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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Soul-stirring Flickering Black Woman
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Boyish Chartreuse Half-breed Locale
  11/29/25
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Histrionic rigpig
  11/29/25
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Boyish Chartreuse Half-breed Locale
  11/29/25
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gold galvanic stage
  11/29/25
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Boyish Chartreuse Half-breed Locale
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
flushed range
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Soul-stirring Flickering Black Woman
  11/29/25
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Histrionic rigpig
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
unholy state
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Soul-stirring Flickering Black Woman
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
unholy state
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Lascivious Home Background Story
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Comical ruddy trailer park
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Translucent bisexual dog poop
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Soul-stirring Flickering Black Woman
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Marvelous olive private investor corner
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
heady crimson parlor toaster
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Marvelous olive private investor corner
  11/29/25
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unholy state
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
bronze lodge french chef
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
flushed range
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
primrose appetizing legal warrant
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
flushed range
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
alcoholic tattoo heaven
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Flickering Black Woman

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Half-breed Locale

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Histrionic rigpig



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Half-breed Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: gold galvanic stage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Half-breed Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: flushed range

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Flickering Black Woman

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Histrionic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: unholy state

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Flickering Black Woman

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: unholy state

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Lascivious Home Background Story

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Comical ruddy trailer park

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Translucent bisexual dog poop

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Flickering Black Woman

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Marvelous olive private investor corner

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: heady crimson parlor toaster

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Marvelous olive private investor corner

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: unholy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: bronze lodge french chef

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: flushed range

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: primrose appetizing legal warrant

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: flushed range

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: alcoholic tattoo heaven

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Vannesa#49490766)