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Hypo: 1 year in solitary. Either (a) no media or (b) work as biglaw associate.

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in ...
Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe
  08/25/26
obviously biglaw
Aphrodisiac seedy rehab
  08/25/26
Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that ...
Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe
  08/25/26
why the fuck would you care if youre in jail
Aphrodisiac seedy rehab
  08/25/26
(not an average or better associate)
Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe
  08/25/26
...
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/25/26
HAHA ITS NEITHER ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCO...
Bat shit crazy fat ankles
  08/25/26
Any conjugal visits in either scenario?
Clear hot crackhouse
  08/25/26
You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of ...
Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe
  08/25/26
...
Exhilarant pit voyeur
  08/25/26
...
Big multi-billionaire
  08/25/26
...
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/25/26
Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my pra...
arrogant cream set
  08/25/26
180
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/25/26
No media
Passionate carmine turdskin
  08/25/26
What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law...
Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe
  08/26/26
...
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/26/26
Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af
Passionate carmine turdskin
  08/26/26
180
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/26/26
If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Si...
Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe
  08/26/26
FTGE…
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/26/26
...
slimy striped hyena
  08/26/26
...
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/26/26
Biglaw. I hate being bored.
slimy striped hyena
  08/25/26
How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or...
Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe
  08/26/26
...
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/26/26
Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an ...
slimy striped hyena
  08/26/26
...
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/26/26
How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be t...
Lascivious violent stead
  08/26/26
Cq
Charismatic hairy legs
  08/26/26


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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in a randomly selected US prison in solitary confinement. You must choose either of the following. Which do you choose?

(a) For the duration of the year, you cannot access or consume any media. No books, music, newspapers, TV, radio, etc.

(b) For the duration of the year, you will work remotely as an associate at a randomly assigned Big Law firm, in a randomly assigned practice group. You will be provided a computer, internet connection, phone, dual monitors, mouse, and keyboard. You can use the computer and phone only for work and closely related activities. E.g., you can browse legal news about your practice area. You cannot browse legal news more generally. At the end of the year, your law firm colleagues will rate you. If you are rated as good or better than average associates at the firm, your prison term is over. If you are not rated as good or better, 6 months will be added to your sentence with the no media rule above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092209)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac seedy rehab

obviously biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092227)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe

Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that you'll be an average or better associate in a randomly selected practice group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092245)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac seedy rehab

why the fuck would you care if youre in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092284)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe

(not an average or better associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092369)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092994)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy fat ankles

HAHA ITS NEITHER

ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCORCHING LIGHTS THAT SLIGHTLY DIM FOR 90 MINUTES A NIGHT, GARBAGE SHIT SONGS THAT PLAY OVER AND OVER AS LOUD AS THEY WILL GO EVERY DAY AS YOU EAT BREAKFAST, AND PERMANENT PSYCHOSIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092230)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Clear hot crackhouse

Any conjugal visits in either scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092235)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe

You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of the law in the biglaw option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092249)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant pit voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092279)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Big multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092288)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092993)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: arrogant cream set

Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my practice group during zoom “meetings”? If not, option 1 and I’m getting jacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50093006)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50093009)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Passionate carmine turdskin

No media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50093033)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe

What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law review articles in your spare time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094563)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094591)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Passionate carmine turdskin

Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094646)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094657)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe

If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Sitting on your concrete bed in the SHU? Not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094669)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs

FTGE…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094672)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: slimy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094990)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50095440)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: slimy striped hyena

Biglaw. I hate being bored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50093037)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Orange Fragrant Keepsake Machete Giraffe

How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or above associate? If you don't, you're going to be really bored during the extra portion of your sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094598)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094599)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: slimy striped hyena

Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an experienced attorney and will have no distractions. I'll also be very motivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094989)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50095441)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Lascivious violent stead

How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be the far more boring option of the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50095471)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Charismatic hairy legs

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50095494)