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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"

Over and over again. No way you're leaving that bar with...
lascivious background story sound barrier
  06/16/26
you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supp...
Motley crackhouse toilet seat
  06/16/26
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lascivious background story sound barrier
  06/16/26
you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Motley crackhouse toilet seat
  06/16/26
it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game
dark tantric people who are hurt wrinkle
  06/16/26
IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIK...
sick internet-worthy church building
  06/16/26
"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY...
Crystalline fragrant crotch
  06/16/26
The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.
lascivious background story sound barrier
  06/16/26
One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of ...
Jet-lagged stead masturbator
  06/16/26
Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goa...
ivory violent public bath
  06/16/26
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Crystalline fragrant crotch
  06/16/26
i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he...
cerebral abode feces
  06/16/26
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Jet-lagged stead masturbator
  06/16/26
also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an ent...
Motley crackhouse toilet seat
  06/16/26
I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someon...
sick internet-worthy church building
  06/16/26
This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros
Angry hospital goal in life
  06/16/26
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Jet-lagged stead masturbator
  06/16/26
one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL p...
cerebral abode feces
  06/16/26
Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?
Exciting peach yarmulke old irish cottage
  06/16/26
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM ...
Crystalline fragrant crotch
  06/16/26
Ties are really faggy.
Hyperventilating school cafeteria becky
  06/16/26
8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- in...
Exciting peach yarmulke old irish cottage
  06/16/26
where tf is bloodacre btw
Orchid Bat-shit-crazy French Chef
  06/16/26
BW3s
Hyperventilating school cafeteria becky
  06/17/26
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  06/17/26


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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: lascivious background story sound barrier

Over and over again.

No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941959)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Motley crackhouse toilet seat

you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941962)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lascivious background story sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941976)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Motley crackhouse toilet seat

you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941994)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: dark tantric people who are hurt wrinkle

it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941997)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: sick internet-worthy church building

IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942078)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Crystalline fragrant crotch

"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941987)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: lascivious background story sound barrier

The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942002)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stead masturbator

One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942007)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: ivory violent public bath

Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942018)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Crystalline fragrant crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942019)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: cerebral abode feces

i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.

anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942056)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stead masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942099)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Motley crackhouse toilet seat

also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942072)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: sick internet-worthy church building

I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942081)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Angry hospital goal in life

This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942037)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stead masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942001)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: cerebral abode feces

one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942041)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Exciting peach yarmulke old irish cottage

Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942045)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Crystalline fragrant crotch

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM

ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942050)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating school cafeteria becky

Ties are really faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942077)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Exciting peach yarmulke old irish cottage

8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942082)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Orchid Bat-shit-crazy French Chef

where tf is bloodacre btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942367)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Hyperventilating school cafeteria becky

BW3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49943528)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Orchid Bat-shit-crazy French Chef

🇺🇸🫡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49944067)