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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
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important thread
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rough-skinned ticket booth juggernaut
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Water would be his kryptonite
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no, a job would be
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Classical music
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
blathering emerald gaping quadroon
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lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
Autistic violent brethren antidepressant drug
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is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
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Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
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dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
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well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: tan jet-lagged faggot firefighter plaza

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Bateful startling dingle berry



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Bateful startling dingle berry



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Bateful startling dingle berry

important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46808183)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned ticket booth juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46808189)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Sticky Stirring Orchestra Pit Electric Furnace

Water would be his kryptonite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46808187)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: tan jet-lagged faggot firefighter plaza

no, a job would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46854770)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Bateful startling dingle berry



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Bateful startling dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46856111)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed gas station

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: blathering emerald gaping quadroon

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46808195)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Autistic violent brethren antidepressant drug

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: vibrant high-end stage

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: bossy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46854862)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Olive Mad Cow Disease Jew

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46854901)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46808257)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: mischievous business firm karate

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: tan jet-lagged faggot firefighter plaza

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46855331)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: bossy university

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46854814)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: tan jet-lagged faggot firefighter plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46855333)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Vengeful grizzly therapy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46854906)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: blue bat-shit-crazy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#46856433)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: tan jet-lagged faggot firefighter plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#49803340)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling domesticated jap mother

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#49803466)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: tan jet-lagged faggot firefighter plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Vannesa#49876732)