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wtf. judge just ordered that i wear a toupee in his courtroom.

before we got started he began asking me questions about my ...
boltzmann penis
  01/07/26
you should show up in a powdered wig
"'''''"'''"""''''"
  01/07/26
i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so fa...
boltzmann penis
  01/07/26
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boltzmann penis
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which dad?
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liberal mustiness
  01/07/26
Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him...
OldHLSDude
  01/07/26
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Post nut horror
  01/07/26


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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: boltzmann penis

before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee.

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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: "'''''"'''"""''''"

you should show up in a powdered wig

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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: boltzmann penis

i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2Vannesa#49569207)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: boltzmann penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2Vannesa#49571012)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: which dad?



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: liberal mustiness



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2Vannesa#49571020)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Post nut horror



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