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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Ungodly Piazza
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Sooty frum toilet seat orchestra pit
  11/24/25
No
Thriller gay marketing idea hunting ground
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Ungodly Piazza
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Twinkling potus
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
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  11/24/25
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Arousing weed whacker love of her life
  11/25/25
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Electric stubborn step-uncle's house
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Arousing weed whacker love of her life
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Ungodly Piazza
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Arousing weed whacker love of her life
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Ungodly Piazza
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Arousing weed whacker love of her life
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
smoky becky center
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Ungodly Piazza
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
smoky becky center
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Ungodly Piazza
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
smoky becky center
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
nofapping excitant den french chef
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
Sooty frum toilet seat orchestra pit
  11/24/25
yes
rambunctious plaza son of senegal
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
chestnut chapel pervert
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
Ungodly Piazza
  11/24/25
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vivacious topaz puppy
  11/24/25
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Insecure talented whorehouse
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
coral university coldplay fan
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Ungodly Piazza
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
coral university coldplay fan
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
crawly parlour
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Olive sexy ticket booth
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Bisexual Boistinker Hospital
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Sooty frum toilet seat orchestra pit
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Startled comical bawdyhouse
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
vivacious topaz puppy
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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  11/24/25
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know-it-all goal in life chad
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Citrine Nursing Home Organic Girlfriend
  11/24/25
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Narrow-minded Lettuce Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/25/25
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Ungodly Piazza
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
mewling double fault stead
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
chestnut chapel pervert
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Slap-happy roast beef
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
mewling double fault stead
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
contagious embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
mewling double fault stead
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
Curious persian
  11/25/25
...
coral university coldplay fan
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Histrionic Low-t Gunner Candlestick Maker
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
vigorous sandwich indian lodge
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Sooty frum toilet seat orchestra pit

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Thriller gay marketing idea hunting ground

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Twinkling potus

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Thriller gay marketing idea hunting ground

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Arousing weed whacker love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Electric stubborn step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Arousing weed whacker love of her life

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Arousing weed whacker love of her life

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Arousing weed whacker love of her life

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: smoky becky center

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: smoky becky center

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: smoky becky center

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: nofapping excitant den french chef

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Sooty frum toilet seat orchestra pit

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: rambunctious plaza son of senegal

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: chestnut chapel pervert

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: vivacious topaz puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Maize spectacular rehab famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Insecure talented whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: coral university coldplay fan

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: coral university coldplay fan

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: crawly parlour

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Olive sexy ticket booth

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Bisexual Boistinker Hospital

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Sooty frum toilet seat orchestra pit

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Startled comical bawdyhouse

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: vivacious topaz puppy

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Cerise hairraiser ceo brunch

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: know-it-all goal in life chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Citrine Nursing Home Organic Girlfriend

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Lettuce Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Ungodly Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: mewling double fault stead

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: chestnut chapel pervert

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy roast beef

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: mewling double fault stead

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: contagious embarrassed to the bone water buffalo

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: mewling double fault stead

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Curious persian

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: coral university coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Histrionic Low-t Gunner Candlestick Maker

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vigorous sandwich indian lodge

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460651)