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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
talented university yarmulke
  11/29/25
Women are 180
bipolar rose private investor
  11/29/25
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unholy stirring old irish cottage antidepressant drug
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bipolar rose private investor
  11/29/25
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excitant field police squad
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bipolar rose private investor
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
contagious mediation roast beef
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
talented university yarmulke
  11/29/25
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unholy stirring old irish cottage antidepressant drug
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Cream International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
talented university yarmulke
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Cream International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Obsidian new version
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
heady talking internal respiration
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
beady-eyed snowy hall
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
talented university yarmulke
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
maroon orchestra pit rigpig
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
fiercely-loyal opaque cuckold
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
maroon orchestra pit rigpig
  11/29/25
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Cream International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
charismatic bbw chapel
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
contagious mediation roast beef
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Fishy Regret Parlour
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
contagious mediation roast beef
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
boyish heaven tattoo
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: talented university yarmulke

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: bipolar rose private investor

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: unholy stirring old irish cottage antidepressant drug



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: bipolar rose private investor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: excitant field police squad



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: bipolar rose private investor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: contagious mediation roast beef

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: talented university yarmulke

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: unholy stirring old irish cottage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Cream International Law Enforcement Agency

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: talented university yarmulke

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Cream International Law Enforcement Agency

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Obsidian new version

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: heady talking internal respiration

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed snowy hall

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: talented university yarmulke

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: maroon orchestra pit rigpig

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal opaque cuckold

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: maroon orchestra pit rigpig

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Cream International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: charismatic bbw chapel

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: contagious mediation roast beef

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Fishy Regret Parlour

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: contagious mediation roast beef

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: boyish heaven tattoo

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490766)