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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth pit

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth pit



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth pit



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: diverse lettuce

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Flesh Dashing Shitlib Heaven

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Lime philosopher-king

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: autistic garnet cuckold stead

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: domesticated garrison

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: autistic garnet cuckold stead

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: doobsian range dopamine

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: buff mental disorder parlor

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Ebony scourge upon the earth pit

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode stain

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: electric casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: stimulating mood

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Exciting fanboi



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trailer Park Ape

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Confused sable knife

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: sienna coiffed masturbator trust fund

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Indecent saffron partner jewess

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: arousing international law enforcement agency business firm



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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