The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| Honey-headed Bateful Box Office | 04/24/15 |
| contagious hairless police squad | 04/24/15 |
| angry jew legal warrant | 04/24/15 |
| flirting provocative state | 04/24/15 |
| glittery flatulent cuckoldry toilet seat | 10/22/15 |
| Passionate Filthpig | 10/22/15 |
| Heady sienna mental disorder | 10/22/15 |
| Olive Stage | 10/22/15 |
| greedy big rehab coffee pot | 10/22/15 |
| self-centered puce therapy | 10/08/25 |
| Cheese-eating know-it-all point kitty | 10/22/15 |
| Honey-headed Bateful Box Office | 05/16/16 |
| Fear-inspiring tanning salon | 05/16/16 |
| Honey-headed Bateful Box Office | 05/16/16 |
| Fear-inspiring tanning salon | 05/16/16 |
| Honey-headed Bateful Box Office | 05/16/16 |
| Stirring pistol | 12/28/16 |
| Charismatic menage faggot firefighter | 12/28/16 |
| Coral rough-skinned property voyeur | 12/28/16 |
| Stirring pistol | 11/11/20 |
| Lascivious shrine electric furnace | 07/26/24 |
| Poppy preventive strike lettuce | 10/08/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Honey-headed Bateful Box Office It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: contagious hairless police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751815) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: angry jew legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751846) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: flirting provocative state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751921) |
|
Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: glittery flatulent cuckoldry toilet seat did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022119) |
|
Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Passionate Filthpig "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022597) |
|
Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Heady sienna mental disorder (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022604) |
|
Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Olive Stage "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022609) |
 |
Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: greedy big rehab coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022646) |
|
Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: self-centered puce therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#49335488) |
|
Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Cheese-eating know-it-all point kitty (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022657) |
|
Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Honey-headed Bateful Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492581) |
|
Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Fear-inspiring tanning salon who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492585) |
|
Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Honey-headed Bateful Box Office Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492630) |
|
Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Fear-inspiring tanning salon whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492644) |
|
Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Honey-headed Bateful Box Office CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492706) |
|
Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Stirring pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250208) |
|
Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Charismatic menage faggot firefighter 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250216) |
|
Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Coral rough-skinned property voyeur "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250229) |
|
Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Stirring pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#41347456) |
|
Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Lascivious shrine electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#47895234) |
|
Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Poppy preventive strike lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#49335487) |