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MLB geeks, srs Q about how to compare Ohtani & whether he's a gimmick

ohtani's offensive WAR of 4.9 puts him 20th in the bigs, wel...
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  11/18/21
lol
heady jade half-breed jew
  11/18/21
Lol Vladdy Jr. get off the internet.
Lemon indirect expression pocket flask
  11/18/21
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Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness
  11/18/21
he's a unique athlete and you'd rather have ohtani. you also...
Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness
  11/18/21
if ohtani stopped pitching tomorrow and switched to OF (whic...
nubile insanely creepy center weed whacker
  11/18/21
show ur math. how would his offensive WAR go from 4.9 into t...
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  11/18/21
i can't my back roidhead tp
Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency
  10/19/25
if some other star pitcher played DH on off days, could he r...
Exciting Buff Tattoo Property
  11/18/21
but ohtani isn't really a star pitcher, so the comparison is...
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  11/18/21
he is a star pitcher, his stuff is phenomenal. he pitches fe...
Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness
  11/18/21
he gets more rest because he has to hit, right? that gets ba...
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  11/18/21
i dont think so. maybe he runs a greater shot at injury, but...
Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness
  11/18/21
how many of these pitchers have tommy john surgery or whatev...
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  11/18/21
2025 review of the OP: ohtani was 6th in the mlb in offen...
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  10/19/25
lol sunday morning and this seething pumo is spinning out of...
Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency
  10/19/25
this is DBG, and see this comment re: WAR: http://www.autoad...
magenta feces
  10/19/25
should have figured. there's something telling about how ...
Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency
  10/19/25
i keep score at baseball games irl. u maf?
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  10/19/25
hard to tell if you're rolling with the schtick or if i actu...
Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency
  10/19/25
100% serious In LA For a Depo, Went to Dodgers Game Solo ...
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  10/19/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207561&mc=42&a...
Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency
  10/19/25
ur a turd and not american. u wouldnt get it. go back to cri...
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  10/19/25
you're the one that cannot understand the appeal of attendin...
Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency
  10/19/25
happy diwali, my man
Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor
  10/19/25
lol, he wasn’t pitching for most of the season Also...
Emerald greedy stage preventive strike
  10/19/25
I think he’s pretty good at baseball, imho
Emerald greedy stage preventive strike
  10/19/25


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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

ohtani's offensive WAR of 4.9 puts him 20th in the bigs, well below tatis at 7.3, soto at 6.8, etc.

his pitching WAR of 4.1 puts him at 21st in the bigs, well below wheeler at 7.6, buehler and ray at 6.7 etc

of course, his overall WAR of 9 puts him well above #2 wheeler (7.8), correa (7.2)

so the best player in baseball is a guy who is about the 20th best hitter and 20th best pitcher. does that make him the best player in baseball, or is it gimmicky shit to manipulate the data?

if ur a GM, would u rather have ohtani on your team or some other star?

is ohtani just a striver? is the GM risking ohtani's long-term longevity by having him both pitch and hit? does he add more long-term value to the organization by just doing one? would it be better for his long term earning potential to pick just one?

if some other star pitcher played DH on off days, could he rack up a WAR close to ohtanis's? is ohtani's feat unprecedented since babe ruth because nobody's really tried and it's not a good idea for someone's career, or is he just a unique athlete?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467493)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: heady jade half-breed jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467511)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:31 PM
Author: Lemon indirect expression pocket flask

Lol Vladdy Jr. get off the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467519)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467527)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness

he's a unique athlete and you'd rather have ohtani. you also clear up another roster spot since he pitches and hits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467526)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: nubile insanely creepy center weed whacker

if ohtani stopped pitching tomorrow and switched to OF (which he would be much better at than most other DHs who are in the position because they're just I can't my back roidheads) his war would still be highest in the league. DH is a big hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467532)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:35 PM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

show ur math. how would his offensive WAR go from 4.9 into the top of the league by being an average outfielder? he's -1.1 defensive WAR as a DH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467559)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency

i can't my back roidhead tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359218)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: Exciting Buff Tattoo Property

if some other star pitcher played DH on off days, could he rack up a WAR close to ohtanis's?

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467538)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

but ohtani isn't really a star pitcher, so the comparison isn't totally fair. he's the ~20th best pitcher by WAR, he didnt pitch enough innings to qualify on the ERA list and if he did qualify he'd be about #21 on the ERA list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467592)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:41 PM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness

he is a star pitcher, his stuff is phenomenal. he pitches fewer innings because he gets more rest than the average pitcher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467618)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

he gets more rest because he has to hit, right? that gets back to my question... would it better for the team or him, long term, for him to just pick one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467645)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness

i dont think so. maybe he runs a greater shot at injury, but having an ace pitcher who is also one of the best hitters in the league is invaluable and theyd be retarded to give up either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467662)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

how many of these pitchers have tommy john surgery or whatever and cant play for a year? isnt the risk of injury real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#43467713)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

2025 review of the OP:

ohtani was 6th in the mlb in offensive war (6.6), almost 3 wins below judge (9.4)

and he had a pitching WAR of 1.1, placing him in a tie for 196th.

so he's the 6th best hitter in the league, and a gimmick pitcher who pitched a few innings once in a while and is totally inconsequential.

oh wow what a GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359214)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency

lol sunday morning and this seething pumo is spinning out of control

ohtani just led the dodgers to another ws and every analyst, coach, and player considers him a generational talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359224)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: magenta feces

this is DBG, and see this comment re: WAR: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787669&forum_id=2#49359201

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359232)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency

should have figured.

there's something telling about how jews love baseball and basketball because of the stats. it's an example of how they are programmed to distil the soul and purpose out of everything and consider only what is quantifiable. dbg is the type that doesn't really watch a baseball game but hand tracks every stat as a hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359244)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

i keep score at baseball games irl. u maf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359249)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency

hard to tell if you're rolling with the schtick or if i actually did hit a bullseye here, but i can definitely envision you hunched over scribbling during the entire game. there's a handful of your weird kikes at every game it seems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359256)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

100% serious

In LA For a Depo, Went to Dodgers Game Solo Last Nite. RATE MY SCORECARD (PIC)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207561&mc=42&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359259)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207561&mc=42&forum_id=2#30360140

jfc how are you real. you're gonna turn me into tbf with this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359263)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

ur a turd and not american. u wouldnt get it. go back to cricket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359266)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Cerebral saffron international law enforcement agency

you're the one that cannot understand the appeal of attending a sporting event and actually just watching it and enjoying some overpriced american pastime dining. you view it through the only through the lens of scribbling stats and kvetching about the price of a dodger dog. all this despite despite billing hundreds an hour taking a depo earlier.

you are fundamentally incompatible with america and every other civilized country, which is why you keep getting kicked out. go back to israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359271)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Very Tactful Ungodly Rigor

happy diwali, my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359275)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Emerald greedy stage preventive strike

lol, he wasn’t pitching for most of the season

Also, he shows up in October.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359281)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Emerald greedy stage preventive strike

I think he’s pretty good at baseball, imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4967409&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359279)