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fuchsia irate locus useless brakes
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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180 principal's office
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that's kinda cool
Odious pervert
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Explain?
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180 principal's office
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Odious pervert
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
gold meetinghouse
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Took over a small country
Erotic national
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lol wow, holy shit
Odious pervert
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No way you're the only one
painfully honest business firm
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Okay, I lol’d
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motley home rigpig
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Pumo scum
gold meetinghouse
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Cracking crackhouse lettuce
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attended an Episcopal church
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
unholy cuck hospital
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that is brave
big submissive azn dilemma
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It was as bad you think.
unholy cuck hospital
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
big submissive azn dilemma
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
Ocher alcoholic ceo hunting ground
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Odious pervert
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provocative seedy range deer antler
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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fluffy whorehouse
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
painfully honest business firm
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tyty
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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180
brindle garrison mother
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Lascivious striped hyena orchestra pit
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
outnumbered native
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Winner
motley home rigpig
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Obsidian infuriating office rigor
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I smoked crack with him.
Drunken lay goyim
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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painfully honest business firm
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
sepia digit ratio crotch
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Narcissist
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Coon
sepia digit ratio crotch
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
sepia digit ratio crotch
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap
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?
sepia digit ratio crotch
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
sepia digit ratio crotch
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
sepia digit ratio crotch
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primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
jade tanning salon really tough guy
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Link to said novel?
primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap
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Where did you go,bro?
sepia digit ratio crotch
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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180 principal's office
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sepia digit ratio crotch
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Arousing frozen stage
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
passionate mewling jewess
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
pontificating narrow-minded theatre regret
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
domesticated field
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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passionate mewling jewess
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
concupiscible pearl newt dopamine
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you're 60?
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Salmon glittery rehab sweet tailpipe
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Rambunctious point ratface
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
marvelous talking base cuckoldry
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Salmon glittery rehab sweet tailpipe
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
canary codepig property
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
marvelous talking base cuckoldry
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
canary codepig property
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Arousing frozen stage
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180
At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
garnet flickering dragon
  04/12/26
180!
At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets
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flew a P-51.
jade tanning salon really tough guy
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Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Arousing frozen stage
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i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
passionate mewling jewess
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Saffron Piazza Cuckold
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
passionate mewling jewess
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Saffron Piazza Cuckold
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passionate mewling jewess
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Histrionic den affirmative action
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Saffron Piazza Cuckold
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
painfully honest business firm
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
domesticated field
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Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Fighting dingle berry gas station
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
canary codepig property
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
domesticated field
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canary codepig property
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Dun deep ape faggotry
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Razzle buck-toothed corner
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Charismatic Bistre Generalized Bond
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
French filthpig
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ouch
passionate mewling jewess
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
French filthpig
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
passionate mewling jewess
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
French filthpig
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
passionate mewling jewess
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
fluffy whorehouse
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
French filthpig
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe
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not me
French filthpig
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French filthpig
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genuine lol
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bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe
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180
concupiscible pearl newt dopamine
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180
Saffron Piazza Cuckold
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
misanthropic sticky private investor
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Lilac wonderful library new version
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
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180
At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets
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heady mildly autistic church
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At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Offensive dull pisswyrm station
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😎
heady mildly autistic church
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At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Green location
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aromatic adulterous plaza
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
Flirting house dog poop
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Emerald ticket booth
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
sapphire federal death wish
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Arousing frozen stage
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Awkward lavender turdskin
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Awkward lavender turdskin
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Awkward lavender turdskin
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
painfully honest business firm
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domesticated field
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Magical Temple
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Aphrodisiac windowlicker
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excited?
passionate mewling jewess
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Magical Temple
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
passionate mewling jewess
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Magical Temple
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passionate mewling jewess
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Impressive indian lodge
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Arousing frozen stage
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Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Magical Temple
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Arousing frozen stage
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Impressive indian lodge
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Magical Temple
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Impressive indian lodge
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Arousing frozen stage
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Aphrodisiac windowlicker
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passionate mewling jewess
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At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Dun deep ape faggotry
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
navy clown lodge
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Lascivious striped hyena orchestra pit
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
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how'd you get away
passionate mewling jewess
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
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At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
diverse potus casino
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Ocher alcoholic ceo hunting ground
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Well-lubricated feces personal credit line
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Well-lubricated feces personal credit line
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fkk it's too outable to say
nofapping theater stage
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At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
duck-like exciting cumskin public bath
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
Jet Wild Fortuitous Meteor Stage
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
Learning Disabled Fantasy-prone Theater
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painfully honest business firm
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: fuchsia irate locus useless brakes



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Impressive indian lodge

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: big submissive azn dilemma

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: metal school karate

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: motley home rigpig

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Impressive indian lodge



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Obsidian infuriating office rigor



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816492)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: brindle garrison mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: provocative seedy range deer antler

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: 180 principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Odious pervert

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: painfully honest business firm

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: 180 principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip blood rage school cafeteria

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Impressive indian lodge

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: provocative seedy range deer antler

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly stimulating brunch pocket flask

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Lascivious striped hyena orchestra pit

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: milky naked headpube

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: gold meetinghouse

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Odious pervert

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: gold meetinghouse

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Odious pervert

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: gold meetinghouse

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Erotic national

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Odious pervert

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: painfully honest business firm

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: provocative seedy range deer antler

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Bistre Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Locale Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: dashing faggot firefighter parlour

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: excitant godawful hell legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Arousing frozen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: motley home rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: gold meetinghouse

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse lettuce

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Pink place of business market

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: unholy cuck hospital

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: big submissive azn dilemma

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: unholy cuck hospital

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: big submissive azn dilemma

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Pink place of business market

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Ocher alcoholic ceo hunting ground

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Odious pervert

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Locale Masturbator

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Rambunctious point ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: provocative seedy range deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Odious pervert

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Lascivious striped hyena orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: gold meetinghouse

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: excitant godawful hell legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy cruise ship associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious point ratface

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Supple bull headed therapy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating immigrant

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: fluffy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Odious pervert

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Odious pervert

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: excitant godawful hell legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Tan Doctorate

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Jet Wild Fortuitous Meteor Stage

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: dashing faggot firefighter parlour

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: painfully honest business firm

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: dashing faggot firefighter parlour

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring pit jew

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: dashing faggot firefighter parlour

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: brindle garrison mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Dun deep ape faggotry

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: gold meetinghouse

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: passionate mewling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Talented Trailer Park Weed Whacker

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Ocher alcoholic ceo hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: red zippy step-uncle's house

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Lascivious striped hyena orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: excitant godawful hell legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: lime stirring telephone

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: marvelous talking base cuckoldry

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Saffron Piazza Cuckold

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: marvelous talking base cuckoldry

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Lilac wonderful library new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Lascivious striped hyena orchestra pit

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: outnumbered native

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: motley home rigpig

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Obsidian infuriating office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Drunken lay goyim

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: red zippy step-uncle's house

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: painfully honest business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Ocher alcoholic ceo hunting ground

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: jade tanning salon really tough guy

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: primrose internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Adventurous abode

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: 180 principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: sepia digit ratio crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Arousing frozen stage

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: concupiscible pearl newt dopamine

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Dun deep ape faggotry

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: pontificating narrow-minded theatre regret

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: domesticated field

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: domesticated field

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: aqua slap-happy church building coffee pot

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: concupiscible pearl newt dopamine

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: canary codepig property

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Salmon glittery rehab sweet tailpipe

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Rambunctious point ratface

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: marvelous talking base cuckoldry

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Salmon glittery rehab sweet tailpipe

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: canary codepig property

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: marvelous talking base cuckoldry

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: canary codepig property

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Arousing frozen stage

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: garnet flickering dragon

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: jade tanning salon really tough guy

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Arousing frozen stage

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Saffron Piazza Cuckold

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Saffron Piazza Cuckold

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Histrionic den affirmative action

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Saffron Piazza Cuckold

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: painfully honest business firm

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: domesticated field

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Fighting dingle berry gas station

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: costumed floppy brethren kitty cat

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: canary codepig property

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: domesticated field

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Histrionic den affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: canary codepig property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Dun deep ape faggotry

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Angry frisky sanctuary

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle buck-toothed corner

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Charismatic Bistre Generalized Bond

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: French filthpig

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: French filthpig

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: French filthpig

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: fluffy whorehouse

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: French filthpig

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: French filthpig

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: French filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Awkward lavender turdskin

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: concupiscible pearl newt dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Saffron Piazza Cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: misanthropic sticky private investor

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Lilac wonderful library new version

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: heady mildly autistic church

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: heady mildly autistic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Offensive dull pisswyrm station

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: heady mildly autistic church

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Green location

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: aromatic adulterous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Flirting house dog poop

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Emerald ticket booth

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: sapphire federal death wish

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Arousing frozen stage

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Awkward lavender turdskin

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Awkward lavender turdskin

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Awkward lavender turdskin

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marketing idea giraffe

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: painfully honest business firm

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: domesticated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Magical Temple

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac windowlicker

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Magical Temple

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Magical Temple

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: passionate mewling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Impressive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Arousing frozen stage

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Magical Temple

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Arousing frozen stage

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Impressive indian lodge

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Magical Temple

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Impressive indian lodge

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Arousing frozen stage

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac windowlicker

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Dun deep ape faggotry

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: navy clown lodge

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Lascivious striped hyena orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: deranged blathering organic girlfriend elastic band

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: passionate mewling jewess

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip blood rage school cafeteria

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Boyish cyan gaming laptop resort

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: diverse potus casino

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Ocher alcoholic ceo hunting ground

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated feces personal credit line

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated feces personal credit line

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: nofapping theater stage

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious point ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready Bateful State Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: duck-like exciting cumskin public bath

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Jet Wild Fortuitous Meteor Stage

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Fantasy-prone Theater

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: painfully honest business firm

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: silver laughsome shrine voyeur

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858354)