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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: pearly genital piercing

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Gay private investor jap



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Gay private investor jap

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Painfully honest office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Gay private investor jap

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Laughsome ebony corner death wish

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Painfully honest office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Slap-happy gaping hominid

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Electric Marketing Idea

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649714)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: smoky cumskin

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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: disrespectful beta faggotry psychic

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Stirring plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: talented lime nowag international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Primrose motley locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Know-it-all violent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: gaped cuck parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Gay private investor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Ungodly tanning salon pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Dashing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Dashing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: cobalt galvanic garrison

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Hot drab toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: brilliant karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Know-it-all violent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: nudist lay mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Marvelous snowy lettuce stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Know-it-all violent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Angry Chartreuse Potus Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: clear laser beams brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all violent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Odious brass corn cake messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Avocado personal credit line degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all violent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Arousing half-breed

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Know-it-all violent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Pontificating meetinghouse haunted graveyard

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Arousing half-breed

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Hateful Mind-boggling Center Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Appetizing rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant crackhouse philosopher-king

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Burgundy zippy stead twinkling uncleanness

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bonkers scourge upon the earth dilemma

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Odious brass corn cake messiness

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Supple shaky hospital

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage kitty

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Laughsome ebony corner death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: idiotic anal house

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Painfully honest office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ruby menage

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: dun excitant station sex offender

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: naked pozpig

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Provocative Domesticated Senate

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Gay private investor jap

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Pontificating meetinghouse haunted graveyard

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: comical medicated gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: lemon vigorous chapel son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: talented lime nowag international law enforcement agency

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Bisexual narrow-minded forum tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: white drunken university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Hot drab toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Silver floppy nursing home friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Know-it-all violent dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Bearded theatre

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Bearded theatre

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic digit ratio sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Judgmental razzle-dazzle area wrinkle

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: naked pozpig

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: big red mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Racy poppy abode famous landscape painting

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: coral hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: mewling blue set

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: big red mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Appetizing rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: naked pozpig

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: mewling blue set

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: erotic location associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Arousing half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Cerise Resort Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: unhinged blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Cerebral boltzmann piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: clear laser beams brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Maroon volcanic crater step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: seedy home sneaky criminal

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: erotic location associate

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Appetizing rehab

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: erotic location associate

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Laughsome ebony corner death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: impressive indecent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: cracking chad native

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: mewling blue set

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Gay private investor jap

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: mewling blue set

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic translucent travel guidebook gunner

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: disrespectful beta faggotry psychic

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: khaki razzmatazz dragon

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic digit ratio sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: irradiated den police squad

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: irradiated den police squad

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: lemon vigorous chapel son of senegal

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: French Peach Church Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed contagious parlour really tough guy

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed contagious parlour really tough guy

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Overrated library roast beef

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Odious brass corn cake messiness



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Bisexual narrow-minded forum tattoo



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: 180 Plum Theater Stage Useless Brakes



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Hot drab toilet seat



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: heady ladyboy rigor

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic digit ratio sound barrier

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Sticky black woman

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: stimulating dog poop

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Sticky black woman

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: spruce hairraiser turdskin

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: khaki razzmatazz dragon



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Electric Marketing Idea

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: spruce hairraiser turdskin

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Yellow Fanboi Organic Girlfriend



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Bearded theatre



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Painfully honest office



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Flushed multi-colored alpha

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Obsidian well-lubricated deer antler

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: bull headed vermilion shrine



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like trailer park depressive



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Maize apoplectic kitchen



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Exciting multi-billionaire



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: scarlet indian lodge voyeur

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: idiotic anal house



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Exciting multi-billionaire



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Hot drab toilet seat

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Territorial thriller clown

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Maize apoplectic kitchen



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Diverse Sanctuary



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Hot drab toilet seat



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Hot drab toilet seat



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: stubborn idiot

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Dashing roommate

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Hot drab toilet seat



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Crimson skinny woman

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: comical medicated gay wizard



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Low-t circlehead property

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Orange spectacular temple



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Aqua lodge community account



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Dashing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: stubborn idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: comical medicated gay wizard



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Cerebral boltzmann piazza

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Charcoal Background Story



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Dashing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: stubborn idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Filthy business firm idea he suggested

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Boyish Swollen Principal's Office Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Adulterous place of business



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Silver floppy nursing home friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: heady ladyboy rigor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed range legal warrant

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine House-broken Sandwich Mad Cow Disease

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: stubborn idiot



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: tantric transparent cuckold kitty cat

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: emerald pervert



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: unhinged blood rage



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: emerald pervert



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: high-end box office

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Dashing roommate



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Marvelous snowy lettuce stage

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778737)



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Author: frum institution

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Author: Adulterous place of business



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
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