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Hypo: 1 year in solitary. Either (a) no media or (b) work as biglaw associate.
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Fuchsia selfie Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in a randomly selected US prison in solitary confinement. You must choose either of the following. Which do you choose?
(a) For the duration of the year, you cannot access or consume any media. No books, music, newspapers, TV, radio, etc.
(b) For the duration of the year, you will work remotely as an associate at a randomly assigned Big Law firm, in a randomly assigned practice group. You will be provided a computer, internet connection, phone, dual monitors, mouse, and keyboard. You can use the computer and phone only for work and closely related activities. E.g., you can browse legal news about your practice area. You cannot browse legal news more generally. At the end of the year, your law firm colleagues will rate you. If you are rated as good or better than average associates at the firm, your prison term is over. If you are not rated as good or better, 6 months will be added to your sentence with the no media rule above. |
Date: August 25th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Aromatic shrine obviously biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092227) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: Fuchsia selfie Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that you'll be an average or better associate in a randomly selected practice group? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092245) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Aromatic shrine why the fuck would you care if youre in jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092284) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Fuchsia selfie (not an average or better associate) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092369) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: lilac space pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092994) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: fear-inspiring concupiscible set blood rage HAHA ITS NEITHER
ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCORCHING LIGHTS THAT SLIGHTLY DIM FOR 90 MINUTES A NIGHT, GARBAGE SHIT SONGS THAT PLAY OVER AND OVER AS LOUD AS THEY WILL GO EVERY DAY AS YOU EAT BREAKFAST, AND PERMANENT PSYCHOSIS |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: angry double fault Any conjugal visits in either scenario? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092235) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Fuchsia selfie You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of the law in the biglaw option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092249) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: submissive incel locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092279) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: Bateful cordovan kitchen toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092288) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: lilac space pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50092993) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: thirsty know-it-all hall Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my practice group during zoom “meetings”? If not, option 1 and I’m getting jacked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50093006) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: lilac space pisswyrm 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50093009) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:28 PM Author: crimson frisky sneaky criminal deer antler No media (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50093033) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Nazca Redlines What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law review articles in your spare time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094563) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Oh, you retrieve? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094591) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari) Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094646) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: Oh, you retrieve? 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094657) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: Nazca Redlines If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Sitting on your concrete bed in the SHU? Not so much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094669) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Oh, you retrieve? FTGE… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094672) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094990) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Oh, you retrieve? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50095440) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: exhilarant abusive dragon Biglaw. I hate being bored. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50093037) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or above associate? If you don't, you're going to be really bored during the extra portion of your sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094598) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Oh, you retrieve? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094599) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an experienced attorney and will have no distractions. I'll also be very motivated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094989) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Oh, you retrieve? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50095441) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Sniggle How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be the far more boring option of the two? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50095471) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: Oh, you retrieve? Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Vannesa#50095494) |