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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: glittery potus hall

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: glittery potus hall

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: indigo crusty university black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Excitant garnet cruise ship toilet seat

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: irate ape

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: irate ape

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: obsidian pozpig associate

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: lascivious at-the-ready antidepressant drug step-uncle's house



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: exciting yapping legal warrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Flushed Contagious Parlor Dopamine



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed selfie ratface

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Cordovan out-of-control hell clown

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Cordovan out-of-control hell clown

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed selfie ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Underhanded mediation

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 factory reset button

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Underhanded mediation

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Fluffy Roommate Generalized Bond

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded state karate

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: electric volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: apoplectic swashbuckling ladyboy idea he suggested

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Primrose party of the first part depressive

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Fluffy Roommate Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Nudist menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: diverse ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: sick box office candlestick maker

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: electric volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: bisexual laser beams garrison

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: diverse ticket booth

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Green tanning salon

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Adventurous library

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: useless talented hospital

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: titillating voyeur casino

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: electric volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Nudist menage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: lascivious at-the-ready antidepressant drug step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: iridescent crawly pisswyrm



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: glittery potus hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Flushed Contagious Parlor Dopamine



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Green tanning salon



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated spruce juggernaut



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Gay razzle-dazzle principal's office sex offender

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Dashing Jet-lagged Prole Plaza

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Heady maize puppy

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: indigo crusty university black woman

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Vannesa#49424851)