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Guys who get mad when a dog pisses on their lawn
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: laughsome cowardly church queen of the night Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355525) |
Date: October 17th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: laughsome cowardly church queen of the night Dog piss kills grass! Its the end of the fucking world if I had a dead spot on my lawn! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355532) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Bateful national security agency striped hyena only if it goes everyday in same spot tho right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355542) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: offensive pisswyrm Only in large quantities if you don’t water your lawn frequently. Male dogs who tend to pee smaller amounts to mark more territory are lawn helpers for anyone who actually gives half a shit ie waters once a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356636) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Comical Puce Lodge It certainly can kill grass. Large female dogs are the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357818) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Awkward crackhouse Prole tell having enough stranger dog walking foot traffic in front of your lawn for it to matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355614) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Razzle fanboi gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355643) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: infuriating maroon plaza volcanic crater ni hao comrade! You rike sausage barr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355645) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Disgusting party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355690) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Disgusting party of the first part bro this isn’t exactly true. It’s more U-shaped it happens in ghettos but also highly affluent areas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355692) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: Chest-beating sweet tailpipe Keep telling yourself that your 6000 SF lot on a block of wage-slaving Jews and Asians 1 generation removed from prole origins living in post-war shithouses is affluent. You’ve made it! Pay no mind to the Asian guy smoking a cigarette while his dog pisses on your single tree! There is not an entire town of richer people one town to your north or west! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355980) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Disgusting party of the first part This isn’t even close to what I’m describing but I’m sorry about wherever the fuck you live / have fashioned this concept—it’s weirdly specific and also not in any way applicable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355992) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Chest-beating sweet tailpipe Tell me more about the wealthy enclaves where you can see the street from your house and it is frequented by large numbers of the kind of pedestrians who lack the decency to curb their dogs. I’ll await your reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356273) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: cyan slippery becky crotch There are entire neighborhoods like this where I live, including several where vault law firm partners reside. Are you imagining some kind of English estate situation? Because that's really not relevant. And if you're one of those "durr-hurr, wealthy is $100 million+ houses" type people, then there's no need to reply (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357810) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:36 AM Author: Disgusting party of the first part He’s clearly a rat-faced Jew living in some sort of shitty NY neighborhood who has no conception of where affluent people live outside of big shiny condo towers and townhouses and then some ephemeral, movie-influenced vision of large estate houses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359181) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Razzle fanboi gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356281) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Awkward crackhouse Park Slope and Capitol Hill and Ardmore and Melo Park and Coral Gables are all prole (I’ve got no idea what the actually fancy inner burb single family home areas actually are, please substitute as appropriate, thank) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355982) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: Disgusting party of the first part Cool. Point stands. Also the myopic inner city Jew view of the world is very clearly on display ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355989) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Chest-beating sweet tailpipe Park Slope is in NYC and no one has grass.
Ardmore is prole. Should have said Villanova, but in Villanova you get enough land and there is no sidewalk so you don’t see so much dogpiss on your yard.
Menlo Park is prole tech people with giant piles of money who choose to live in a shitty suburb because they are unimaginative.
The examples matter because you actually can’t think of a genuinely prestigious location random dogs piss on your grass. |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Awkward crackhouse I admit that I cannot. I’m an ascended hick who got out of cities ASAP once careers allowed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356628) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Olive Mildly Autistic Box Office Old Irish Cottage the type of person who gets irate at this would be irate regardless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356084) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: contagious corn cake Incredible subthread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356313) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: Rambunctious Curious Friendly Grandma Cumskin I keep having fucking DEER shit all over my lawn. They ate the jack-o-lantern my daughter carved. One got hit by a car or something and limped onto my property and died and vultures were roosting on my roof for a bit while they picked it clean. I fucking hate vermin deer and wish I could just start killing these motherfuckers on my own year round. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355990) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Pink vigorous haunted graveyard (Gretchen Whitmer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356128) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:39 PM Author: laughsome cowardly church queen of the night deer are large rats and should be treated as such (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356241) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:35 PM Author: Fuchsia adulterous travel guidebook tanning salon that's prestigious because you must live in a place with large lots. deer are 180 but i'm sorry they ate your pumpkin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357162) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: cyan slippery becky crotch Fuck that, hope they eat his wife and children next (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357317) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Rambunctious Curious Friendly Grandma Cumskin That's not very nice, friend :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357917) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: slap-happy property i have a median that is technically the citys so I wish they would just go there.
I do get MAF at putting dogshit bags in my garbage at 7am bw the time when the garbage comes and I bother to go outside. I think thats rude af stinky ass dog shit for a week stuck to the bottom of the barrel |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Glittery Indirect Expression piss? who gaf it doesn't do anything the people who leave their dogshit bags in my bin are the ones who really deserve to get it |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:52 PM Author: Hideous tattoo bawdyhouse No but I yell at my boys for being lazy as fuck and pissing in the same spot in the yard when they're out playing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Vannesa#49356643) |