when a child makes you an imaginary cake do you say "no, there's nothing there, this is make believe"? no, you pretend to eat it and go "mmm yummy yummy yummy you are such a great chef!"

you placate non-rational actors, you don't rationalize obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5797713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49435169)

"does this dress make me look fat?", "isn't molly such a bitch", "how did you like my casserole?"

idk if you're actually an autist or not but white lies to avoid hurting people's feelings are something people do frequently. especially with emotional birdbrains.

"actually babe that casserole had way too much butter and that's probably why you've put on 15 lbs which is very noticeable since you're already a bit overweight."

go try that and report back. and then just stop fucking a woman and say "eh i'm about tired of this." report back on the results, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5797713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49435187)

does "don't worry about it babe" work on "do i look fat in this?" sometimes placating is the right move and sometimes what they're looking for is emotional assurance and not autistic honesty.

i've never been caught if i get away with it the first time. it's probably a mutual delusion where she suspects i didn't cum but doesn't want to confront it either. either way, i'm going keeping faking Os champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5797713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49435204)