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The Magic of Sydney Sweeney explained

- full blood indigenous European with fair phenotype, ie nat...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
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Rusted haunted graveyard twinkling uncleanness
  03/25/26
this is a true story I knew this black chick back in the day...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
great poast, stocking coal for goyim tp. you make some solid...
Alcoholic Church Building Stain
  03/25/26
someone had to lay it out crystal clear imo
plum parlour
  03/25/26
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Cyan Beady-eyed Stead
  03/25/26
Sabrina Carpenter's a clone of Hillary Rodham Clinton
Floppy toaster dilemma
  03/25/26
Yeah I couldn't jerk it to her if there was a million dollar...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
"In 2021, Sweeney purchased a 3,200-square-foot (300 m2...
Mind-boggling plaza gaming laptop
  03/25/26
don't talk about our queen like that
Alcoholic Church Building Stain
  03/25/26
she gets paid millions of dollars to be hot and lick doritos...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
she's already 28 and "dating" some nepo Jewish rec...
Mind-boggling plaza gaming laptop
  03/25/26
she dumped that guy and she's gonna marry a random chud inst...
Alcoholic Church Building Stain
  03/25/26
you mean that the internationally famous global superstar wi...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
it's always jews and other nons. she makes them extremely an...
Alcoholic Church Building Stain
  03/25/26
No, I don't care at all. I was just ridiculing OP for this f...
Mind-boggling plaza gaming laptop
  03/25/26
Yeah she's definitely not chill. She's like, totally insane....
plum parlour
  03/25/26
From the greeks to the romans to the Renaissance to present ...
Poppy Sadistic Home
  03/25/26
You can never underestimate the capacity of browns to be enr...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
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Alcoholic Church Building Stain
  03/25/26
To be fair, MFCR Guys at my middle-class goy high scho...
pearl trailer park
  03/25/26
To be fair in the 80s these homes were like 75k My grandp...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
To be fair, Just asked ChatGPT what the average home pric...
pearl trailer park
  03/26/26
Yeah virtually no one born in the early 1900s had 1.5 millio...
plum parlour
  03/26/26
Her Achilles Heel is not her face. It's her narrow hips rela...
Poppy Sadistic Home
  03/25/26
they look fine to me. some of us aren't black and don't want...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
☝️💯👌
Alcoholic Church Building Stain
  03/25/26
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fw...
Poppy Sadistic Home
  03/25/26
go back to china
plum parlour
  03/25/26
Compare with the top-tier hip to waist ratio of xo brandy me...
Poppy Sadistic Home
  03/25/26
Scholarship
Khaki provocative senate
  03/26/26
if she was a demure B-cup, would all this still apply?
gaped hunting ground
  03/25/26
No!
plum parlour
  03/25/26
I'd find her more attractive with classy Bs. (Note that I'm ...
Poppy Sadistic Home
  03/25/26
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impertinent theater
  03/25/26
on the one hand, she went out on black wednesday in chicago ...
Fragrant Den Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/25/26
what? who cares about any of this? dafuk?
plum parlour
  03/25/26
"appreciates the simple things, approachable"
Fragrant Den Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/25/26
Yeah it's called an image. She projects an image. In her rea...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
my lifestyle determines my deathstyle
Fragrant Den Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/25/26
Godspeed
plum parlour
  03/25/26
Love that I immediately knew TOAS
Appetizing nursing home goal in life
  03/25/26
I realize XO will never believe me but I fucked a chick who ...
silver mediation
  03/25/26
I fucked a lot of chicks with big tits and a pretty face. No...
plum parlour
  03/25/26
I am being very honest my man. Not going to pretend lik...
silver mediation
  03/25/26
Big if true
plum parlour
  03/25/26
how much did she charge
Floppy toaster dilemma
  03/26/26
she had great tits and shows them off, pretty fucking simple...
Henna Mental Disorder Newt
  03/26/26
...
Khaki provocative senate
  03/26/26
She's definitely legit retarded
Khaki provocative senate
  03/26/26


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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: plum parlour

- full blood indigenous European with fair phenotype, ie natural blonde, blue eyes, even if she throws in some hair dye. Most prestigious race/complexion possible.

- height at 5'3" not a midget but not a giantess. Good height for 97% of guys

- average intelligence, appreciates the simple things, approachable, not caught up in stupid culture war nonsense. Not a wife of a Scholar per se but would work well for almost any guy unless you're super nerdy and need your wife to be an egghead (some do but it's rare)

- A trad in the sense of just living life and not overthinking things. More feminine than tradwomen online bloviating their opinions, even if they're good ones.

- Decently pretty face even though she's not elite tier compared to the other best looking women on Earth but still high up the food chain. Her face is the biggest weakness although it's better than passable. It exceeds minimum requirements

- this is the kicker. She has a rare body type. Big tits and skinny waist is almost unheard of. Usually you get thin chicks with no tits or fat chicks with big tits but the impossible bodytype combo is insane. A lot of women don't realize that men go crazy for TOAS, which is the most prestigious bodytype.

And Bob's your uncle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768423)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Rusted haunted graveyard twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768426)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: plum parlour

this is a true story I knew this black chick back in the day and she was very nice but she was unfortunately not great lookin to say the least. she was very polite and a nice person nothing against her. but I noticed that she had a habit of scrolling social media and her ENTIRE FEED was beautiful white chicks. Like obviously not in lewd poses that men seek but more like glamour type shit. It was WALL TO WALL white bitches on her phone she would just look at em all day. I felt so bad for her. Poor soul. Like me I got a ton of problems but like 93% of them are fixable in the long run. This chick had ONE problem and it was never going away lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768613)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church Building Stain

great poast, stocking coal for goyim tp. you make some solid and convincing points on this matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768427)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: plum parlour

someone had to lay it out crystal clear imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768608)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Cyan Beady-eyed Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768433)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Floppy toaster dilemma

Sabrina Carpenter's a clone of Hillary Rodham Clinton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768622)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: plum parlour

Yeah I couldn't jerk it to her if there was a million dollars on the line if I came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768629)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling plaza gaming laptop

"In 2021, Sweeney purchased a 3,200-square-foot (300 m2) Tudor-style home in Los Angeles, for US$3 million.[111] In 2023, she bought a US$9.9 million "fixer-upper mansion" in Los Angeles's Bel Air neighborhood, and in 2024 she bought a US$13.5 million home in the Florida Keys.[111]"

yeah she "appreciates the simple things" lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768637)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church Building Stain

don't talk about our queen like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768643)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: plum parlour

she gets paid millions of dollars to be hot and lick doritos seductively or whatever and act in small roles in big ensemble shows. btw in the 90s most people's grandparents had a house in the keys and another one in bel-air. it was normal until the government printed trillions of dollars and the housing market was flooded with third worlders. just sayin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768646)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling plaza gaming laptop

she's already 28 and "dating" some nepo Jewish record exec. imagine how much she'd laugh and sneer at you if she knew you were worshipping and pining after her here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768653)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church Building Stain

she dumped that guy and she's gonna marry a random chud instead like lana del rey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768658)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: plum parlour

you mean that the internationally famous global superstar with near perfect phenotype and hundreds of millions of suitors doesn't care about me, an xopoa? you've gotta be kidding!

the Sweeney Isn't Hot crowd are in some of the deepest denial of anyone around. Yeah she makes my dick hard. What am I supposed to do, lie about it? I haven't given her a dime. I don't follow her on social media. I don't even think I've seen one of her movies. How am I simpin'? I'm just acknowledging reality unlike you, you seem like you believe in the climate hoax or the Holocaust dummy. I'm spittin' facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768670)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church Building Stain

it's always jews and other nons. she makes them extremely angry because she represents White beauty standards and it makes them extremely upset to see White preferences represented in "media" instead of forcememed jewish hags like "gal gadot" or brown mud creatures like "zendayya"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768683)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling plaza gaming laptop

No, I don't care at all. I was just ridiculing OP for this fawning poast about some celebrity chick he doesn't even really know anything about, and I already showed evidence that she's not the "chill" chick he seems to think she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768692)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: plum parlour

Yeah she's definitely not chill. She's like, totally insane. 🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768745)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Poppy Sadistic Home

From the greeks to the romans to the Renaissance to present day, white culture has always, more than anything, focussed on a hip to waist ratio of 0.75 and below as being THE most important metric of female beauty.

The only exception is GenX which somehow started caring only about tits.

Sorry brej, but she fails on this universal and historically fully white metric.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768699)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: plum parlour

You can never underestimate the capacity of browns to be enraged about being brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768738)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church Building Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769130)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: pearl trailer park

To be fair,

MFCR

Guys at my middle-class goy high school back in the day all had grandparents with double vacation homes in the Keys and Bel-Air which they used to travel between regularly using their private jets, it was NBD...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769126)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: plum parlour

To be fair in the 80s these homes were like 75k

My grandparents had a home in one of these but not both. I guess you could say if they were a little more successful they could have doubled up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769530)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: pearl trailer park

To be fair,

Just asked ChatGPT what the average home price in Bel-Air in the 1980s was, here's what it said:

"What homes actually sold for in Bel-Air (late 1980s)

A typical luxury home sale around 1990: ~$1.5 million

Higher-end homes in the same period: often ~$3 million or more

New or trophy properties late in the 1980s boom: ~$9M+ listings

👉 This gives a very wide band, but importantly:

'Normal' Bel-Air homes: low-to-mid millions

Prime estates: multi-million (often far higher)"

You're probably right though, $75k sounds more accurate IMO. Maybe even $50k if you got a nice deal! ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49772526)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: plum parlour

Yeah virtually no one born in the early 1900s had 1.5 million dollars saved by 1980. Also do Key West I bet it was a lot cheaper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49772572)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Poppy Sadistic Home

Her Achilles Heel is not her face. It's her narrow hips relative to her waist. She and those around her are very aware of this and she puts a ton of effort into hiding / mitigating this through posing, camera angles, outfit choices, etc.

Still hot AF, but since we're doing a deep dive...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768654)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: plum parlour

they look fine to me. some of us aren't black and don't want an hourglass Kardashian. this thread is for WHITES only and we like our blocky women okay fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768661)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church Building Stain

☝️💯👌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768666)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Poppy Sadistic Home

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fwhat-body-type-is-sydney-sweeney-v0-k1v11xm02qvd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dc6ea17f9e272b89fe8fa29226eb5caaa5c7c3ca4



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768674)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: plum parlour

go back to china

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768676)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Poppy Sadistic Home

Compare with the top-tier hip to waist ratio of xo brandy melville scarlett liethold

https://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/images/models/158808/scarlett-leithold-578896-fit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768684)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Khaki provocative senate

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49772557)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: gaped hunting ground

if she was a demure B-cup, would all this still apply?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768762)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: plum parlour

No!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49768795)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Poppy Sadistic Home

I'd find her more attractive with classy Bs. (Note that I'm not GenX, so I don't have a bizarre fetish for oafish old-lady tits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769150)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: impertinent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769180)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Den Scourge Upon The Earth

on the one hand, she went out on black wednesday in chicago to a dive bar.

on the other, she was on that retarded whatever podcast and said a guy should make like 2 million a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769239)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: plum parlour

what? who cares about any of this? dafuk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769258)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Fragrant Den Scourge Upon The Earth

"appreciates the simple things, approachable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769273)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: plum parlour

Yeah it's called an image. She projects an image. In her reality she doesn't want a guy who can't keep up with her lifestyle. But that's not the image she portrays. Don't you get it's about optics? That's what Hollywood has always been. It's all smoke and mirrors. She makes you feel a certain way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769316)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Fragrant Den Scourge Upon The Earth

my lifestyle determines my deathstyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769398)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: plum parlour

Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769408)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Appetizing nursing home goal in life

Love that I immediately knew TOAS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769366)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: silver mediation

I realize XO will never believe me but I fucked a chick who was a hotter version of Sydney Sweeney with a better face. Every time I see Syndey in the news, it brings back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769368)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: plum parlour

I fucked a lot of chicks with big tits and a pretty face. None of them had a tummy that flat. Or even close. Let's be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769395)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: silver mediation

I am being very honest my man.

Not going to pretend like this chick was common or easy to get. It was a lifetime-level achievement for me. But I did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769505)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 11:02 PM
Author: plum parlour

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49769533)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Floppy toaster dilemma

how much did she charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49770635)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder Newt

she had great tits and shows them off, pretty fucking simple. She's short and has a downsy face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49772543)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Khaki provocative senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49772560)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Khaki provocative senate

She's definitely legit retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849713&forum_id=2Vannesa#49772561)