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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
razzmatazz theater
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trip station jewess
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know-it-all point
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white national security agency
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boooo
godawful tanning salon crotch
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odious amber cumskin home
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lol i like it
black pisswyrm
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poppy marvelous shitlib
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that's a good joke. those people suck
Mind-boggling mewling address philosopher-king
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You're invited next time
razzmatazz theater
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
Supple Rehab Double Fault
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
razzmatazz theater
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That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelcha...
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white national security agency
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Walnut nursing home kitty
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I guffawed
lascivious vermilion locus
  10/20/25
Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
Domesticated Chrome Whorehouse
  10/20/25
It's a good joke. Get new friends.
Magical electric trailer park
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cr
laughsome abode
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(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
multi-colored indian lodge
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
black pisswyrm
  10/20/25
People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
poppy marvelous shitlib
  10/21/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So
Shaky Cruise Ship
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"He's a microbiologist." "Well, mine has m...
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Passionate toilet seat crackhouse
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I don't get it
razzmatazz theater
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You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pul...
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pale pit
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"More like Jones GAY!"
Cocky affirmative action market
  10/20/25
good joke i would've laughed
Slate Puppy Meetinghouse
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz theater

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361876)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: trip station jewess



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: know-it-all point



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: white national security agency



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: godawful tanning salon crotch

boooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361890)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: odious amber cumskin home



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: black pisswyrm

lol i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361910)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: poppy marvelous shitlib



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mewling address philosopher-king

that's a good joke. those people suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361937)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz theater

You're invited next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49361942)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Supple Rehab Double Fault

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362005)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz theater

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362032)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Passionate toilet seat crackhouse

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362176)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: white national security agency



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Cream aggressive doctorate theatre



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: sepia kitchen



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Domesticated Chrome Whorehouse



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Walnut nursing home kitty



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: lascivious vermilion locus

I guffawed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362039)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Domesticated Chrome Whorehouse

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362040)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Magical electric trailer park

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362052)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: laughsome abode

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362075)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: multi-colored indian lodge

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362122)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: black pisswyrm

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362092)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: poppy marvelous shitlib

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364046)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Shaky Cruise Ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362128)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Mint Weed Whacker Space

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362132)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Comical Resort Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362175)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Passionate toilet seat crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362179)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz theater

I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362188)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Fragrant iridescent faggot firefighter

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362189)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Gaped state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362205)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: poppy marvelous shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364045)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Domesticated Chrome Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364053)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: pale pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364099)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Cocky affirmative action market

"More like Jones GAY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49362190)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Slate Puppy Meetinghouse

good joke i would've laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Vannesa#49364050)