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Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious ...
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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
Honey-headed cruise ship
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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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That's the difference.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: jet market jewess

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Vannesa#46660365)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: onyx comical mediation field



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Vigorous wrinkle



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Outnumbered institution legend



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Claret Shrine Goal In Life



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: doobsian den hominid



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Adventurous crimson space associate



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: jet market jewess



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: boyish striped hyena brethren

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed coiffed french chef

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Vannesa#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed cruise ship

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Vannesa#46661301)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: unholy crackhouse

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cordovan double fault station



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: frum public bath foreskin

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: hyperactive messiness

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Vannesa#46672667)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: multi-colored boiling water coffee pot



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Rebellious Haunted Graveyard International Law Enforcement Agency

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: jet market jewess

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: free-loading nursing home



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: racy office



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: jet market jewess



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: jet market jewess



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: jet market jewess



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: jet market jewess



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: jet market jewess



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: jet market jewess



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: jet market jewess



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: jet market jewess

Wow, he actually did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Vannesa#48533086)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Arousing digit ratio gas station

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Floppy dragon



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