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I feel deeply inspired by Louvre smash and grab "heist"

Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion f...
Charcoal Cuckold
  10/20/25
They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "securit...
vigorous azure point
  10/20/25
The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold...
kink-friendly sneaky criminal roast beef
  10/20/25
Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is...
Charcoal Cuckold
  10/20/25
? When they steal jewels they almost always break and rec...
kink-friendly sneaky criminal roast beef
  10/20/25
bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when...
pink adventurous private investor therapy
  10/21/25
there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they d...
at-the-ready toaster
  10/21/25
I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they wou...
topaz preventive strike
  10/21/25
Not artifact jewels
Charcoal Cuckold
  10/21/25
Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won&rsq...
Bright goyim
  10/21/25
what level of sophistication would this really have taken? w...
pink adventurous private investor therapy
  10/20/25
Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previous...
kink-friendly sneaky criminal roast beef
  10/20/25
it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieva...
pink adventurous private investor therapy
  10/21/25
Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the even...
Curious nubile chad legal warrant
  10/21/25
main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you star...
at-the-ready toaster
  10/21/25
xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder a...
sienna yapping step-uncle's house
  10/21/25
OFS
at-the-ready toaster
  10/21/25
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Pearl Antidepressant Drug Dopamine
  10/21/25
would you be surprised to find out that the security boss wa...
at-the-ready toaster
  10/21/25
indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody b...
sapphire dog poop
  10/21/25
Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists th...
Glittery Misunderstood Prole Useless Brakes
  10/21/25
Have to arrange fencing too.
Sable bisexual police squad
  10/21/25
i assume they work for people who do that and just got their...
topaz preventive strike
  10/21/25
but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros wit...
at-the-ready toaster
  10/21/25
...
khaki free-loading persian turdskin
  10/21/25
It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the ...
Opaque liquid oxygen
  10/21/25
But don't leave DNA!
Sable bisexual police squad
  10/27/25
Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition?
burgundy bonkers yarmulke dragon
  10/21/25
they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a fli...
topaz preventive strike
  10/27/25
decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister
sapphire dog poop
  10/27/25
*because the French are involved
at-the-ready toaster
  10/27/25
Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here It ...
Twinkling Principal's Office
  10/27/25
(Gunneratttt)
boyish library digit ratio
  10/27/25


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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Charcoal Cuckold

Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion for stealing whatever you want to. Think I'm going for the artifacts I've been wanting to grab for a while. Wish me luck gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363243)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: vigorous azure point

They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "security" was eating croissants ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363245)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: kink-friendly sneaky criminal roast beef

The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold right now, it's crazy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363247)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Charcoal Cuckold

Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is behind this but they're going somewhere intact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363249)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly sneaky criminal roast beef

?

When they steal jewels they almost always break and recut them to erase the provenance. It would be stupid to keep them intact as-is, more so for whoever wants them.

They did manage to locate one crown though, the Empress's crown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363254)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: pink adventurous private investor therapy

bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when daimond stores and rich people exist, seems like you'd want to keep that 100x profit from some rich chinese guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363352)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:27 AM
Author: at-the-ready toaster

there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they didn’t touch

these jewels were stolen for some gook or A-rab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363372)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: topaz preventive strike

I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they would rob a diamond broker reservoir dogs style.

It’s prob some Saudi/russian/chink asshole who is buying them. Or maybe Kim jong un

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363486)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Charcoal Cuckold

Not artifact jewels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363552)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Bright goyim

Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won’t resurface for decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364382)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: pink adventurous private investor therapy

what level of sophistication would this really have taken? was it basically just 3 guys with motorbikes and some crowbars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363252)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly sneaky criminal roast beef

Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previously walked out due to staff being stretched thin, particularly security, due to overcrowding. It's like asking for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363258)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: pink adventurous private investor therapy

it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieval castle though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363298)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Curious nubile chad legal warrant

Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the event of a siege, they would just train everybody in the castle to use crossbows. Longbows were better, but it takes a lifetime to be good with a longbow, any old fool can pick up a crossbow and be decent within a few days. Castles could still do that now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363493)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: at-the-ready toaster

main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you start bumbling around and even simple things become hard to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363373)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: sienna yapping step-uncle's house

xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder after seven or eight beers its nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363536)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: at-the-ready toaster

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363553)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Pearl Antidepressant Drug Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363350)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready toaster

would you be surprised to find out that the security boss was a woman?

https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1980375714646876461

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363410)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: sapphire dog poop

indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody bitch queen of england stole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363478)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: Glittery Misunderstood Prole Useless Brakes

Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists thats the most enticing thing

Just walking through the door w a crowbar, adequate phenotype and baseline serum t level lets you retire immediately from a lifetime of banal wagecucking

Its seriously embarrassing to wake up & wagecuck earnestly and read headlines about heists where dudes ride into sunset clear & free after like 45 minutes of execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363488)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Sable bisexual police squad

Have to arrange fencing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363534)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: topaz preventive strike

i assume they work for people who do that and just got their $$$ once the job was over. to even be in that position you still have to wagecuck as a professional criminal for years tho. it's not like you can be new poaster first day and just have the network or ability to rob the fucking Louvre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49363656)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready toaster

but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros with not much to lose just quit their jobs and will enter the trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364377)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: khaki free-loading persian turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364383)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Opaque liquid oxygen

It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the store up and then speed off into the sewers on motorcycles. You just take what you want and leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364439)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Sable bisexual police squad

But don't leave DNA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49380497)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: burgundy bonkers yarmulke dragon

Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364443)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: topaz preventive strike

they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a flight to Algeria. I'd say they're probably in a room right now with a car battery and jumper cables attached to their ballsacks except that the French are involved.

https://apnews.com/article/france-louvre-heist-arrests-2e78cbea4bc44c39348eedf8baf138ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49379238)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: sapphire dog poop

decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49379244)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready toaster

*because the French are involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49379651)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Twinkling Principal's Office

Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here

It belongs in a museum you savages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49380509)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: boyish library digit ratio

(Gunneratttt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2Vannesa#49380528)