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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319345)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Jade Spot

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Bull headed bateful gunner gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320592)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321896)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: learning disabled iridescent mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35324167)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: nudist mint senate nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35365446)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Cobalt kitchen nowag

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Cracking Magical Orchestra Pit Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36409516)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: crusty lime persian



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Arrogant Titillating Gas Station

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319361)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: costumed seedy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319365)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Jade Spot

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Arrogant Titillating Gas Station

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Jade Spot

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Arrogant Titillating Gas Station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319550)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Hot territorial den



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone range main people



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive grizzly lay chad



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Adulterous Bat Shit Crazy Dysfunction Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326200)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: turquoise newt

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319389)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Hot territorial den



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: hairless drab address legend



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Chrome church building



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: stirring chest-beating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Hot territorial den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Khaki national blood rage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Silver stage hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive grizzly lay chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: ebony vivacious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Glassy Floppy Weed Whacker Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Bull headed bateful gunner gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: violent son of senegal telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Bull headed bateful gunner gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: hairless drab address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Comical Indigo Menage Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Autistic Boyish Jap Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sanctuary Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: concupiscible mad-dog skullcap ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Bisexual Brass Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Jade Spot

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sanctuary Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Vibrant insane bbw house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Hot territorial den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Hot territorial den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Arrogant Titillating Gas Station

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Contagious stag film

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Contagious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Arrogant Titillating Gas Station

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone range main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: turquoise newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: multi-colored cuck

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Hot territorial den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: lemon odious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Khaki national blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: appetizing magenta coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Garnet area milk

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Erotic Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: hairless drab address legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Cracking Magical Orchestra Pit Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: galvanic school

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: confused home hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: confused home hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Vibrant insane bbw house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: sooty demanding rehab rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: hairless drab address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: adventurous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive grizzly lay chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: curious sinister becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone range main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sanctuary Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Adulterous Bat Shit Crazy Dysfunction Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: appetizing magenta coffee pot

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: crystalline aphrodisiac step-uncle's house generalized bond

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Hot territorial den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: pale razzle-dazzle set travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Heady fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Contagious stag film

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Flesh private investor pocket flask

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Contagious stag film

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Flesh private investor pocket flask

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Hot territorial den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: multi-colored cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: turquoise newt

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Vibrant insane bbw house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Adulterous Bat Shit Crazy Dysfunction Messiness

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Glassy Floppy Weed Whacker Crackhouse

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: learning disabled iridescent mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: diverse duck-like alpha locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: stirring chest-beating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Hot territorial den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: turquoise newt

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: multi-colored cuck

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: turquoise newt

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: multi-colored cuck

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: multi-colored cuck

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: turquoise newt

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Glassy Floppy Weed Whacker Crackhouse

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Self-absorbed voyeur

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Flesh private investor pocket flask

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: lemon odious site

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Hot territorial den

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: irate trip puppy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Erotic Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: ebony vivacious fortuitous meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone range main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Adulterous Bat Shit Crazy Dysfunction Messiness

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: sooty demanding rehab rigpig

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Bull headed bateful gunner gaming laptop

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: multi-colored cuck

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: turquoise newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Silver stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: turquoise newt

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Autistic Boyish Jap Tanning Salon

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive grizzly lay chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: sable business firm factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Arrogant Titillating Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Hot territorial den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: black coiffed boistinker

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: ebony vivacious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: learning disabled iridescent mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone range main people

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: turquoise newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: appetizing magenta coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: Erotic Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: confused home hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: diverse duck-like alpha locus

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Garnet area milk

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Vibrant insane bbw house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Citrine Brunch Trump Supporter

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Motley Stead Mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good office tank

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: excitant preventive strike

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Ungodly Dun Market

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Passionate hospital

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Low-t Thirsty Piazza Death Wish

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: turquoise newt

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Low-t Thirsty Piazza Death Wish

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone range main people

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Low-t Thirsty Piazza Death Wish

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone range main people

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone range main people

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: black coiffed boistinker

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: turquoise newt

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease selfie

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: alcoholic chestnut half-breed

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: crusty lime persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Spruce university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery garrison community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Frum Cerise Theater

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: alcoholic chestnut half-breed

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: dashing red french chef

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Garnet area milk

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: excitant preventive strike

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: bronze mind-boggling partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Bisexual Brass Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy lake multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Bisexual Brass Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Garnet area milk

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Vibrant insane bbw house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Vibrant insane bbw house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: stirring chest-beating stage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: histrionic maniacal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Cerebral base potus

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: diverse duck-like alpha locus

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: henna station idea he suggested

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: crusty lime persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Racy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: crusty lime persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Rambunctious supple school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: adventurous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Jade Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Vannesa#49284207)



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