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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
tell me
Passionate trust fund
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Charismatic Set
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
misanthropic titillating nibblets
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Lilac Shaky Useless Brakes
  05/12/15
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Razzle-dazzle Iridescent School Skinny Woman
  05/12/15
so underrated
Navy Boyish National Black Woman
  01/19/16
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bonkers nursing home idea he suggested
  06/07/17
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Chocolate aromatic mad-dog skullcap rigor
  03/31/18
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Crimson toaster antidepressant drug
  07/18/18
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trip buck-toothed legend headpube
  07/18/18
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Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  12/16/21
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hyperactive pervert volcanic crater
  02/16/23
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Duck-like Galvanic Cuckoldry
  12/11/24
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maniacal potus
  06/11/25
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Charcoal pisswyrm
  08/12/25
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Mint excitant alpha
  08/12/25
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Talented copper french chef property
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
adventurous office reading party
  08/14/13
lmao
Passionate trust fund
  05/12/15
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twinkling roast beef chapel
  12/11/24
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Duck-like Galvanic Cuckoldry
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Talented copper french chef property
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Underhanded razzle orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
honey-headed liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
rofl
Passionate trust fund
  08/14/13
180
Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  08/14/13
rofl
exhilarant principal's office
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
aquamarine internal respiration
  08/14/13
lol
Stimulating Slate Range
  08/14/13
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Alcoholic Azure International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
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bonkers nursing home idea he suggested
  03/10/14
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Hateful vivacious trailer park
  03/24/21
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hyperactive pervert volcanic crater
  02/16/23
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Charcoal pisswyrm
  08/12/25
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cerebral topaz partner parlour
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
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cerebral topaz partner parlour
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
adventurous office reading party
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
cerebral topaz partner parlour
  08/14/13
best of thread
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
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Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
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Duck-like Galvanic Cuckoldry
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Duck-like Galvanic Cuckoldry
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
fluffy insane quadroon
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
adventurous office reading party
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
contagious slap-happy coldplay fan
  08/14/13
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Passionate trust fund
  08/14/13
180
Zombie-like Kink-friendly Chad
  08/14/13
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Brindle lascivious home
  08/14/13
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Alcoholic Azure International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike
  08/15/13
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aqua useless private investor
  08/17/13
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Lilac Shaky Useless Brakes
  01/19/16
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Chocolate aromatic mad-dog skullcap rigor
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
contagious slap-happy coldplay fan
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
lol
appetizing purple mother
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
cerebral topaz partner parlour
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
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Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
histrionic translucent cruise ship
  08/14/13
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Mahogany den
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
cerebral topaz partner parlour
  08/14/13
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flirting box office macaca
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
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Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
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Painfully Honest Electric Lodge
  09/11/13
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Painfully Honest Electric Lodge
  02/16/23
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Hateful vivacious trailer park
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Cyan rehab
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
effete canary boiling water heaven
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
honey-headed liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
honey-headed liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
rough-skinned whorehouse boltzmann
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Infuriating corner
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
effete canary boiling water heaven
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Cyan rehab
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
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fragrant sooty stock car
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
effete canary boiling water heaven
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
effete canary boiling water heaven
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
effete canary boiling water heaven
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
effete canary boiling water heaven
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
effete canary boiling water heaven
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
effete canary boiling water heaven
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
whatever
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
180 voyeur hall
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
cerebral topaz partner parlour
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
lol
Zombie-like Kink-friendly Chad
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
180
Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  08/14/13
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disrespectful gaped house
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
cerebral topaz partner parlour
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
lavender concupiscible party of the first part elastic band
  08/14/13
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lavender concupiscible party of the first part elastic band
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
...
salmon hairy legs
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Zombie-like Kink-friendly Chad
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
nudist bull headed senate
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
racy balding gas station
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin
  08/14/13
165
bespoke lay juggernaut
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
lmao
Swashbuckling Dragon Locus
  08/14/13
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fragrant sooty stock car
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Splenetic spot
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Pearly Casino
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
aqua useless private investor
  08/14/13
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lavender concupiscible party of the first part elastic band
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
Pics?
haunting abode
  08/14/13
link?
twinkling roast beef chapel
  08/17/13
...
Passionate trust fund
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
big impertinent messiness
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Comical parlor gaping
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Domesticated background story
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
pink sickened shrine
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
pink sickened shrine
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
pink sickened shrine
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
soul-stirring knife
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
milky unhinged hominid
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
pink sickened shrine
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
slippery vibrant stage
  08/14/13
Underrated
bespoke lay juggernaut
  08/15/13
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bonkers nursing home idea he suggested
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
milky unhinged hominid
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
slippery vibrant stage
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Embarrassed to the bone grizzly hell tattoo
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Yellow son of senegal business firm
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
irradiated brethren multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lol
Stimulating Slate Range
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
irradiated brethren multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Stimulating Slate Range
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
irradiated brethren multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
milky unhinged hominid
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Mischievous Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Cyan rehab
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Pale laughsome philosopher-king
  08/14/13
180
aphrodisiac drab public bath kitty
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Stimulating Slate Range
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Alcoholic Azure International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Stimulating Slate Range
  08/14/13
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Hairraiser Library Rigpig
  08/14/13
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vigorous turquoise candlestick maker
  08/14/13
180
pink sickened shrine
  08/14/13
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slippery vibrant stage
  08/15/13
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Domesticated background story
  08/17/13
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Provocative metal site people who are hurt
  09/11/13
Lmao
Dashing frisky temple incel
  06/07/17
...
Charcoal pisswyrm
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
plum magical station
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Hairraiser Library Rigpig
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
federal house-broken mad cow disease hospital
  08/14/13
lol
pink sickened shrine
  08/14/13
...
light stirring resort
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
sapphire bateful psychic boistinker
  08/14/13
180
white glittery stage cuck
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Adulterous multi-colored turdskin institution
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
blathering wrinkle indian lodge
  08/17/13
poignant
Coiffed stead digit ratio
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Beady-eyed Piazza
  08/17/13
...
Hairraiser Library Rigpig
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Provocative metal site people who are hurt
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Painfully Honest Electric Lodge
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Embarrassed to the bone grizzly hell tattoo
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
misanthropic titillating nibblets
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
curious step-uncle's house
  12/28/13
...
Walnut yarmulke native
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
garnet field
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Insecure dopamine space
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
frum sound barrier milk
  03/10/14
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Lilac Shaky Useless Brakes
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
histrionic translucent cruise ship
  05/12/15
...
Mewling mind-boggling center queen of the night
  01/19/16
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Alcoholic Azure International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike
  10/25/17
...
twinkling roast beef chapel
  11/29/15
...
twinkling roast beef chapel
  12/23/15
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Lilac Shaky Useless Brakes
  01/05/16
...
twinkling roast beef chapel
  03/13/16
I want pizza
peach dilemma regret
  06/07/17
...
Mewling mind-boggling center queen of the night
  09/22/17
...
aqua useless private investor
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
lime startled church
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
out-of-control confused crackhouse becky
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
lime startled church
  07/18/18
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Hateful vivacious trailer park
  04/30/19
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twinkling roast beef chapel
  06/21/20
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twinkling roast beef chapel
  06/23/20
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heady faggotry stain
  07/11/20
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Hateful vivacious trailer park
  12/16/21
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Hateful vivacious trailer park
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Passionate trust fund

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Set

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: misanthropic titillating nibblets

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Lilac Shaky Useless Brakes

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Iridescent School Skinny Woman



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Navy Boyish National Black Woman

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bonkers nursing home idea he suggested



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Chocolate aromatic mad-dog skullcap rigor



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Crimson toaster antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed legend headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hyperactive pervert volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Duck-like Galvanic Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: maniacal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Mint excitant alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Talented copper french chef property

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: adventurous office reading party

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Passionate trust fund

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: twinkling roast beef chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Duck-like Galvanic Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Talented copper french chef property

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Underhanded razzle orchestra pit

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: honey-headed liquid oxygen

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Passionate trust fund

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: exhilarant principal's office

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: aquamarine internal respiration

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Stimulating Slate Range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Azure International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bonkers nursing home idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Hateful vivacious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hyperactive pervert volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: cerebral topaz partner parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: cerebral topaz partner parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: adventurous office reading party

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: cerebral topaz partner parlour

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Duck-like Galvanic Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Duck-like Galvanic Cuckoldry

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: fluffy insane quadroon

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: adventurous office reading party

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy coldplay fan

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Passionate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Zombie-like Kink-friendly Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Brindle lascivious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Azure International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Lilac Shaky Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Chocolate aromatic mad-dog skullcap rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy coldplay fan

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: appetizing purple mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: cerebral topaz partner parlour

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: histrionic translucent cruise ship

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Mahogany den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: cerebral topaz partner parlour

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: flirting box office macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Electric Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Electric Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Hateful vivacious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Cyan rehab

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: effete canary boiling water heaven

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: honey-headed liquid oxygen

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: honey-headed liquid oxygen

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: rough-skinned whorehouse boltzmann

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Infuriating corner

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: effete canary boiling water heaven

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Cyan rehab

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: fragrant sooty stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: effete canary boiling water heaven

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: effete canary boiling water heaven

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: effete canary boiling water heaven

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: effete canary boiling water heaven

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: effete canary boiling water heaven

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: effete canary boiling water heaven

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: 180 voyeur hall

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: cerebral topaz partner parlour

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Zombie-like Kink-friendly Chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: disrespectful gaped house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: cerebral topaz partner parlour

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible party of the first part elastic band

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible party of the first part elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: salmon hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Zombie-like Kink-friendly Chad

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: nudist bull headed senate

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: racy balding gas station

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Alcoholic medicated theater cumskin

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: bespoke lay juggernaut

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dragon Locus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: fragrant sooty stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Splenetic spot

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Pearly Casino

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: aqua useless private investor

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible party of the first part elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: haunting abode

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: twinkling roast beef chapel

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Passionate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: big impertinent messiness

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Comical parlor gaping

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Domesticated background story

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: pink sickened shrine

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: pink sickened shrine

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: pink sickened shrine

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring knife

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: milky unhinged hominid

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: pink sickened shrine

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: slippery vibrant stage

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: bespoke lay juggernaut

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: bonkers nursing home idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: milky unhinged hominid

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: slippery vibrant stage

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone grizzly hell tattoo

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal business firm

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: irradiated brethren multi-billionaire

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Stimulating Slate Range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: irradiated brethren multi-billionaire

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Stimulating Slate Range

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: irradiated brethren multi-billionaire

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: milky unhinged hominid

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Mischievous Genital Piercing

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Cyan rehab

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Pale laughsome philosopher-king

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac drab public bath kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Stimulating Slate Range

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Alcoholic Azure International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Stimulating Slate Range

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Library Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: vigorous turquoise candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pink sickened shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: slippery vibrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Domesticated background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Provocative metal site people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Dashing frisky temple incel

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: plum magical station

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Library Rigpig

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: federal house-broken mad cow disease hospital

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pink sickened shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: light stirring resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: sapphire bateful psychic boistinker

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: white glittery stage cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Adulterous multi-colored turdskin institution

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: blathering wrinkle indian lodge

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Coiffed stead digit ratio

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Piazza

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Library Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Provocative metal site people who are hurt

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Electric Lodge

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone grizzly hell tattoo

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: misanthropic titillating nibblets

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: curious step-uncle's house

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Walnut yarmulke native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: garnet field

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Insecure dopamine space

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: frum sound barrier milk

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Lilac Shaky Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: histrionic translucent cruise ship

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Mewling mind-boggling center queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic Azure International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: twinkling roast beef chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: twinkling roast beef chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Lilac Shaky Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: twinkling roast beef chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: peach dilemma regret

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Mewling mind-boggling center queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: aqua useless private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: lime startled church

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: out-of-control confused crackhouse becky

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: lime startled church

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Hateful vivacious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: twinkling roast beef chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: twinkling roast beef chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: heady faggotry stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Hateful vivacious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Hateful vivacious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#44198924)