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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den
  12/08/25
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marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Filthy Insane Business Firm
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Beady-eyed Tanning Salon Messiness
  12/12/25
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mustard brunch
  12/17/25
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Federal swashbuckling boltzmann
  12/17/25
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Razzmatazz point
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Bateful office boiling water
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Bateful office boiling water
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
puce station
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
autistic personal credit line ape
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den
  12/18/25
lol
razzle peach shrine
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
autistic personal credit line ape
  12/17/25
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marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
mustard brunch
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
mewling circlehead potus
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
razzle peach shrine
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
mustard brunch
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
mewling circlehead potus
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
mustard brunch
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Apoplectic thriller temple cumskin
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Jet Very Tactful Telephone Indian Lodge
  12/17/25
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Stubborn Scarlet Resort
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
mind-boggling main people library
  12/17/25
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gold thirsty karate stain
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den
  12/17/25
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orange bossy market
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
soul-stirring alpha
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Sinister goal in life halford
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Apoplectic thriller temple cumskin
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Sinister goal in life halford
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Apoplectic thriller temple cumskin
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Sinister goal in life halford
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Electric brilliant puppy meetinghouse
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
mewling circlehead potus
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
soul-stirring alpha
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
mewling circlehead potus
  12/17/25
...
Electric brilliant puppy meetinghouse
  12/17/25
I am not!
soul-stirring alpha
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Judgmental beta stock car locale
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Filthy Insane Business Firm

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Tanning Salon Messiness

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: mustard brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Federal swashbuckling boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bateful office boiling water

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Bateful office boiling water

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: puce station

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: autistic personal credit line ape

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzle peach shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: autistic personal credit line ape

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: mustard brunch

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: mewling circlehead potus

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzle peach shrine

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: mustard brunch

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: mewling circlehead potus

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: mustard brunch

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic thriller temple cumskin

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Jet Very Tactful Telephone Indian Lodge

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Titillating ladyboy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Stubborn Scarlet Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling main people library

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: gold thirsty karate stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine affirmative action den

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: orange bossy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring alpha

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Sinister goal in life halford

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic thriller temple cumskin

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Sinister goal in life halford

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Apoplectic thriller temple cumskin

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Sinister goal in life halford

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Electric brilliant puppy meetinghouse

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: mewling circlehead potus

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring alpha

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: mewling circlehead potus

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Electric brilliant puppy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring alpha

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Judgmental beta stock car locale

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Vannesa#49518198)