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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
Adventurous ape
  01/16/26
:(
Talented painfully honest clown antidepressant drug
  01/16/26
That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
naked sapphire nowag
  01/16/26
The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
exhilarant resort
  01/16/26
100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
Adventurous ape
  01/16/26
Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
motley poppy office laser beams
  01/17/26
I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
glittery hominid
  01/17/26
I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
hairraiser mediation
  01/16/26
Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo ...
Histrionic underhanded sex offender cruise ship
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Adventurous ape
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Sexy international law enforcement agency
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Nudist meetinghouse
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laughsome step-uncle's house roast beef
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Khaki thriller police squad
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rebellious field
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Opaque Goyim National Security Agency
  01/16/26
About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
Sienna Razzle-dazzle Hunting Ground Whorehouse
  01/16/26
Bloody heroic
Pontificating University
  01/16/26
what did he price his product at?
Comical school puppy
  01/16/26
how tall is he?
Violet self-centered new version locale
  01/16/26
5'10
Adventurous ape
  01/16/26
Why did you bury the lede.
Sienna Razzle-dazzle Hunting Ground Whorehouse
  01/16/26
cq
Violet self-centered new version locale
  01/16/26
Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
hairraiser mediation
  01/16/26
I would say so.
hairraiser mediation
  01/16/26
yes.
misanthropic lodge
  01/16/26
Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
Spruce Territorial Pistol Mother
  01/16/26
flame
Racy Brindle Sanctuary
  01/16/26
Not flame
Adventurous ape
  01/16/26
link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
Racy Brindle Sanctuary
  01/16/26
there’s tons
Violet self-centered new version locale
  01/16/26
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Adventurous ape
  01/16/26
cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
misanthropic lodge
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Adventurous ape
  01/17/26
I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months no...
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rebellious field
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Adventurous ape

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Talented painfully honest clown antidepressant drug

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594800)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: naked sapphire nowag

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: exhilarant resort

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Adventurous ape

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: motley poppy office laser beams

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: glittery hominid

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Histrionic underhanded sex offender cruise ship

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Adventurous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594819)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Sexy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594825)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: nubile chrome home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594830)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Nudist meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594857)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Khaki thriller police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594918)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: rebellious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595182)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Opaque Goyim National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595190)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Hunting Ground Whorehouse

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Pontificating University

Bloody heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594821)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Comical school puppy

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Violet self-centered new version locale

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Adventurous ape

5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594829)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Hunting Ground Whorehouse

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Violet self-centered new version locale

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594834)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: misanthropic lodge

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595178)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Spruce Territorial Pistol Mother

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Racy Brindle Sanctuary

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594926)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Adventurous ape

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49594933)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Racy Brindle Sanctuary

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Violet self-centered new version locale

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adventurous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595140)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: misanthropic lodge

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Adventurous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595877)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Cracking business firm

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: rebellious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2Vannesa#49595186)