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XO Jewish Shitlib Pumos: Can you explain TSLA stonk performance?
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Date: September 11th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Just checked for the first time in awhile, gritting my teeth because I assumed -- given that you guys have spent months confidently assuring me that everyone now hates Elon, nobody actually buys Teslas anymore, and the whole "Tesla" mystique has been widely exposed as a total fraud perpetrated by an evil midwit -- that this stonk would have cratered and might even be trading at sub-$100 again. "Le Sigh."
But imagine my utter shock and amazement when I discovered that TSLA is rising fast and currently trading at $366/share... which is +25% for the month, +140% for the year, and +250% for the last five years.
Huh?! How is this even possible?! Can you guys ELI5?
(Please bear in mind that I'm extremely retarded and famously wrong about everything, so avoid using fancy words or complex sentences in your explanation. Just keep it real simple for my tiny little goy pea brain to process. TYVMIA.) |
Date: September 11th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Razzmatazz Bipolar National Security Agency Mexican everyone now hates Elon, nobody actually buys Teslas anymore, and the whole "Tesla" mystique has been widely exposed as a total fraud perpetrated by a midwit, hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49256755) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Whoa! |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:51 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Man this comment sure aged like a fine wine :) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49257804) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Hey guys, it's me again.
Just checked once more preparing for the worst... and TSLA is now all the way up to $394/share.
Huh???
Please get in here and explain this to me, I'm SO confused. (It's hard being dumb as shit.)
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Razzmatazz Bipolar National Security Agency Mexican what was ath again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49260970) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
To date, the ATH (closing price) for TSLA is ~$480.
What do you think the odds are that TSLA will set a new ATH within the next year or two, my Jewish friend? :) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Razzmatazz Bipolar National Security Agency Mexican pretty sure in my timeline it was >$1000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49261023) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
WTF, where did all of the smug shitlib kike Pumos go???
They're usually all about TSLA-threading! |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Pumos: TSLA hit $410 today... where are you guys? I REALLY need you ITT explaining this to me! |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Shaky Dingle Berry Travel Guidebook https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49273076) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Damn... I guess it turns out that TSLA actually isn't doing well, after all. Fuck. Pwnd again.
:( |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Shaky Dingle Berry Travel Guidebook I REALLY need you ITT explaining this to me!
<<<EXPLAINED>>> |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Sorry, maybe this is still above my level of comprehension. Can you break it down further and literally ELI5 why this chart = "TSLA go up"?
(And btw if your answer is some smarmy version of "because money printer goes brrrrr retard," then please go ahead and explain why TSLA has traded sideways for most of the last six months... maybe money printer didn't start brrring until pretty recently???) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Libs, TSLA is now back up to $425... where are you??? Karen??? |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 4:38 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Hey guys -- TSLA is currently sitting at $434, and Warren Buffett just liquidated his entire position in BYD (aka the company that is arguably Tesla's REAL biggest international rival in the car space LJL at "Waymo") as that stonk continues to bleed out and completely shit the bed.
Any comments on any of this? We're starting to inch back up to being within striking distance of TSLA's current ATH. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 4:45 PM Author: curious mahogany whorehouse I have philosophical objections against electric and overly techy cars in general. glad you're getting some scratch tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49292050) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
I can respect and even agree with that point, but LJL at any of these faggot kike libs who have been constantly shitting on Elon Musk and TSLA (and me for pushing the latter) for years now suddenly trying to magically transform their opposition into "a philosophical matter" at this late date, as TSLA continues to soar (just like I predicted it would).
I am never going to stop bumping this thread, even when TSLA hits $1,000.
Fuck you, libs. All of you, forever. Stay poor, you dumb self-impressed little midwit faggots. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Sooty Market I'm up 45% since I poasted I was buying TSLA. Pumo corrected me and said it was just a good market all around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49292319) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
CR, frankly you'd probably be up like 150% if you had just bought whatever the Pumos were telling you to buy instead back then.
This reminds me that I was trying to claim that my "buy and hold TSLA/BTC long" calls were smart in another thread a few months ago, and a Pumo rushed in to point out that ackkkkkkkkkshually both of those assets were *down* from their literal ATHs, and yet I was still continuing to hold them *even as they dropped*, which means I'm retarded.
Devastating realization. I had no response to that. Fuck. Why don't I just perfectly time my buying / selling of assets and then swing trade, like Pumos do? |
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Date: September 23rd, 2025 12:03 AM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
>>> Piper Sandler: "So we just got back from a research trip to China... uh, yeah, TSLA is heading to $500, bank on it."
B-b-but I thought Tesla couldn't even hope to compete with Waymo (Fun trivia fact: Waymo's CEO is literally a black female lawyer -- I wonder how many of the smug kike shitlibs who have been touting that shitty company as "the Tesla killer" on XO are even aware of that fact?) let alone China's unstoppable BYD... how is this possible?!
>>> Meanwhile, Morgan Stanley is now pumping out glowing reviews of cross-country drives that its analysts are taking in fully-autonomous Teslas (absolutely no human intervention whatsoever from start to finish on a ~1,400 mile trip):
B-b-but I thought Tesla's fake and gay "FSD" package was nothing more than a glorified driver assist that can't even operate properly on a 15 minute ride across Austin without a safety driver sitting in the front seat and probably secretly pressing a bunch of hidden buttons or something.... how is this possible?!
Lol @ libs. You idiots really believed all of that retarded blackpill bullshit that was being cynically pumped out by liberal retards wearing suits on "CNN" or whatever, didn't you? LJL stop getting high off your own supply and learn how to actually DYOR, you retards. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Cracking garrison boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49293137) |
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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
Hey Jewish libs: TSLA is back up to $442 now. Reminder that the current ATH (closing price) for this stonk is only ~$480.
Where the fuck are you guys??? I see you all poasting endlessly in all of the other threads on the front page, and I remember how much you guys used to looooove endlessly talking to me about TSLA just a few months ago.
What happened, bros??? I miss you! :( |
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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Sexy pearl station man i sure am upset that i bought TSLA based on your advice back in april when it was at an ATH of $225 per share! i put fucking $100k into this trash too. yuck! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49299152) |
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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth To be fair,
(Actual retard who listens to other actual retards online and deserves what he gets) |
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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Sexy pearl station i pissed away like $40k on SOL at $88 per coin too. FUCK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49299162) |
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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Swollen ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Vannesa#49299184) |
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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
https://www.tipranks.com/news/a-shift-is-coming-says-investor-about-tesla-stock
"One investor known by the pseudonym Envision Research believes that more gains are on the horizon for the Musk-run company.
“Latest insider disclosures and also expected Q3 2025 deliveries suggest a shifted return/risk curve for Tesla, Inc.,” explains the 5-star investor.
Envision gives credit to Musk’s purchase, as it demonstrates the CEO’s “strong confidence” in Tesla. However, the investor is also focusing on improving fundamentals to justify a more bullish take...
Previously sitting on the fence, Envision is ready to take the plunge.
“I see a better momentum and sentiment for the stock in the near term,” sums up Envision Research, who is upgrading TSLA to a 'Buy' rating." |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:08 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
TSLA closing at $440 for the day, and Dan Ives (a ~Top 5% stock trader) now publicly predicts Tesla will have a market cap of ~$3 Trillion by EOY 2026:
That's right in line with my own past documented predictions about Tesla is headed, btw. See, e.g.: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&mc=101&forum_id=2
Libs, will any of you ever have the balls to enter this thread? |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:41 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Hey libs -- TSLA currently sitting at $460, another day or two like this and it will officially set a new ATH. That means TSLA will be the most expensive that the stock has ever been, and Tesla will be the most valuable that the company has ever been. Just FYI. Pretty crazy given that AFAIK everyone hates Elon Musk now and nobody buys any of his shitty cars anymore, IMO. Wild!
For the record, it's also currently up $100 (that's a 25% boost) since I made this thread just three weeks ago... man, too bad you didn't put a bunch of money in back then, you could have increased your total net wealth by 25% in under a month by doing basically nothing. But to be fair, surely NOBODY could have seen this crazy rally coming!!!! LJL
Where are you guys? Will any of you ever have the balls to come in here and face me on this issue??? |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:43 PM Author: peeface lib here. i know when i'm beaten. fuck we've been dumb and deserve our poverty. is it too late for me to invest?
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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:46 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Depends... are you willing to touch my penis in exchange for money management services? *Rubs hands Jewishly*
(No it's not too late, see e.g. https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&mc=101&forum_id=2 ... but beware, there are lots of really smug Jewish shitlib Pumos on XO who will angrily smear you as a "a total fucking retard" if you dare to follow my advice!) |