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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
tell me
provocative chestnut heaven
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Low-t self-absorbed hunting ground stag film
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Beady-eyed trust fund
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Supple garnet garrison
  05/12/15
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Violent cruise ship friendly grandma
  05/12/15
so underrated
Rebellious Mischievous Philosopher-king
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alcoholic love of her life personal credit line
  06/07/17
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Angry den blood rage
  03/31/18
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Snowy Stage
  07/18/18
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Violent Orange Faggot Firefighter
  07/18/18
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razzle ultramarine station stain
  12/16/21
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Azure Principal's Office
  02/16/23
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nighttime yarmulke indian lodge
  12/11/24
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glittery pontificating ticket booth
  06/11/25
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Cracking hospital
  08/12/25
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primrose fantasy-prone senate degenerate
  08/12/25
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glittery pontificating ticket booth
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Racy flatulent location electric furnace
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
passionate insane shrine sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
lmao
provocative chestnut heaven
  05/12/15
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beta masturbator
  12/11/24
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nighttime yarmulke indian lodge
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Racy flatulent location electric furnace
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
boyish twinkling set
  08/14/13
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Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Buff vigorous indirect expression
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
rofl
provocative chestnut heaven
  08/14/13
180
razzle ultramarine station stain
  08/14/13
rofl
Excitant filthy circlehead legal warrant
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
mewling potus
  08/14/13
lol
aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe
  08/14/13
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Stirring Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
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alcoholic love of her life personal credit line
  03/10/14
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dun center fortuitous meteor
  03/24/21
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Azure Principal's Office
  02/16/23
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Cracking hospital
  08/12/25
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electric balding round eye
  08/14/13
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Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
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electric balding round eye
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
passionate insane shrine sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
electric balding round eye
  08/14/13
best of thread
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
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glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
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nighttime yarmulke indian lodge
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
nighttime yarmulke indian lodge
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
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Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
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Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Aromatic public bath
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
passionate insane shrine sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Slippery Sanctuary
  08/14/13
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provocative chestnut heaven
  08/14/13
180
Razzle-dazzle Parlor Mother
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Nubile Galvanic Travel Guidebook Haunted Graveyard
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Stirring Pisswyrm
  08/15/13
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concupiscible wrinkle
  08/17/13
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Supple garnet garrison
  01/19/16
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Angry den blood rage
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Slippery Sanctuary
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
lol
lascivious lay hairy legs
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
electric balding round eye
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
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glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Lilac curious stead
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Costumed Bonkers Base Immigrant
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
electric balding round eye
  08/14/13
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frum naked university old irish cottage
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
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glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
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Multi-colored Hateful Home
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Multi-colored Hateful Home
  02/16/23
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dun center fortuitous meteor
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
marvelous shitlib
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
contagious insecure queen of the night
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Buff vigorous indirect expression
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Buff vigorous indirect expression
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
razzle ultramarine station stain
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
charismatic rigpig
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
exhilarant school rigor
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
contagious insecure queen of the night
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
marvelous shitlib
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
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Brindle library corn cake
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
contagious insecure queen of the night
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
contagious insecure queen of the night
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
contagious insecure queen of the night
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
contagious insecure queen of the night
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
contagious insecure queen of the night
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
contagious insecure queen of the night
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
whatever
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
thirsty church building goyim
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
electric balding round eye
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
lol
Razzle-dazzle Parlor Mother
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
180
razzle ultramarine station stain
  08/14/13
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saffron odious rehab water buffalo
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
electric balding round eye
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Mind-boggling locale liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
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Mind-boggling locale liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
razzle ultramarine station stain
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
razzle ultramarine station stain
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
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Stimulating national persian
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Razzle-dazzle Parlor Mother
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Talking Menage Ceo
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Adventurous clear multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
razzle ultramarine station stain
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
razzle ultramarine station stain
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
razzle ultramarine station stain
  08/14/13
165
Soggy private investor idea he suggested
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
lmao
Sable house filthpig
  08/14/13
...
Brindle library corn cake
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Sienna Office Pervert
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Comical abnormal ape
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
concupiscible wrinkle
  08/14/13
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Mind-boggling locale liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
Pics?
Laughsome Flushed Brethren
  08/14/13
link?
beta masturbator
  08/17/13
...
provocative chestnut heaven
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
elite dilemma nibblets
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
bateful nowag
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Purple Faggotry
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Effete step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Effete step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Effete step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
arrogant plum stock car dog poop
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Razzmatazz dingle berry hell
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Effete step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
rusted point sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
Underrated
Soggy private investor idea he suggested
  08/15/13
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alcoholic love of her life personal credit line
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Razzmatazz dingle berry hell
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
rusted point sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
amber regret
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
glassy orchestra pit main people
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Swashbuckling Aqua Area
  08/14/13
lol
aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Swashbuckling Aqua Area
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Swashbuckling Aqua Area
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Razzmatazz dingle berry hell
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
sinister forum
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
marvelous shitlib
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Vivacious orchid puppy native
  08/14/13
180
Mahogany dashing national security agency knife
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Stirring Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe
  08/14/13
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irradiated startling community account institution
  08/14/13
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puce market volcanic crater
  08/14/13
180
Effete step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
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rusted point sneaky criminal
  08/15/13
...
Purple Faggotry
  08/17/13
...
Soul-stirring Hall
  09/11/13
Lmao
Fragrant Sapphire Ladyboy
  06/07/17
...
Cracking hospital
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
trip greedy boiling water pistol
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
irradiated startling community account institution
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
180 crackhouse
  08/14/13
lol
Effete step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
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charcoal church
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
well-lubricated fuchsia becky
  08/14/13
180
crusty titillating sandwich theatre
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
deep abode
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Ivory fear-inspiring fat ankles
  08/17/13
poignant
dark vibrant ratface
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Autistic Splenetic Internal Respiration
  08/17/13
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irradiated startling community account institution
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Soul-stirring Hall
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Multi-colored Hateful Home
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
amber regret
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Beady-eyed trust fund
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Talented gaping
  12/28/13
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Big magenta tanning salon turdskin
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
cruel-hearted twisted genital piercing jewess
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
diverse swollen locus
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Emerald mentally impaired athletic conference
  03/10/14
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Supple garnet garrison
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Lilac curious stead
  05/12/15
...
Canary mad-dog skullcap
  01/19/16
...
Stirring Pisswyrm
  10/25/17
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beta masturbator
  11/29/15
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beta masturbator
  12/23/15
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Supple garnet garrison
  01/05/16
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beta masturbator
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Underhanded address
  06/07/17
...
Canary mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/17
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concupiscible wrinkle
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
exciting jew messiness
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
appetizing brunch
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
exciting jew messiness
  07/18/18
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dun center fortuitous meteor
  04/30/19
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beta masturbator
  06/21/20
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beta masturbator
  06/23/20
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Thriller Piazza
  07/11/20
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dun center fortuitous meteor
  12/16/21
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dun center fortuitous meteor
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: provocative chestnut heaven

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Low-t self-absorbed hunting ground stag film

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed trust fund

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Supple garnet garrison

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Violent cruise ship friendly grandma



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Rebellious Mischievous Philosopher-king

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic love of her life personal credit line



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Angry den blood rage



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Snowy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Violent Orange Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Azure Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: nighttime yarmulke indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: glittery pontificating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Cracking hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: primrose fantasy-prone senate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: glittery pontificating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Racy flatulent location electric furnace

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: passionate insane shrine sweet tailpipe

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: provocative chestnut heaven

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: beta masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: nighttime yarmulke indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Racy flatulent location electric furnace

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: boyish twinkling set

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Buff vigorous indirect expression

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: provocative chestnut heaven

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Excitant filthy circlehead legal warrant

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: mewling potus

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Stirring Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: alcoholic love of her life personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: dun center fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Azure Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Cracking hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: electric balding round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: electric balding round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: passionate insane shrine sweet tailpipe

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: electric balding round eye

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: nighttime yarmulke indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: nighttime yarmulke indian lodge

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Aromatic public bath

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: passionate insane shrine sweet tailpipe

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Slippery Sanctuary

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: provocative chestnut heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Parlor Mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Nubile Galvanic Travel Guidebook Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Stirring Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Supple garnet garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Angry den blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Slippery Sanctuary

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: lascivious lay hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: electric balding round eye

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Lilac curious stead

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Costumed Bonkers Base Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: electric balding round eye

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: frum naked university old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored Hateful Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hateful Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: dun center fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: marvelous shitlib

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: contagious insecure queen of the night

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Buff vigorous indirect expression

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Buff vigorous indirect expression

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: charismatic rigpig

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: exhilarant school rigor

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: contagious insecure queen of the night

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: marvelous shitlib

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Brindle library corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: contagious insecure queen of the night

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: contagious insecure queen of the night

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: contagious insecure queen of the night

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: contagious insecure queen of the night

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: contagious insecure queen of the night

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: contagious insecure queen of the night

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: thirsty church building goyim

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: electric balding round eye

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Parlor Mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: saffron odious rehab water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: electric balding round eye

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling locale liquid oxygen

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling locale liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Stimulating national persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Parlor Mother

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Talking Menage Ceo

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Adventurous clear multi-billionaire

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: razzle ultramarine station stain

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Soggy private investor idea he suggested

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Sable house filthpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Brindle library corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Sienna Office Pervert

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Comical abnormal ape

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling locale liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Laughsome Flushed Brethren

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: beta masturbator

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: provocative chestnut heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: elite dilemma nibblets

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: bateful nowag

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Purple Faggotry

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: arrogant plum stock car dog poop

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz dingle berry hell

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: rusted point sneaky criminal

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Soggy private investor idea he suggested

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: alcoholic love of her life personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz dingle berry hell

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: rusted point sneaky criminal

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: amber regret

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: glassy orchestra pit main people

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Aqua Area

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Aqua Area

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Aqua Area

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz dingle berry hell

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: sinister forum

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: marvelous shitlib

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Vivacious orchid puppy native

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Mahogany dashing national security agency knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Stirring Pisswyrm

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tripping kitchen giraffe

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: irradiated startling community account institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: puce market volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: rusted point sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Purple Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Sapphire Ladyboy

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cracking hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: trip greedy boiling water pistol

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: irradiated startling community account institution

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: 180 crackhouse

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: charcoal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated fuchsia becky

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: crusty titillating sandwich theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: deep abode

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Ivory fear-inspiring fat ankles

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: dark vibrant ratface

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Autistic Splenetic Internal Respiration

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: irradiated startling community account institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Hall

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Hateful Home

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: amber regret

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed trust fund

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Talented gaping

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Big magenta tanning salon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted twisted genital piercing jewess

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: diverse swollen locus

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Emerald mentally impaired athletic conference

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Supple garnet garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Lilac curious stead

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Canary mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Stirring Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: beta masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: beta masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Supple garnet garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: beta masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Underhanded address

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Canary mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: concupiscible wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: exciting jew messiness

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: appetizing brunch

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: exciting jew messiness

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: dun center fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: beta masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: beta masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Thriller Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: dun center fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: dun center fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#44198924)