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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
sick police squad skinny woman
  06/15/26
tattoo removal seems like the cr gift
khaki crackhouse
  06/16/26
lol
irradiated pearl hominid field
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180 idiotic base background story
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trip factory reset button school
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low-t hateful spot scourge upon the earth
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abnormal dashing kitchen faggot firefighter
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Wine aphrodisiac senate legend
  06/17/26
Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you ne...
Hairless Stage Mediation
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
sick police squad skinny woman
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
Hairless Stage Mediation
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
sick police squad skinny woman
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
Transparent pisswyrm
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
sick police squad skinny woman
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
concupiscible pocket flask
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
sick police squad skinny woman
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
concupiscible pocket flask
  06/15/26
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Bearded orchestra pit
  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi
  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
twinkling cruise ship
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
haunting weed whacker home
  06/15/26
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trip factory reset button school
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
sick police squad skinny woman
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
Hairless Stage Mediation
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
concupiscible pocket flask
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi
  06/15/26
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abnormal dashing kitchen faggot firefighter
  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
hyperactive mind-boggling nursing home
  06/16/26
lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level
Wonderful pistol brethren
  06/16/26
I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all t...
180 idiotic base background story
  06/16/26
paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. pr...
Cream soul-stirring volcanic crater
  06/16/26
nitrous
Beta Exhilarant Azn Hall
  06/15/26
That's really bad for you. I would never.
sick police squad skinny woman
  06/15/26
pussy wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a se...
Beta Exhilarant Azn Hall
  06/15/26
2cb/2ci
Domesticated provocative persian genital piercing
  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
180 idiotic base background story
  06/16/26
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azure heaven friendly grandma
  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
Boyish painfully honest hissy fit space
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
sick police squad skinny woman
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
Boyish painfully honest hissy fit space
  06/16/26
...
Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
180 idiotic base background story
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
twinkling cruise ship
  06/16/26
This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even ...
concupiscible pocket flask
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
ruddy office
  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi
  06/16/26
he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????
ruddy office
  06/16/26
thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?
Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi
  06/16/26
His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flam...
concupiscible pocket flask
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
diverse nibblets
  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
Iridescent international law enforcement agency principal's office
  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
Motley Patrolman Parlor
  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
Bearded orchestra pit
  06/16/26
I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25
trip factory reset button school
  06/16/26
You should date CSLG and he will treat you
abnormal dashing kitchen faggot firefighter
  06/17/26
Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC
Big federal stag film
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: sick police squad skinny woman

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: khaki crackhouse

tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941850)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: irradiated pearl hominid field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942492)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: 180 idiotic base background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942495)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: trip factory reset button school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942522)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: low-t hateful spot scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942536)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: abnormal dashing kitchen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49943766)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Wine aphrodisiac senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49943773)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Hairless Stage Mediation

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: sick police squad skinny woman

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Hairless Stage Mediation

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: sick police squad skinny woman

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Transparent pisswyrm

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: sick police squad skinny woman

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: concupiscible pocket flask

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: sick police squad skinny woman

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: concupiscible pocket flask

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Bearded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: twinkling cruise ship

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: haunting weed whacker home

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: trip factory reset button school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: sick police squad skinny woman

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Hairless Stage Mediation

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: concupiscible pocket flask

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: abnormal dashing kitchen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942424)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: hyperactive mind-boggling nursing home

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942275)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Wonderful pistol brethren

lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942804)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: 180 idiotic base background story

I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all the chess they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942814)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Cream soul-stirring volcanic crater

paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942819)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Beta Exhilarant Azn Hall

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: sick police squad skinny woman

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Beta Exhilarant Azn Hall

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Domesticated provocative persian genital piercing

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: 180 idiotic base background story

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: azure heaven friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941856)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Boyish painfully honest hissy fit space

How often do you get your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941853)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: sick police squad skinny woman

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Boyish painfully honest hissy fit space

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942189)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: 180 idiotic base background story

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: twinkling cruise ship

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: concupiscible pocket flask

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: ruddy office

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: ruddy office

he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942471)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed swollen mad cow disease fanboi

thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942478)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: concupiscible pocket flask

His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flame or humor. All he can do is post shameless self promotion. It seems he was trying to mimic humans for a while but now he is going to stop pretending and go full kike. This is really who this sociopathic ratface is inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49943135)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: diverse nibblets

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Iridescent international law enforcement agency principal's office

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Motley Patrolman Parlor

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Bearded orchestra pit

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942445)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: trip factory reset button school

I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942541)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: abnormal dashing kitchen faggot firefighter

You should date CSLG and he will treat you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49943765)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Big federal stag film

Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942837)