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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
big judgmental azn
  11/24/25
No
Very tactful university partner
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Mewling genital piercing
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Very tactful university partner
  11/24/25
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infuriating stirring haunted graveyard dragon
  11/25/25
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lemon laughsome ladyboy
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
infuriating stirring haunted graveyard dragon
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
infuriating stirring haunted graveyard dragon
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
infuriating stirring haunted graveyard dragon
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
marvelous institution alpha
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
marvelous institution alpha
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
marvelous institution alpha
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Supple Trailer Park Dog Poop
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
big judgmental azn
  11/24/25
yes
Haunting therapy temple
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
White persian piazza
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/24/25
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  11/24/25
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Costumed area gaming laptop
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
cracking boistinker range
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
cracking boistinker range
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
Light comical mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
exhilarant painfully honest lay
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Blue Kitty Hall
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
big judgmental azn
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
mind-boggling smoky sex offender
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Crystalline magical national security agency trust fund
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
bisexual iridescent juggernaut
  11/24/25
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Talented gay garrison
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Yellow Home
  11/24/25
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wonderful den really tough guy
  11/25/25
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Bateful Coffee Pot Knife
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Curious school trump supporter
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
White persian piazza
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Adulterous National
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Curious school trump supporter
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
flesh round eye mood
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Curious school trump supporter
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
Beady-eyed wine house jew
  11/25/25
...
cracking boistinker range
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Aromatic Lake Weed Whacker Market
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Sexy racy principal's office hissy fit
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
razzle-dazzle degenerate
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: big judgmental azn

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Very tactful university partner

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Mewling genital piercing

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Very tactful university partner

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: infuriating stirring haunted graveyard dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: lemon laughsome ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: infuriating stirring haunted graveyard dragon

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: infuriating stirring haunted graveyard dragon

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: infuriating stirring haunted graveyard dragon

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: marvelous institution alpha

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: marvelous institution alpha

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: marvelous institution alpha

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Supple Trailer Park Dog Poop

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: big judgmental azn

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Haunting therapy temple

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: White persian piazza

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Crystalline magical national security agency trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Coral site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Costumed area gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cracking boistinker range

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: cracking boistinker range

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Light comical mad-dog skullcap

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest lay

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Blue Kitty Hall

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: big judgmental azn

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky sex offender

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Crystalline magical national security agency trust fund

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: bisexual iridescent juggernaut

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Talented gay garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Yellow Home

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: wonderful den really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Bateful Coffee Pot Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Curious school trump supporter

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: White persian piazza

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Adulterous National

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Curious school trump supporter

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: flesh round eye mood

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Curious school trump supporter

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed wine house jew

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: cracking boistinker range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Aromatic Lake Weed Whacker Market

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Sexy racy principal's office hissy fit

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle degenerate

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49460651)