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Is it prole not to have a bidet toilet?

Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to sm...
fiercely-loyal state
  11/01/25
eat more fiber
Ungodly Diverse Bawdyhouse
  11/01/25
If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo
Amethyst Theatre
  11/01/25
(guy from 2016) There are plenty of other great options out...
fiercely-loyal state
  11/01/25
yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices I...
Amethyst Theatre
  11/01/25
I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one ...
fiercely-loyal state
  11/01/25
damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heate...
Amethyst Theatre
  11/01/25
When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get r...
fiercely-loyal state
  11/01/25
wow
Amethyst Theatre
  11/01/25
toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff
Onyx self-centered business firm
  11/01/25
BioBidet is 180
thriller blood rage half-breed
  11/02/25
Once you bidet, there’s no other way
Maniacal violent pit
  11/01/25
i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sor...
Unholy Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/02/25
It’s a whole new world
aphrodisiac cyan national security agency partner
  11/02/25
I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. ...
poppy effete kitty rigor
  11/02/25
Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the ...
Rose Psychic
  11/02/25
ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus
Stirring bright school cafeteria
  11/02/25
(guy with a shit-crusted butt)
thriller blood rage half-breed
  11/07/25
xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestig...
Razzmatazz nighttime school
  11/02/25
Bidets changed my life
poppy effete kitty rigor
  11/02/25
i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i kno...
Razzmatazz nighttime school
  11/02/25
Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enoug...
fiercely-loyal state
  11/02/25
You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100
Supple Dilemma Sweet Tailpipe
  11/02/25
Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toi...
fiercely-loyal state
  11/02/25
(guy who watches too much porn) OK I thought about it and...
Razzmatazz nighttime school
  11/02/25
water was turned off in my building this morning due to some...
poppy effete kitty rigor
  11/03/25
MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS!
Stirring bright school cafeteria
  11/03/25
...
Razzmatazz nighttime school
  11/03/25
Are toilets prole?
Rose Psychic
  11/03/25
shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middl...
dead disgusting police squad
  11/07/25


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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal state

Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to smear shit around your butthold over and over until you can't see visible poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393632)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Ungodly Diverse Bawdyhouse

eat more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393649)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Theatre

If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393637)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal state

(guy from 2016)

There are plenty of other great options out there now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393641)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Amethyst Theatre

yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393647)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal state

I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one of the new WiFi enabled models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393650)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Amethyst Theatre

damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heated seats, the seat opens and closes based on motion, it's 180 but not sure what i'd need wifi for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393652)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal state

When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get ready. Huge waste to keep that seat heated/cooled 24hrs a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393659)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Theatre

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393664)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Onyx self-centered business firm

toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394157)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: thriller blood rage half-breed

BioBidet is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394803)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Maniacal violent pit

Once you bidet, there’s no other way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49393686)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Unholy Twinkling Uncleanness

i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sort of strange sex swing the builders just started adding to houses.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394298)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cyan national security agency partner

It’s a whole new world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394304)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: poppy effete kitty rigor

I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. However in the back of my mind the entire trip was how gross my ass probably was because I had no bidet.

Took a couple mid day safety wipes that were horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394783)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Rose Psychic

Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the fiber cult (literally the only good advice xo has ever given)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394785)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Stirring bright school cafeteria

ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394885)



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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: thriller blood rage half-breed

(guy with a shit-crusted butt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49410393)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz nighttime school

xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestige i can only aspire to, honestly - maybe someday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49394889)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: poppy effete kitty rigor

Bidets changed my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395576)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz nighttime school

i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i know they have the high end toto at a japanese restaurant i go to. but if i rent and my apt doesn't currently have one is it worth doing one of the attachment ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395582)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal state

Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enough to your shitter. Trust me, your asshole will thank you for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395981)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Supple Dilemma Sweet Tailpipe

You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395985)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal state

Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toilet.

The name always makes me think of gaped assholes though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49395993)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz nighttime school

(guy who watches too much porn)

OK I thought about it and like 80% of the time I'm taking a crap in the morning before I take a shower anyway. I guess the bidet is good for the other times but that's not as useful as I was first thinking.

Also on the Tushy install video the girl has a shirt on that says "ask me about my butthole" - I am betting she doesn't wear it outside of the house https://www.amazon.com/TUSHY-Classic-Bidet-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B07H5TBZJT (it's on the videos first one basic install instructions, like 5 seconds in)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49396104)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: poppy effete kitty rigor

water was turned off in my building this morning due to some waterline repair. I took a shit not realizing that the water off, so the bidet wouldn't work. Had to wipe.

Wiped probably 20 fucking times, i just couldn't get clean. Went to get a coffee at a place after the shit and just "felt" gross the entire time. Just couldn't shake the feeling of dread.

Went home after, water was back on, bidet'd myself and now I've been clean as a whistle all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49398842)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Stirring bright school cafeteria

MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49398850)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz nighttime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49399230)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Rose Psychic

Are toilets prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49398922)



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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: dead disgusting police squad

shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middle class

third world proles actually have it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2Vannesa#49410408)