful office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391537)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant coiffed french chef

I'm surprised more people don't try to become cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391452)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Vermilion psychic

The culture in police departments scares away Losers who want to fight crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391472)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: beta razzle-dazzle half-breed

as a former one, it's because

- dei, a lot of departments want to hire minorities. they're not wrong in that idea, having hispanic cops who speak spanish, black dudes familiar with the hood, etc isn't a bad idea.

- only some departments, not all, will actually be cool with hiring someone that doesn't 'fit the mold'. meaning, even if you're a harvard grad and by the metrics should be the top candidate, they're going to be like wtf, why is this person from harvard applying to be a cop? ding.

- everyone starts off spending years on patrol duty. most college grads have fantasies of being a homicide detective or some tv show shit. even after putting in time, there's a limited number of seats for non-uniformed jobs.

- 'funded' academy roles are limited, and see above re: dei. what that means is that there are very few true entry level pd roles where the department will pay to send you to the academy. the other option is to pay out of pocket with no guarantee of a job and hope you get one w/in the time period the academy credential lasts for.

the best hope for a regular white dude is probably to enlist in the military and do pd or some sort of medic. that makes it a lot easier to get hired into a department

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391548)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Vermilion psychic

Why are you an ex-cop and what is the best path for the liberal artist college grad? State trooper? What about just running for sheriff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391568)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: beta razzle-dazzle half-breed

i did it while i was an undergrad

it doesn't really matter what your degree is in, just that you have one.

1. get in decent physical shape (pushups, mid-distance runs like 400-800m, dragging a heavy weight, 10ft wall jump is all about technique, etc) so you're ready whenever there are call outs

2. look up current job openings, see who is hiring, and specifically if they have entry level roles.

3a. for the ones that aren't sponsoring academy, call and ask if they are open to hiring new academy grads w/o experience. meaning, you'll pay your way through training.

3b. while on the phone, ask if they have any civilian opportunities like ride alongs, any kind of volunteer, reserve roles, you name it. even something as basic as a ride along lets them get to know you. think of this as the same as 'demonstrated interest' for college apps.

other things you can do

- go study and become an emt-1. it gives you a bonus point as a cop if you can do more as a responder. it is relatively easy to get on with some ambulance service which is a go way to lateral to a police or fire dept job, both of which are obviously harder to get. you'll have tons of opportunities to talk to cops as part of your job, and if you're friends with them they'll let you know if there is an inside track to an opening.

things not to do

- don't become any sort of 'fake cop', meaning like private security. my opinion, but i feel like you're immediately labeled as a reject

long term, if you want to get out of a uniform, there are tons of 'investigator' roles outside of the pd. prosecutor's office is one, but nearly every state agency hires sworn officers to investigate all sorts of fraud and abuse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49396199)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Adventurous church

I'm a GS-15 and haven't worked in over 30 days

Normally, I do, like, 5 hours of real work a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391534)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: godawful office sneaky criminal

You Won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391538)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Vermilion psychic

This isnt what I’m talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391570)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Free-loading Big New Version Water Buffalo

I tried that, had bad luck and got a toxic supervisor. I resigned after an especially bad day where I gave myself a black eye. I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occasionally reading a book or playing a video game because I was afraid to get another job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49391576)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Vermilion psychic

Lmao

Were the books liberal arts and the Games JRPGs by chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49392166)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Dashing Carmine Den Legal Warrant

I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occasionally reading a book or playing a video game because I was afraid to get another job tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49392446)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 12:56 AM
Author: Dark Haunting Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2Vannesa#49392051)