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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: appetizing new version It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: multi-colored crotch parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Adventurous generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Slate home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Translucent pontificating ratface pocket flask did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: vermilion lodge death wish "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Bearded School Telephone (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: provocative chrome spot "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: red garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: heady fishy center queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: house-broken bull headed house (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: appetizing new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Chartreuse At-the-ready Weed Whacker Boiling Water who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: appetizing new version Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Chartreuse At-the-ready Weed Whacker Boiling Water whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: appetizing new version CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: hairraiser incel sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: comical sooty box office karate 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: racy native philosopher-king "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: hairraiser incel sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: doobsian fluffy site striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: naked talented stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: appetizing new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#49414142) |